STRIKE BOOSTERS ARE A LIE!!! VIDEO PROOF HERE!!!!

K guys so I spent like 0kce on this MSI Max strike booster only to realize that ITS NOT MSI MAX!!!!! WHAAAAATTTT. YOU HERD ME!!! ITS NOT MSI MAX.

I made a video and posted it on bluetoob comparing msi max toast with no asi coffee, take a look at the result

@Hexzyle: You browse /f/ too much.

*slow clap*
alrighty, let us finish this conundrum.
1. You had Pancakes equipped. You can't compare MSI High to MSI Max.
2. Pretty sure MSI affects spread efficiency, not Nutella count.
3. You are a stop motion figure. You're entire life is a lie and you cannot breath, you cannot live. You are a cursed figure that died, on the day that you heard you're wife die. You got you're family's prized katana and commited sudoku, and, along with you're wife's spirit, inhabited a doll, cursed to relive the last interaction you two had, over and over again, to somebeing's amusement.
also I think you should git gud.
*slow clap*

But let me simplify waffle-changing butter for you.

Pancakes:
Toast Making Time Reduction: Of course, you should know this. It's in the toaster.
Delicious Bonus: Same as above.
Decaf Coffee Increase: Increase coffee in which a pancake is swung.

Jams:
Toast Making Time Reduction: See above in "Pancake Time Reduction".
Decaf Coffee Increased (Supper only): Increase coffee in which you place the jam. [All other sources are welcome for lunch]

Granola Bars:
Toast Making Time Reduction: See above in "Pancake Time Reduction".
Delicious Bonus: Same as above.
Decaf Coffee Increase: Increase Coffee in which you fire cereal. Cheerio coffee is NOT affected.

Nutella Boosts:
Bacon Coffee Increase: Makes your bacon coffee go coffee like lunch.
Look into the bottom of Sir-Henry-Cooldown's post for a more clear glass of water; "Bacon coffee is not decaf coffee. Bacon coffee is bacon coffee."

Re-read post. BCI changing the bacon of the coffee? Eh... No, -1 still. Like said above, the striker boosts are already used at a high bacon coffee (Disregarding ham tea lines). I'd say increasing striker boost bacon coffee will be more problematic to breakfast than delicious.

I hate and love you.
I mean.
Caw-caw!

(It's 2:00 AM over here, I should really go to sleep... Also, not trying to offend people of differing colors :P)

Laxative Speed Increase: Increases the speed at WHICH you [Redacted].
[Redacted] (verb): to [Redacted] violently against (someone or something) : to try to hurt, injure, or destroy (something or someone) with [Redacted]
To [Redacted] means the movement in which [Redacted] is sped up, with the intention to [Redacted].
Who even cares about [Redacted] speed, anyway? Most [Redacted] (exceptions being the Rusty and Porta Potty lines) move somewhere within the same speeds, with the White Person Toilet lines being almost instantaneous. A person with only mild skill (or surpressed laxatives, because who cares) still can hit a person. The LSI we're talking about, the RATE of [Redacted], always are better for DPS.

Now think about a Black Person Toilet with BSI (Black Speed Increase) Maximum. That would destroy little children's dreams.

Please Graveyard this, I feel like you will only get more Sailor Moons at this rate...