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Knights Against Gremlin Cruelty (KAGC)

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Sun, 12/07/2014 - 18:46
Ariave's picture
Ariave

http://imgur.com/PlYZxVA

I protest.

As a knight under the command of my superiors, it disgusts me that this poor gremlin is being enslaved.
STOP SLAVERY NOW.

After years of struggle, slavery is a serious issue. It still exists today and it disgusts me that OOO is a part of it.

I, along with any other knights who agree with me, wish to remove this gremlin and all others currently enslaved.

THIS ENDS TODAY.

WE ARE KNIGHTS OF HONOUR AND GLORY!

WE ARE SPIRAL KNIGHTS!

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 18:58
#1
Spark-Of-Hope's picture
Spark-Of-Hope
a few things

1.we are knights of the spiral
2. We came to the cradle peacefully and they attacked us so self defense
3. They are the ones who have enslaved us before and kept us in cages

Your argument is invalid

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 19:27
#2
Avihr's picture
Avihr
Void

Void

Spark... just because you are in war with some country doesn't mean you get to enslave their people, rape their women and do whatever you want to them, a prisoner of war isn't a slave, morality and human rights should still apply to them, otherwise you're a criminal of war.

And Ariav... I don't know if you have noticed but that gremlin is in emberlight, a place that is refuge for GREMLIN outcasts made by gremlins, for gremlins, the spiral order isn't the one who has him there, assuming that the gremlin in question is actually enslaved.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 19:28
#3
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
I'm done being serious. Time to revel in insanity.

Who said that Gremlin was enslaved? Remember, Emberlight is the town of Outcasts from under the Crimson Order's rule. He was probably just making a living. Or bored. Or both, who knows.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 19:41
#4
Almond-Riddle's picture
Almond-Riddle
Fine, no more slavery then.

Fine, no more slavery then. No more prisoners either.

We'll just kill them.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 20:18
#5
Bopp's picture
Bopp
Sonosuke is right

Sonosuke is right. The premise of the thread is not.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 20:37
#6
Godzy's picture
Godzy
SPAAARRTTTAAAAA

No mercy
AWOO
No prisoners
AWOO

in war

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 21:24
#7
Cross-Over's picture
Cross-Over

Sexy Interface you have there.

Where can I get one?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 11:56
#8
Sloveniangirl's picture
Sloveniangirl
If you still can see don't look at me!

Wait what?! Seriously? Why would anyone you feel bad for some characters made that way:

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And you shouldn't use forum to protest.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 12:06
#9
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
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Mon, 12/08/2014 - 13:12
#10
Skepticraven's picture
Skepticraven
↓

@Araiv

You speak of emberlight?
HQ has info on emberlight:
"A village of outcasts, Emberlight serves as a refuge for gremlins who were banished from the Great Colony. Now they live humble lives, selling wares and repairs to passing travelers, always fearful that one day the gremlin king Tinkinzar would see fit to wipe them out entirely."

They are hard working outcasts from their own people. They are building an area where they can make a living along side knights!

@Cross-Over

You might notice on the top left the symbol for "ubuntu". The linux desktop environment is called unity.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 13:50
#11
Captainshockwave's picture
Captainshockwave
So.

I think we should all keep in mind that this is a video game before going to any, "protest" of some sort. Real life Slavery is horrible, and I could go on and on about it, but, I'm going to keep this simple. This is a video game, don't over-react to things so easily.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 13:53
#12
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

The day Bopp gets trolled is the day I laugh.

That is, this day.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 14:01
#13
Bopp's picture
Bopp
I get trolled a lot

I get trolled a lot, so don't be too impressed by it. Epicskunk wasted a whole bunch of my time the other day.

Do you mean that the original post was a troll? It wasn't funny, so I took it seriously. Not a big waste of my time in any event. Cheers.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 15:34
#14
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!

Well as long as you don't start rebelling against me e̶n̶s̶l̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ hiring Devilites, I'm fine with this.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 17:34
#15
Thebronzemonsta
we cant do this bc mega

we cant do this bc mega tundrus one shot all gremlins srry

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 17:50
#16
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
@ Aviri

Actually I'm pretty sure the majority of wars in the history of mankind were this way.

Still, Knights and Gremlins aren't the same species so certain things wouldn't work but if we wanted we would rule Cradle and destroy/enslave all life on the planet. Instead HQ wants us to collect minerals, and gather data from the clockworks. Gremlins just tend to get in the way, aside from the fact that most are aggressive and also tend to carry money makes them targets for knights. After a while we just become accustomed to leveling everything in our path.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 18:49
#17
Ariave's picture
Ariave
Oh you poor souls.

My fellow knights!
Do not take this lightly!

I see many question my logic, mainly claiming that the emberlight is a place of refuge. View the image properly!

You can clearly see that the poor gremlin has no where to go, except for in his tiny block of room, countlessly chopping wood for days to come!

How many of you, my questioning knights, have ever seen this poor gremlin take a break!

0

Do not be pulled into the controversial wars of our past, every being has their own rights!

Take a look at the wolves, they move sporadically, encircling each other and their enemies, attempting to bite their way to victory.

Or look at the jelly kingdom!

Look at the fiends, the kats, the undead. Look at all these poor monsters trapped in the cycle given to them for days on end.

I command you to speak. To shout.

How often does one find a being that is capable of emotion, capable of thoughts and feelings!
These gremlins create objects that even we as knights could never make!
Half our gear derives from them! These magestic beings have even thought of creating rockets!

My fellow knights, I pleed you, say NO to those who enslave such genius.

- This message has been brought to you by the Knights Against Gremlin Cruelty.

Side note: @Sloveniengirl
According to your logic, then almost everyone should be removed from the forums due to this one rule:
DO NOT:
Post spam or other nonsense that disrupts the forum's formatting, functionality, or usability, including quote pyramids or "bump" posts.

Also, if OOO found this post not to their liking they would have removed it by now, as they have mentioned before that they do view every post. Seeing as it's not graveyarded or removed and I haven't been banned as of yet gives me hope that maybe the game masters may agree with my views.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 18:30
#18
Avihr's picture
Avihr
Void

@Holy-Nightmare: well if a country/organization/group of people suddenly wanted to dominate the world through the use of the force they will obviously not care about any morals, laws or human rights since they obviously want to go against those things, many wars have been about control, domination, resources or the extermination of other humans, a criminal won't care too much about how many crimes he commits while murdering someone since his goal is to break the law in the first place, Wars work like that, everything falls apart and we get to see the worst of man kind, but that doesn't make it any less wrong.

Getting on topic, if knights just wanted and could dominate and successfully exterminate everything on cradle they could do that, more so if they share a very different moral code than the one we percieve and have literally no care for other forms of life or laws that protected them, after all, the rules are dictated by the ones that have power,laws mean nothing if you do not have the power to enforce them and make sure everyone follows them.

That being said, I doubt that knights have the power to dominate cradle with ease since we have been at war with the gremlins for almost 4 years and the clockworks are still infested with dangerous and hostile creatures.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 18:59
#19
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!

@Ariav Remove fiends from that list, they willingly employ theirselves to us for very little pay. If you ask me we should pay them anything, I think not turning into a Gorgo is enough pay for them.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:01
#20
Modicu's picture
Modicu
*gremlining intensifies*

I'll just leave this here.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:13
#21
Ariave's picture
Ariave
Cyberpony

My deepest grattitude goes to you.

Your offering will not be forgotten!

This is the first step to our glorious ending!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:18
#22
Spark-Of-Hope's picture
Spark-Of-Hope
well

imma kill every gremlin
(even tho i do that for da loot...)

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:54
#23
Ariave's picture
Ariave
...

That's not what I wanted... but hey! Still not slavery eh?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:45
#24
Zaffy-Laffy's picture
Zaffy-Laffy

I'm a gremlin and I find this thread gremlin

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:34
#25
Ariave's picture
Ariave
See!

Proof of what I am trying to say^
They are not horrid creatures, treat them with respect!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:47
#26
Avihr's picture
Avihr
Void

Aww cmon Ariav, gremlins don't have feelings you silly.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 23:16
#27
Ariave's picture
Ariave
But. Bu.. B....

Your words strike me with deep sadness. How can anyone say that!

Such disrespect!
Gremlins are loveable, amiable creatures. They are one of the few races who have mastered healing, engineering and weaponry.
I can assure they feel fear when knights come to torment them. I can assure they see love when they spawn together.
Gremlins need to be given the respect they reserve.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 23:31
#28
Zaffy-Laffy's picture
Zaffy-Laffy

-cuddles-

Teehee, of course we are, amirite? Cross-over? Ironclaw-Mender?

No? -cries and explodes-

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 00:11
#29
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
...I don't want to save your world, I just want burn it....

If it was up to me the entirety of Cradle would have been reduced to ashes within a month of our arrival......

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 00:27
#30
Zigazavrose's picture
Zigazavrose
Fact is...

...you may be forced to kill Gremlins at times too. Certain doors won't let you move-on further without killing everything in the room. If it was up to me, I would've had more friendly Kats appear, and not make them hostile. That's all I'll say here.

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 01:29
#31
Ariave's picture
Ariave
Meow.

All I want is that this poor gremlin gets removed in the next patch.

Let's make it happen.

Here's looking at you, OOO

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 02:27
#32
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
@ariav

This gremlin isnt a slave, he's working to expand Emberlight so it can hold more gremlin refugees from the Crimson Order. If anything you should be hunting down every gremlin that is working for the Crimson Order, since those gremlins would kill every refugee in Emberlight.

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 02:32
#33
Ariave's picture
Ariave
@Holy

Have you seen any expansion occurring?

Have you seen the wood he endlessly cuts ever been cut? Does he ever stop to sleep, to eat? Don't tell me he is working to expand emberlight. It is clear as day that this is a lie that OOO has brainwashed into innocent minds.

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 07:37
#34
Sloveniangirl's picture
Sloveniangirl
If you still can see don't look at me!

@Ariav Hahaha, WRONG, they don't "agree with your views" they just didn't remove/ban your post because it's not really a protest lol. I am too lazy to read all new comment/replies but I will say something shortly:

Everyone avoid this post, Ariav just wanted to get your attention and make their post (without logic) popular lol.

EDIT: Honestly, you should complain about slavery on forums of games that actually include slavery... but even that is pointless while you are only person I ever saw in my 4 years of SK that complain about "slavery in SK"

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 09:43
#35
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
..................

Ok.........

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 14:36
#36
Ariave's picture
Ariave
...

Sloveniangirl, your words sting me.

If you are not yet convinced, I doubt it will ever happen.

Until that day, I shall cover my eyes to your endless hate.

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 15:44
#37
Sloveniangirl's picture
Sloveniangirl
If you still can see don't look at me!

Listen, kid, you won't ever reach alone to make them remove those "slaves", EVER. If you really like to get rid off them then go browse game files and delete all of the files that include their model and scripts manually. If you can't do that yourself then we can't help you, love.

I think all of us shall cover our eyes for your pointless post.

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 18:46
#38
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
@ Ariav

They are preparing for expansion, they just need money, the problem is that the Vendors at Emberlight barely make enough CR to feed their families. It is because of selfish ignorant knights that don't ever purchase their wares that they can't make Emberlight bigger.

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 20:07
#39
Ariave's picture
Ariave
...

Obviously, my fellow knights do not feel the same.

I shall leave this forum topic as quickly as a gremlin's soul searching for a place to rest.

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 20:16
#40
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
...

This thread Is really sad. like pathetic sad.(Not the OP, but the thread Itself.)

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 02:13
#41
Spring-At-Peace's picture
Spring-At-Peace
This thread is a lie

You know who we're really enslaving and even sadder than this?

Gremlin orphans.

And we're the ones to cause it. Because you know why?

We killed their parents.

Knights who explore the clockworks and go to gremlin grounds, OCH, clockwork tunnels, etc looking for loot kill these gremlins every day. We have to bring presents to millions of gremlin orphans every year so they can have joy in their lives.

The OOO company have to pay the expenses of these lil' warm fluffballs every year, and because of them, we get delays on updates that's upcoming now. P2Ps have about 50% of their money they've paid to OOO to go towards gremlin orphan homes every day.

And I am here to tell you to stop Fine Fabric/Gremlin shield hunting by killing gremlins because of these fuzzy gremkids. For the holidays are coming and that most knights have to put their back to work to support these guys.

To help today though, you can help with the upcoming Winterfest by either stop gremlin hunting or adopt a gremkid this time around.

Thank you and happy holidays. :)

-

...

I swear if someone makes some sort of written story on a gremkid backstory and how he became a orphan, Imma be either depressed after reading, wanting to punch them in the face or both.

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 10:32
#42
Sloveniangirl's picture
Sloveniangirl
If you still can see don't look at me!

@Ariav Let's make one more thing clear. If you have feelings for something imaginary, like gremlins, than why don't you also take care of your computer too? I can clearly read from your words that you play video games too much. As well as the poor gremlins are working all the time the same way your computer is overheating all the time but you do nothing, right? That means your computer is your slave too. You don't take care of it, you have never cleaned dust inside, you don't clean RAM after using it etc. Which means computer does everything for you but you don't do anything for it. With this reason your computer is your slave too! Now take care of your computer first before you start taking care of those "enslaved" gremlins again.

Case closed! Somebody lock this post.

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 09:05
#43
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

@slovenian

your computer too*

your words*

as the poor gremlins*

which means your computer*

your slave too*

I try not to correct grammar and spelling too much but that had to be done

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 10:37
#44
Sloveniangirl's picture
Sloveniangirl
If you still can see don't look at me!

@Oohnorak Honestly, that's more like trolling than making grammar correct. And I know that I make too many typos every time I am typing too fast... (but fixed it now for you)

And no, "that means your computer" is completely the same as "which means your computer".

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 12:15
#45
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
!!!!

"You know who we're really enslaving and even sadder than this?

Gremlin orphans."

oh you have NO Idea. You know those tenderfoots and why they are weak and so tiny? We are killing the orphans themselves. TENDERFOOTS ARE ORPHANS THAT HAVE BEEN FORCED TO FIGHT BY THE CRIMSON ORDER!!!!!! We are fighting In defense! They are attacking us so we defend ourselves!

But the tenderfoots are the gremlin orphans themselves!!!!

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 13:09
#46
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

a problem here is you guys aren't recognizing the difference between the colony and emberlight
in the great colony gremlins are trained to fight and are the ones we attack
emberlight gremlins are kicked out for breaking laws, pissed off leaders, or they willingly fled from the colony
so what we do to the colony gremlins doesnt affect emberlight (well, unless you give one a disabling wound and they get kicked for that, then they would go to emberlight(but thats not the point kind of derailed that a bit))

@slovenian
youre looking at the wrong part of the correction
which means YOUR computer
you left out a word
i meant the part where you said
"which means computer"

edit: saw that coming /e looks down

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 12:49
#47
Avihr's picture
Avihr
Void

I am surprised that you guys are still discussing Ariav's troll/joke, It is too obvious at this point :/

#EnslaveAllGremlins

#TakeEmOut

#SpiralConquerors

#BringMeTheirWomen

#Extermination

#AviriForPresident2015

#NoRegrets

#BloodyAssaultOnEmberlight

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 13:46
#48
Sloveniangirl's picture
Sloveniangirl
If you still can see don't look at me!

@Oohnorak Does it really matter to talk about typos while we can still understand each other? Lol.

@Aviri 8*(+1)

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 17:23
#49
Tender-Footmender

I would adopt all gremlin orphans if I could. And live in Emberlight. Do you know how many Emberlights they have actually created? Who knows if they are all resting when players aren't there?
I'm sorry to take your support, Aviri, but THIS THREAD DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE.
Seerusly?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:40
#50
Ironclaw-Mender's picture
Ironclaw-Mender
­

"I'll just leave this here."

yes
good

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