After going on yet another Tv Tropes walk, I got the feeling to add a little "this and that" to the Spiral Knights story. This may last long or it may be short, but here is how it will work:
1. There will be 5 segments to each chapter.
2. There will be virtually no continuity whatsoever.
3. There will be a few recurring characters who do not have any continuity.
4. Each segment will be very short.
Let's get started then!
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Part 1A: Planning the Skylark's Flight
The Spiral senate and a group of scientists meet up inside the senate hall of New Japan. They are discussing how they could possibly send the Skylark over to a planet known as Cradle. Unfortunately for them, the planning isn't going so well.
Senator McSteve says, "We could use faster than light travel, right?"
A scientist says, "No, FTL travel is impossible."
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Part 1B: Getting the Fuel
The Spiral senate and scientists have figured that the only course of action is to use petroleum products. They will need about a thousand times more fuel than the Curiosity rover needed. The senate makes the decision to cover every space on Earth with drills and pumps. After ten years of selling petrol products and fueling up the Skylark, takeoff is finally possible. Unfortunately, a Green Peace splinter group has become extreme in its goals. A Keen Unpeace member breaks into the hangar and detonates a bomb on the Skylark's fuel tank. Now the Skylark has to be rebuilt from scratch, and the fuel craze shall begin all over again.
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Part 1C: Taking Off
Approximately a million valorous knights volunteer for the suicide mission of the Skylark Mk.II. Hundred by hundred, they all move onto the ship. However, it is soon figured out that the Skylark Mk.II only has enough space for a thousand. The knights are forced to lie down on top of each other in stacks of ten, with some even having to be duct taped onto the ship.
"T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, takeoff!"
A giant blaze appears around the engines, propelling the Skylark Mk.II at incredible velocity. Unfortunately, the Skylark Mk.II was pointed across the ground when it was taking off, so it flies directly towards the ocean. The duct taped knights are thrown off the ship and slammed into the massive fuel tanks, while the knights at the bottom of the piles suffocate to death. Since the engines are so large and the fuel capacity is so insanely massive, the whole ship almost immediately erupts into flame. The Skylark then crashes into the ocean, ending the Skylark Mk.II.
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Part 1D: Arriving at Cradle
After many days of super-fast petroleum powered travel, the Skylark Mk.III arrives at Cradle. At this point, the captain discovers a design flaw.
How the bleep were they supposed to steer and slow down?
The captain sees Cradle, a massive machine spinning and grinding. Before he could wonder what the purpose of the gears were, a giant purple light appears at the center of the planet. The light shoots a laser beam at the Skylark Mk.III, but the laser fails to calculate the speed of light and misses by a mile. Cradle's gravity could not stop the ship, so the Skylark Mk.III headed straight for Cradle's sun.
"OH NO WE'RE GONNA...AH THE HEAT BURNS!"
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Part 1E: Crashing on Cradle
The laser directly hits the Skylark Mk.IV, tearing the ship apart and killing everyone inside.
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So, that's the first chapter! The next chapter will be about the rescue camp and Haven.
This is cool!