Let me start off with saying this isn't a quitting sale, so don't jump the gun on a super low offer.

If you want to get a response fastest, add me on Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/meanestweiner
If you don't use Steam, friend me in game, Meanest Weiner.

Buying:
TF2 Keys 1400 E each, valued at 1600 E each if used to buy items.
CS:GO/Dota 2 Keys 1300 E each, valued at 1500 E each if used to buy items.

I buy entire TF2 Backpacks, as well as valuable items and unusuals. I also buy CS:GO skins and guns, and Dota 2 items.

I doubt anyone here plays Puzzle Pirates, but if you have an account that's worth anything, we can work out a deal.

Selling: (ALL PRICES IN E)

Swords:
Divine Node Slime Crusher (5*) C/O 4.5K B/O 6K
Toasty Node Slime Crusher (5*) C/O 3K B/O 5K
Acheron ASI Med Construct High (5*) C/O None B/O 4.5K

Shields:
Divine Slime Wall Elemental MAX Shadow MAX (5*) C/O 7K E B/O 10K E
Toasty Slime Wall (5*) C/O None B/O 6.5K E
Cool Slime Wall (5*) C/O None B/O 6.5K E

Bombs:
Freezing Atomizer CTR Med (4*) C/O none B/O 2.5k E.

Trinkets:
Elite Quickstrike Module (ASI Med Increase, 5*)
True Love Locket (Health Bonus +6, 5*)

Usable:
Starry Eyes
Chartreuse Medium/Large Fireworks
Lavender Small/Medium Fireworks
Confetti (x2)

Costumes:
Tabard/Chapeau of the Red Rose C/O None B/O 50k E
Tabard/Chapeau of the Gold Rose C/O 25k B/O 35k E
Tabard/Chapeau of the Blue Rose C/O 18k E B/O 27k E
Tabard Chapeau of the Green Rose C/O None B/O 22k E
Prime Bombhead Mask
Jack O' Bombhead Mask
Raging Champion Helm
Storm Champion Helm
Storm Crusader Helm
Imperial Tricorne
Medieval War Helm
Dangerous Brigadine
Dangerous Draped Armor
Dangerous Grim Mask
Dangerous Oni Helm
Military Node Slime Guards/Mask
Toasty Node Slime Guards/Mask
Dusky Node Slime Guards/Mask
Divine Node Slime Mask
Cool Node Slime Guards
Iron Dragon Helm
Iron Wolf Helm

Accessories:
Auras:
Twilight Aura C/O ASI VH Acheron + 5k E B/O 40k E
Venemous Aura C/O 22k E B/O 30k E
Haunted Aura C/O 1k E B/O 2k E
Tails:
Fancy Wolver Tail
Military Wolver Tail
Cool Wolver tail
Dusky Wolver Tail
Volcanic Cat Tail
Wings:
Toasty "Cardboard" Wings B/O 8.5K
Prismatic Valkyrie Wings B/0 12.5K
Apocrean Disciple Wings B/O 25K
Tendrils:
Divine Writhing Tendrils
Military Writhing Tendrils
Toasty Writhing Tendrils

Prismatic:
Glow Eyes
Node Container
Vertical Vents
Dazzling Gem
Side Blade

Divine:
Parrying Blade
Side Blade

Volcanic:
Parrying Blade
Side Blade
Eye of Fury

Cool:
Binocular Visors
Helm Guards
Maid Headband

Dusky:
Pipe
Ribbon
Bolted Vee
Wide Vee
Knight Vision Goggles
Party Blowout
Maid Headband

Fancy:
Canteen
Mecha Wings
Com Unit
Vented Visor
Wide Vee
Maid Headband

Heavy:
Glasses
Mech'Tennas
Ribbon
Plume
Vitakit
Mecha Wings
Wide Vee
Maid Headband

Military:
Munitions Pack
Vitakit
Ribbon
Headband
Vented Visor
Maid Headband

Regal:
Headlamp
Ribbon
Game Face
Vented Visor

Toasty:
Eye of Fury
Party Hat
Maedate
Vented Visor
Knight Vision
Maid Headband