Dear Spiral HQ,
Have you also happened to find my car keys or left sock? I've been stranded outside headquarters for three days now. The sock is crucial to my survival, but I don't know how to drive so you can display my keys inside your submarine house. Keep the glass case at a toasty 82.6F, otherwise the keys will get upset. Is there any of nj's cake left over? All I've been able to scrounge together is tree bark.
Silently looking in one of your windows,
Lunarias
Odd question for the Three Rings people, but, um, you haven't happened to come across a tiny rubber chicken, have you? About the size of one's thumb...
I, um, I might be needing that one back if you happen to find it. Any of them you find that are bigger than hand length feel free to keep.
What if Spiral HQ hired a Ghostmane Stalker to run around and steal our stuff?
Things we have found in the snow:
- The boot we mentioned already
- What appears to be a wedding ring (someone's in trouble)
- A prismatic bolted vee, slightly dinged
I am flattered but do you think proposing right now is a good idea? Someone is running around bootless!
@Eurydice Could you look again and see if there's a Dust Bunny somewhere in the snow, he's sort of light brown with long brown ears, his name is Muffins, and I miss him. He was last seen wandering near Spiral HQ.
Hey, if anybody happens to find a dead body somewhere near Spiral HQ, please ignore it and move on with your life. Do not investigate.
The hypothetical dead knight may or may not be missing a boot. Do not attempt to remove the other boot or give him a different boot, and whatever you do, do not attempt to flip over the body in hopes of finding a limited edition 10 Unique Variant Ticket. There is no such ticket under the hypothetical body. Also, you must not attempt to identify and/or track down the murderer in any way.
As far as you are concerned, there is no murder, there is no dead body, and there is definitely no 10 Variant Ticket hidden underneath the body. I'm just telling you this in the off chance that the impossible happens and you do find yourself looking at a dead body tucked away near the northeast wall of Spiral HQ.
I lost my fish in a blizzard a couple months back. I was hoping she'd turn up when the snow thawed. Let me know if you see a goldfish flopping around haven somewhere
I think I may have spotted your fish around depth 15. Not going to guess how he got there. Anyway, she was with a group of snow drops that oozed away before I could catch up. Anyway, better find your way down there before someone else comes through that compound.
Be careful: The fish is considered armed and dangerous. Proceed with extreme caution.
I have located the fish! It's tragic. She's been captured by gremlins, and they are trying to bend her to their ways! I am requesting the official organization of only the most elite vanguards to form a rescue team to liberate my poor goldfish, and for spiral HQ to take fish rehabilitation procedures. She may not be the same as when i lost her. I can only hope... (a tear rolls slowly down blazeshot's face as the knight tries to keep calm and collected, not for himself, but for his fish)
me and my party saw them taking her away, but we killed the gremlins, but she ran off into a squad of new gremlins D;
And them those gremlins took here somewhere i didn't know. Last seen on depth 24.
Never knew you went on the forums XD
reason why we didn't get them: because stupid gremlin scochers.
And i also saw the goldfish on operation crimson hammer depth 19
Found your goldfish. It was hiding in Kozma's backpack. It ate all the CE so now you are the richest person in SK. Has anyone seen a spare Playstation (3-4) lying around? I happen to have sold my soul to it.
Turn off your lights and say 'Sony' three times into a mirror and it will appear.
I'm pretty sure the boot belongs to nonna's assistant retrode, as he has 1 boot, just sayin...
Dude why would u try to claim a boot that isnt yours. I left it there last fall before the snow came and security threw me out of HQ. Id like my boot SK.