Rule #1: Do a Spiral Roll. Now.
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Rule #2: To do a Spiral Roll, press K or L twice.
Rule #3: Snipes must be cute.
Rule #4: Snipes are humble about their cuteness.
Rule #5: Also, snipes make excellent helicopters.
Rule #6: Blast Network is a fun mini-game.
Rule #7: ."Spiral Knights" si sdrawkcab "sthginK laripS" (This rule is reversed.)
Rule #8: Sword beams are cool, therefore, the brandishes, fausts, avengers, and winmillion are fun weapons.
Rule #9: I like chopping up constructs in Jigsaw Valley with my Wild Hunting Blade. (It's a rule, so I have to follow it.)
Rule #10: The Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandish is the best sword.
Rule #11: Nutella is OP, with it's Very High SSI (Spread Speed Increase) and it's VH Taste Bonus v.s. Croissants. Yum! :P
Rule #12: No, not the trees, not the trees, AAAHHHH--
Pery-Alaois gets hit by a lumber.
Rule #13: One does not simply take the lift to Mordor...ugh...FSC.
Rule #14: The IMF is a good place to visit, and when I say IMF, I mean the Ironclaw Musicians Factory.
Rule #15: Mecha Knights and Mecha Turrets will rule....soon??
Rule #16: We should attach rockets to ALL our weapons!
Rule #17: We need more OP Newbs like the ones in "Breaking in the Recruits".
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Rule #21: 9 Knights + 10 Gremlins =/= 21
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