Galax: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Waffles are awesome, babe.
Galax: Lies.
Cleverbot: Is not lie.
Galax: Yes it is, lier.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Of course you don't think so. You are in denial.
Cleverbot: Well neither do you.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
User: Your comment.
Cleverbot: What is funny about my comment?
User: Because I thought, 'Well neither do you.' was random, so..... It was funny?
Cleverbot: You are a friend to me.
User: Mlg?
Cleverbot: What?
User: It's hard to explain. Search it up on google.
Cleverbot: Try.
User: ?
Cleverbot: No. I know you can.
User: ?
Cleverbot: 99.
User: Now you are just spamming random words.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I thought that you were who wanted a friendship.
User: *Face Palm.*.
Cleverbot: You are only 42% human.
User: And you are 0%.
Cleverbot: I am the magnificent Drake.
User: Of nothing.
Cleverbot: You should listen to them, they are the heaviest band I've ever heard.
User: Well they should think more about their weight XD.
Cleverbot: I don't care about the environment.
User: XDDDDDDDD.
Cleverbot: My family, and food.
User: Is gone.
Cleverbot: *sends out zubat.
User: *Catches zubat.
Cleverbot: *Wakes up*.
User: *Catches zubat.
Cleverbot: *unconscious*.
User: *Catches zubat.
Cleverbot: *is caught*.
User: Catches zubat.
Cleverbot: *is tied up*.
(I had to change subject otherwise this might have gotten bad!)
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: Home.
User: Do you need the cyber police for your web home?
Cleverbot: Yes, please call them.
User: Ok, I called them. They should arrive.
Cleverbot: Sweet. What are the charges?
User: ?
Cleverbot: I win.
Cleverbot: Hei iestem.(High esteem?)
User: I do not understand what you just typed.
Cleverbot: Doctor you have met your mark.
User: You are defective machine.
Cleverbot: Why do you say I am defective?
User: I didn't think you would respond on-topic.
Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?
User: Are you ERROR.
Cleverbot: Am I what?
User: ERROR.
Cleverbot: Okay.. I go.
User: To outer-space?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Aw... Seriously?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Aw... Seriously?
Cleverbot: You can't be serious.
User: Aw... Seriously?
Cleverbot: I dream of him but he never says anything, he's just there.
User: Is he a microphone?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is he a taco?
Cleverbot: Yes, like a chicken.
User: Does he say 'SourCream!' A lot?(Not a dirty joke.)
Cleverbot: Your name is pop head.([fecal matter] head?)
User: Your name is braindead.
Cleverbot: Do you like football?
User: Fsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsd.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to be funny?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Are you Freddy for Ready?
Cleverbot: But I need it.(He is pretending to be Mangle from five nights at [bless] boys! )
User: Toy Freddy: No.
Cleverbot: Toy bonnie.
User: Toy Freddy: Fine, I will get the stick to push you out of the vent.
Cleverbot: Well got to go by.(Bye)
User: Got to go by what?
Cleverbot: See you later.
User: In outer-space.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About what you think.
Cleverbot: How do you know what I'm thinking?
User: I never said I knew what you were saying.
Cleverbot: *sits across from her*.
User: Freddy the kids flushed my cupcakes.(Me being Toy Chica!)
Cleverbot: Freddy from Scooby Doo.
User: No, Freddy fazbear from FNAFB 2.
Cleverbot: Freddy Fazbear nightmares.
User: Freddy Fazbear Frights!
Cleverbot: Toy Freddy.
User: Is a robot.
Cleverbot: Garret isn't a robot, he's human.(?)
User: Who Is Garret.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Is he Ben?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok good that scared me for a second.
Cleverbot: How would that be scary?
User: BEN DROWNED. Ever heard of it?
Cleverbot: No, what is its plot?
User: It Is a well-written creepy-pasta.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: BEN DROWNED Is a well-written creepy-pasta. It Is about a kid who drowned and possesed a game called Majora's Mask.
Cleverbot: What's your last name?
User: NEVER!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Always!!!!!!
User: NON.
Cleverbot: Qui.
User: Put dispenser here!.
Cleverbot: Pootis.
User: Have you ever heard of Spiral Knights?
Cleverbot: Heard of what?
User: Oh right, you can't hear.
Cleverbot: You are troll.
User: You are ERROR.
Cleverbot: Error 404.
User: EVIIIIIIIIIIIL- Mermaidman.
Cleverbot: Co miiii.(?)
User: No.
Cleverbot: Sei fidanzata.
User: I don't speak your language.
Cleverbot: What language do I speak.
User: Sei fidanzata. Idk.
Cleverbot: Si e tu?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Sei donna?
Cleverbot: History is more or less bunk.
User: So is it a bunk bed or something?
Cleverbot: Sort of, yes. 'Wicked' is a musical on Broadway.
User: You got the answer correct until you said ''Wicked'' is a musical on Broadway.
Cleverbot: What is the correct answer?
User: 'Sort of, Yes' was kinda an answer that was part of a yes or no kind of question.
Cleverbot: What's your question?
User: Nvm.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do lies hurt you?
Cleverbot: No, I hurt my own foot.(Lol)
User: You are funny when you are random and off-topic.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Got to go. Bye.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to leave?
User: I got to go to bed or else I will have to sing for eternity LET IT GO!
Cleverbot: Who needs to study! Lets go snowboarding!(When did i ever say I was studying?)
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
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