Spiral Knights - Reduce Radiant Crystal and Eternal Orb drop rate to 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 and other things for Kozma

Reduce Radiant Crystal and Eternal Orb drop rate to 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 and other things for Kozma

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Dom, 11/23/2014 - 18:01

Crazee-Pi-Forum

This is ridiculous, I tell you! The drop rate of them are too high, so high they make Kozma sad and they're putting her out of business, you're making her cry. ;_;

What do you mean the other strangers in the Bazaar? Nobody cares about them, get out you

Anyway, I suggest we reduce Radiant Crystal and Eternal Orb drop rate to 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 in order to get Kozma more monies.

Also have SoL Kozma exclusive. (So you can't get it from drops)

After a while, have her prices increase to 10000-100000 CE because inflation.

As a matter of fact, have the Auction house, accessory adding service (Now with a fee of 5000 CE), and every other service in Haven be only available through her (With everything costing CE instead of CR), so that every competing business gets broke and is out in the streets begging for money while Kozma buys all of Cradle piece by piece.

All friendly Mechaknights from then on will have Kozma's face painted on it because she can afford that after she gets all your monies.

New Kozma prize boxes! 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance for a Kozma backpack accessory so you can look just like Kozma, batteries not included

If players quit the game, Kozma will hire a bunch of people in real life to make you play the game or else.

Dual wielding trinket that is exclusive to Kozma that is only 999999999999999999999 CE

Dual shielding (Because dual wielding is lame) trinket that is exclusive to Kozma that is only 9999999999999999999999999999999999 CE

First person mode that can be activated/deactivated via the new Kozma menu for a lowly fee of 9999999999999999999999999 CE

Every other bad suggestion trinket for only 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 CE

See how much SK would be better if Kozma rose up and ruled it?

This suggestion has been brought to you by (And paid for by) Kozma

EDIT: Kozma should be able to sell her super speed modifiers she used that one time for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 CE

Mar, 11/25/2014 - 00:00

Klipik-Forum

But surely everyone would just afk in haven if they were forced to play like this?

Mar, 11/25/2014 - 07:21

Jmmoormann

Still missing some things

For only 100MCE you can have a Kozma bot that follows you in the Clockworks and kills every monster by making it cry to death because of the inflation.

For 100000MCE you can even have a Kozma skin (expires after 30 seconds, so you'll have to buy a new one from Kozma).

Kozma prize boxes also contain:

-0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%: the Kozma stick, owning it kills every monster in the game.

-0.0000000000001%: Kozma barrier: a shield made of pure energy. It contains all energy that has ever been spent at Kozma, making it invincible.

-0.000001%: Kozma armor set: ability: pulls every single item on Cradle towards you, making you incredibly rich. (as a fee for looking as Kozma you have to give everything you earn with this to Kozma)

-0.0001%: Kozma's soul eater: allows you to eat other knight souls. If you give their souls to Kozma, she will force the souls to keep buying things from her forever! (You will get 0.00000000000000000000000000000001% of the money she gets from this)

-99%: Costume reskins! All in Kozma's favorite colors, of course!

And to honor Kozma, we will change the name of the game to Kozma Knights, because hey, she is the most important feature of the game right? (It could also be The Kozma Supply Depot Game)

Mié, 11/26/2014 - 14:20

Crazee-Pi-Forum

This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!

@Klipik Kozma would just make robots using your monies to force you to grind the clockworks with them and give her your monies

Mié, 11/26/2014 - 16:44

Klipik-Forum

I'm interested to hear how these robots force your character into a mission or on an arcade gate.

Jue, 11/27/2014 - 02:05

Thunder-The-Bright

algorithms are the solutions to any problem.

the robots are a distraction while she fires the mind-control device in-
I mean, yeah, they chase you around until they trap you to get into a gate and then jump down to follow you.

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Reduce Radiant Crystal and Eternal Orb drop rate to 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 and other things for Kozma