Let's play corrupt a wish! If you've never played before, here is the playing process:
1. User 1 makes a wish
2. User 2 creates a scenario where user 1's wish comes true in an ironic twist
3. User 2 makes a wish
4. User 3 creates a scenario where user 2's wish comes true in an ironic twist
And it goes on. So, I'll start!
I wish to live forever.
Did you even look at the first page of GC?