Corrupt A Wish

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Nuclear-Breadstick's picture
Nuclear-Breadstick

Let's play corrupt a wish! If you've never played before, here is the playing process:

1. User 1 makes a wish
2. User 2 creates a scenario where user 1's wish comes true in an ironic twist
3. User 2 makes a wish
4. User 3 creates a scenario where user 2's wish comes true in an ironic twist

And it goes on. So, I'll start!

I wish to live forever.

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

Did you even look at the first page of GC?

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
THE PILL'S CURSE HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but now you have to take meds that keep you living forever! Hope you don't run out! Also the side effects are VERY Bad!

I wish for wings!

Karpinsky's picture
Karpinsky
They fall off. I wish that my

They fall off.

I wish that my wish would be corrupted.

If you corrupt it then it isn't corrupted so it has to be corrupted etcetc

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
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Ok, now what?

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Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
SYNTAX ERROR: NO WISH DEFINED

Paradox happens, awakening Deathwing the Destroyer.
I wish Deathwing would DESTROY THE NEXT POSTER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ACME! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Flash-Flire's picture
Flash-Flire
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Since you posted, you are the next poster, ergo Deathwing the Destroyer destroyes you.
I don't wish anything.

Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
SYNTAX ERROR: NO WISH DEFINED

Deathwing technically would've destroyed you, so he does it to YOU.
I wish for the next person to slip on a banana peel.

Kordani's picture
Kordani
Star vs. The Forces of Evil was my Inspiration

Denied, I walked past the banana peel.

I wish to have a Pet Snarbolax.

Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Granted, but after you return

Granted, but after you return to Haven it began eating other knights. You're no longer allowed in Haven, anymore.

I wish to discover Cradle's surface outside of Haven (and The Crash Site where we started)

Kordani's picture
Kordani
Star vs. The Forces of Evil was my Inspiration

Granted, but once you go back to the Crash Site and investigate your old Escape Pod, you kept pressing buttons and got trapped inside your escape pod.

I wish to have everything I want for My main knight, and my Alts.

Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
welp

you get banned for hacking.

I wish, I wish, I WISH...for video game characters to come alive and visit my house.

Ankung's picture
Ankung
You walked right into that one

The Combine are stopping by to say hello. And also to kill you.

I wish for a nice bowler hat!

Proxygenerator's picture
Proxygenerator
LOBOTOMY

It has an inbuilt Lobotomy theater, you are now a shankle.

I wish for Lord Vanaduke to be my wingmate.

Teddysmacker's picture
Teddysmacker
FAT

He accidentally sits on you out of a joke and crushes you to death due to his weight.

I wish for the Royal Jelly's royal jigglies.