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The Dark Chaingun: gun porn in Spiral Knights?

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Thu, 12/04/2014 - 11:58
Ultraflo's picture
Ultraflo

3 hours and half.

That's the time it took me to find a Dark Chaingun recipe at Basil's. While everyone else was asking for over 6 times its price at the Auction House, I decided to roam the arcade with all the other numerous knights running Stratum 3 over and over again. I then found it and went "asfgfdgfdcqhdkvfgshkvfgsdkv" and bought it.

I crafted it, and subsequently drooled over it as my cutesy little Autogun became a Magenta colored, realistic belt-fed light machine gun, with a sexy box magazine. "What the hell, OOO?", I thought myself. We have cute, cartoonish little handguns like the Blaster or Catalyzer, and then we have this. Its later iterations even have a proper stock, a picatinny rail and iron sights. Nonetheless, I was satisfied. Seeing my knight wield a badass piece of weaponry.

I then set out to test it in the Clockworks. And what better place, than the Royal Jelly Palace? Of course, I set the difficulty to normal, as the gun was freshly baked out of the oven. How would it handle a big fat cube of jelly, just out of the box?

I marched into that palace, entered the King's lair, and promptly left after 10 seconds.

It took me 3 charge shots to take down the Jelly King.

Hue.

All that to say, I really really really really love this gun already. And to add to that, I got lucky enough to find the 4* recipe right after the King.
It's like the Blitz Needle back in the day all over again.

Thu, 12/04/2014 - 13:01
#1
Krakob's picture
Krakob

Well, it sure's gonna be like porn once I see how much it can boost my speed in O:CH speedruns. Just gotta get an Autogun with CTR med first...

Thu, 12/04/2014 - 13:18
#2
Parasthesia's picture
Parasthesia
@Krakob don't forget

@Krakob don't forget mixmaster, it can take a lot of time off the full mission.

Thu, 12/04/2014 - 14:37
#3
Ultraflo's picture
Ultraflo
mixmaster op plz nerf

mixmaster op plz nerf

Thu, 12/04/2014 - 14:42
#4
Krakob's picture
Krakob

Yes, but sadly I don't have that much money to spare and I guess Mixmasters are worth more now than before so I can't really use one.

Thu, 12/04/2014 - 17:19
#5
Flowchart's picture
Flowchart

Oh, maybe you bought the one I had up there. I really want to make it, but the recipes sell for too much, I'll make it later after the hype dies down. And yeah, maybe if I can get an autogun with a decent UV.

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