Dear Spiral HQ,
Have you also happened to find my car keys or left sock? I've been stranded outside headquarters for three days now. The sock is crucial to my survival, but I don't know how to drive so you can display my keys inside your submarine house. Keep the glass case at a toasty 82.6F, otherwise the keys will get upset. Is there any of nj's cake left over? All I've been able to scrounge together is tree bark.
Silently looking in one of your windows,
Lunarias
Dude why would u try to claim a boot that isnt yours. I left it there last fall before the snow came and security threw me out of HQ. Id like my boot SK.