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Don't buy the new Equinox boxes

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Thu, 03/19/2015 - 04:48
Kesari's picture
Kesari

Just don't waste your money on it. The odds of anything good are slim, and it's a cash only purchase, no bundling with energy purchases.

Look, it's cute and all that the artists are busy at work clicking around with their paint bucket tools, but this is just too much.
Underwhelming single use confetti? Blatant recolors? 1-2 Variant reforge tickets?

My friends bought several and the best drop any of them got was a Bolted V.
DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY!

Thu, 03/19/2015 - 04:59
#1
Neometal's picture
Neometal

And in other informative news: Air is invisible.

Thu, 03/19/2015 - 05:21
#2
Krakob's picture
Krakob

Water is wet.

Thu, 03/19/2015 - 05:31
#3
Kesari's picture
Kesari
Update

I saw someone spend $100 on prize boxes
They got 90% 1 variant forge tickets and confetti.
It took them $100 to get a couple decent pieces.

Thu, 03/19/2015 - 07:11
#4
Paintool's picture
Paintool
https://www.youtube.com/watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

You asked for this.
Why didn't you listen?
It's too late.
I told you so. Why didn't you listen then.
I tried to warn you.
It didn't have to end like this.

Thu, 03/19/2015 - 14:44
#5
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are expieriencing a PICNIC ERROR!

Well, keep in mind that you are also getting Energy. Basically, you aren't buying just boxes, but you get boxes with your energy. So, you are guaranteed to get energy, a genuinely useful currency. A few UVs are fine. I would be mad like you if you bought these boxes separately, but it works fine with this method of acquisition.

Now, I would call you a fool if you bought a lot of energy for the sake of getting boxes, but I am actually considering buying a bit of energy just because I've been wanting energy anyway. This kind of promo is for people like myself who would like to get energy as well as a few new shiny boxes.

Thu, 03/19/2015 - 15:08
#6
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Um. No, the new boxes come on their own according to the wiki-

"Prize boxes can only be purchased on their own and are not included with purchases of energy."
- http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Equinox_Prize_Box_Promotion_March_2015

Thu, 03/19/2015 - 15:12
#7
Fangel's picture
Fangel
What Fehzor said

Unless Three Rings has changed this promo all of a sudden, this is a stand-alone box promo. If they did change it over to an energy purchase one, I might consider actually buying some.

Thu, 03/19/2015 - 16:49
#8
Kesari's picture
Kesari
Energy bundles

I MIGHT consider buying energy if it was bundled with it as a special, but honestly, as is? What's the point?
I'm not going to pay 5 damn dollars for a piece of confetti and a 1 variant forge ticket (basically 20,000 crowns)

Really? Confetti? Confetti that just gets used up and that's that?

Why can't we have something like a confetti gun that's reusable and does fun stuff, huh?
Something you can use without thinking "Well, that was an underwhelming waste"

OOO I don't know what the hell your marketing strategy is supposed to be, but I'm extremely pissed off that it's working well enough to be worth repeating the same type of promotions as often as you do... my god...

Why don't you guys just put slot machines in haven, hmm? A Prize wheel like the one at the end of levels, but with special boosted rewards, and can be used for 5 energy per spin. That sound good? Why don't you do that? Then all your rich kid gambling addicts can sit there all day blowing their energy on pitiful crown rewards and the ever sought after special jackpot prize that wouldn't lose you a penny if they won it.

Thu, 03/19/2015 - 16:57
#9
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

Oh...it is a standalone. My bad...I glanced at stuff and misunderstood.

Well, this promo sucks.

Game, stop catering to whales.

Thu, 03/19/2015 - 22:08
#10
Kesari's picture
Kesari
The whales!

But they always tell us to save the whales, is this what they meant?

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 10:10
#11
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

What if instead of boycotting whatever, we just found the so called "whales" and tried to convince them not to purchase boxes in some way? It's a pretty easy argument to make in our favor.

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 10:21
#12
Kesari's picture
Kesari
OK

Alright, I'll start investigations and report back with a hit list, we may need a central database, though.
This will require teamwork and careful observation of all areas in and around Haven, who knows how many there are...

Once we have them under surveillance we can begin the next phase.

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 10:43
#13
Skepticraven's picture
Skepticraven
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@Fehzor

"What if instead of boycotting whatever, we just found the so called "whales" and tried to convince them not to purchase boxes in some way? It's a pretty easy argument to make in our favor."

A better boycott would be from purchasing any of the items from the boxes from said "whales". They currently have clear incentives to avoid your opinion because they get what they want. This gives them less incentive to purchase large quantities of boxes and sell all the extra stuff.

Logistically, the "whales" would easily agree with your opinion if energy market demand increased and promo box item demand decreased.

@Kesari

"Alright, I'll start investigations and report back with a hit list..."

I hope this is sarcasm. If it is not, I suggest you reread the ToS to make sure you follow it. A few crucial areas would be the "no harassment" and "be respectful to other players" clauses.

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 19:59
#14
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

The demand would be out of control if you tried that... scabs would have all the costumey trash they wanted at a cheap price, at least for a while. But it would work, if you got enough people on board with it. Nor do I really hate the demand for costumes, just the corrupt gambling instrument they've become.

Another thought I've had is to abuse the ignore function. You'd have some sort of a script that would update your ignore list every time you ran it (perhaps when starting your computer?) to a set of people that were found to be whales. They log in and go to Haven to talk to people, and receive nothing but silence and blank stares. They are no longer cool and fashionable for buying their prize boxes, but neglected. The beauty of this is that people only have to care a smidgeon enough to install the thing, and are then free to do... whatever.

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 20:19
#15
Kesari's picture
Kesari
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Is that the only reason people bother with accessories, to feel good about themselves and get compliments?

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 20:30
#16
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Is there a different explanation, for why people would buy into the gambling trap enough for the developers to release boxes like the Equinox one?

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 23:20
#17
Avihr's picture
Avihr
10/10

Thinking very carefully about the topic that is being brought up by the OP, I've came to the conclusion that krakob is right, water is indubitably wet.

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