I realize this is meant to be a joke because of the whole "lol rule 34 internet roflmaolol55doge" thing, but I mean come on.

"Fake difficulty" is a certain group of people's name for "artificial difficulty", which refers to buffing stats rather than content. "Fake difficulty" might not exist, but artificial difficulty certainly does and is quite obnoxious- the 10,000 Apocrean sigil aura and book of dark rituals are prime examples of doing something until your eyes bleed as opposed to being able to do something a few times for a reward. The raise in difficulty from normal to elite mode also illustrates it.

"Radiants are overrated" except they totally aren't. We've discussed exactly what they do to know that not having them causes problems by now.

"Remember - shield charging and shield cancelling is considered as a glitch." And you know this how? I've yet to hear from a developer on this. They may have been bugs at one point but they're clearly features at this point.

"Suicide cures boredom" Not sure where this came from OR SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT WHETHER I AGREE WITH IT OR NOT, but last time I mentioned anything of the sort it was a 2 day ban on the spot for sharing how I felt. I do enjoy seeing who the rules are bent for though.

"The suggestions sub-forum is essentially a secondary graveyard" There have actually been quite a few suggestions implemented into the game. Of course there are more suggestions out of the game than in it and it might feel like you're not being heard, but that's only natural.

Add a 35th rule, i beg of you or subtract one. plz just not 34

You disappoint me. The thread is called "34 Rule" yet you don't make a single double entendre or suggestive pun? You could of done something like "Vaelyn needs you to come to the core for her pleasurable entertainment."

I am pleasantly surprised. This is a good list. A very good list indeed. I think, if you look hard enough, you will find that most things on the list can conform to Rule 34 as well :D

I got a couple good ones:

Rule 35: Spending several thousand dollars on the game grants you diplomatic immunity against the ToS.
Rule 36: Very High/Maximum UV's = Skill.
Rule 37: (Some) charge attacks will NEVER work so long as your back faces a wall.
Rule 38: Bombers will be nerfed over and over again.
Rule 39: OOO will never run out of boxes.

gg

Wut, u fergot thi las wuns.

Rule 40: Mastering one's lag unlocks the sixth sense. *walks off screen*
Rule 41: Thank Spiral HQ for the Emergency Revive
Rule 42: AA bombers are hilarious
Rule 43: Raging is the "pros" best friend
Rule 44: The Pulsars are mobile Nitronomes
Rule 45: Shock and disconnecting are one and the same
Rule 46: Elite harnesses are just fashion statements
Rule 47: No you noob, you cannot join me in the middle of my SL
Rule 48: Why the hell don't I have a Radiant Prize Box yet
Rule 49: The new Gunner armors don't make sense
Rule 50: It's hard to have a teammate and a Catalyzer at the same time

U whalecum.

@Traevelliath That would be lame.Besides you are thinking about R34, not 34R! Duh! "Wait rule 34 is a joke?" What R34?

No, you're an exiled hexagon.

Graviton bomb backfires everything, Das Auto.