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For Sale! [Firotech: CTR Low]; [Wolver Cap: Piercing Low]; [Boosted Plate Shield: Shadow Max]: expires Saturday 10PM Eastern

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Wed, 06/08/2011 - 08:25
Gigafreak
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I have three things to auction off, and I'll post one of them each day into this thread today, tomorrow, and Friday. They'll run concurrently and all expire at the same time on Saturday night (unless of course someone opts to pay Buyout before the auction ends.) I'll be posting the most valuable item last.

Today's item: Firotech Alchemer with Charge Time Reduction: Low.
The closest thing to a flamethrower that a Knight can wield! Perfect for when you need to cook your dinner but don't feel like getting up and walking all the way over to the stove. Be careful of ricochets, but remember there is a bright side to accidentally lighting yourself on fire: Ninjas will be unable to capture you for the duration!

Initial bid: 150 CE
Bid increment: 15 CE
Buyout: 600 CE

End time: Saturday, June 11th at 10PM Eastern Daylight Time

Post bids here or by in-game mail to Skrumm. (Please don't send it via in-game whisper. I might be AFK, or fighting jellycubes, or fleeing from ninjas, or fighting jellycube ninjas.)

Thu, 06/09/2011 - 18:53
#1
Gigafreak
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The second item: Wolver Cap

The second item: Wolver Cap with Increased Piercing Defense: Low.
That's right, I went to the trouble of shaving a confused Wolver's head to make this hat out of it! It is soft, fluffy, partially bulletproof and keeps your head warm. In case of gunfire, kick some ass! Fully compliant with the standards of PETA (Please Eat Tasty Atria).

Initial bid: 100 CE
Bid increment: 10 CE
Buyout: 400 CE

End time: Saturday, June 11th at 10PM Eastern Daylight Time

Fri, 06/10/2011 - 05:52
#2
Gigafreak
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The third item: Boosted Plate

The third item: Boosted Plate Shield with Shadow Defense: Maximum!
Plate! No longer just that thing you put your dinner on, this thing is an enormous wall of lumber and metal that deflects swords, teeth, spikes, and all manner of projectiles. (Does it deflect the kitchen sink? Only if it was thrown by a Devilite.) This three-star shield will help you send your enemies on a three-star vacation to Painville! This shield has been specially coated with enough garlic that no creature of the night would dare to touch it. (Added bonus: Everything else is repulsed by the smell, even creatures with no noses. Try shield-shoving a Lumber! It works!)

Starting Bid: 8,000 CE
Bid Increment: 100 CE
Buyout price: 15,000 CE

End time: Saturday, June 11th at 10PM Eastern Daylight Time

If this item does not sell by auction, I'll still have it available for sale but at a higher price.

Fri, 06/10/2011 - 18:40
#3
Gigafreak
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Just over 24 hours remain. I

Just over 24 hours remain.

I stopped and thought about the Firotech's opening bid, and decided it was too high. So I reduced the opening bid, increment, and buyout by 70% each.

I'd try and write something funny here, but I got nothin' today.

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