Ok.
So I tried just giving up and going on my alt to get some recipes...
The client repatched steam's patch.
I decided... hrm. Try steam again? Sure why not.
It patched the repatch. Wut.
Then it worked.
Anyone else stuck in limbo can try deleting one file [like getdown.txt] to force a patch and that might work?
Its likely steam that isnt pushing the new update because it recently updated.
it was doing that prior to the patch for me.. so it didn't even work in this case.. and this actually is aggitating to one like me who moved from the web client to the steam one..