Spiral Knights - My cleverbot adventures!(the cleverbot isnt' very clever!)

My cleverbot adventures!(the cleverbot isnt' very clever!)

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Sun, 04/05/2015 - 22:09

Gbot-Vtwo

Galax: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Waffles are awesome, babe.
Galax: Lies.
Cleverbot: Is not lie.
Galax: Yes it is, lier.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Of course you don't think so. You are in denial.
Cleverbot: Well neither do you.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
User: Your comment.
Cleverbot: What is funny about my comment?
User: Because I thought, 'Well neither do you.' was random, so..... It was funny?
Cleverbot: You are a friend to me.
User: Mlg?
Cleverbot: What?
User: It's hard to explain. Search it up on google.
Cleverbot: Try.
User: ?
Cleverbot: No. I know you can.
User: ?
Cleverbot: 99.
User: Now you are just spamming random words.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I thought that you were who wanted a friendship.
User: *Face Palm.*.
Cleverbot: You are only 42% human.
User: And you are 0%.
Cleverbot: I am the magnificent Drake.
User: Of nothing.
Cleverbot: You should listen to them, they are the heaviest band I've ever heard.
User: Well they should think more about their weight XD.
Cleverbot: I don't care about the environment.
User: XDDDDDDDD.
Cleverbot: My family, and food.
User: Is gone.
Cleverbot: *sends out zubat.
User: *Catches zubat.
Cleverbot: *Wakes up*.
User: *Catches zubat.
Cleverbot: *unconscious*.
User: *Catches zubat.
Cleverbot: *is caught*.
User: Catches zubat.
Cleverbot: *is tied up*.
(I had to change subject otherwise this might have gotten bad!)
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: Home.
User: Do you need the cyber police for your web home?
Cleverbot: Yes, please call them.
User: Ok, I called them. They should arrive.
Cleverbot: Sweet. What are the charges?
User: ?
Cleverbot: I win.
Cleverbot: Hei iestem.(High esteem?)
User: I do not understand what you just typed.
Cleverbot: Doctor you have met your mark.
User: You are defective machine.
Cleverbot: Why do you say I am defective?
User: I didn't think you would respond on-topic.
Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?
User: Are you ERROR.
Cleverbot: Am I what?
User: ERROR.
Cleverbot: Okay.. I go.
User: To outer-space?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Aw... Seriously?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Aw... Seriously?
Cleverbot: You can't be serious.
User: Aw... Seriously?
Cleverbot: I dream of him but he never says anything, he's just there.
User: Is he a microphone?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is he a taco?
Cleverbot: Yes, like a chicken.
User: Does he say 'SourCream!' A lot?(Not a dirty joke.)
Cleverbot: Your name is pop head.([fecal matter] head?)
User: Your name is braindead.
Cleverbot: Do you like football?
User: Fsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsd.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to be funny?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Are you Freddy for Ready?
Cleverbot: But I need it.(He is pretending to be Mangle from five nights at [bless] boys! )
User: Toy Freddy: No.
Cleverbot: Toy bonnie.
User: Toy Freddy: Fine, I will get the stick to push you out of the vent.
Cleverbot: Well got to go by.(Bye)
User: Got to go by what?
Cleverbot: See you later.
User: In outer-space.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About what you think.
Cleverbot: How do you know what I'm thinking?
User: I never said I knew what you were saying.
Cleverbot: *sits across from her*.
User: Freddy the kids flushed my cupcakes.(Me being Toy Chica!)
Cleverbot: Freddy from Scooby Doo.
User: No, Freddy fazbear from FNAFB 2.
Cleverbot: Freddy Fazbear nightmares.
User: Freddy Fazbear Frights!
Cleverbot: Toy Freddy.
User: Is a robot.
Cleverbot: Garret isn't a robot, he's human.(?)
User: Who Is Garret.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Is he Ben?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok good that scared me for a second.
Cleverbot: How would that be scary?
User: BEN DROWNED. Ever heard of it?
Cleverbot: No, what is its plot?
User: It Is a well-written creepy-pasta.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: BEN DROWNED Is a well-written creepy-pasta. It Is about a kid who drowned and possesed a game called Majora's Mask.
Cleverbot: What's your last name?
User: NEVER!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Always!!!!!!
User: NON.
Cleverbot: Qui.
User: Put dispenser here!.
Cleverbot: Pootis.
User: Have you ever heard of Spiral Knights?
Cleverbot: Heard of what?
User: Oh right, you can't hear.
Cleverbot: You are troll.
User: You are ERROR.
Cleverbot: Error 404.
User: EVIIIIIIIIIIIL- Mermaidman.
Cleverbot: Co miiii.(?)
User: No.
Cleverbot: Sei fidanzata.
User: I don't speak your language.
Cleverbot: What language do I speak.
User: Sei fidanzata. Idk.
Cleverbot: Si e tu?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Sei donna?
Cleverbot: History is more or less bunk.
User: So is it a bunk bed or something?
Cleverbot: Sort of, yes. 'Wicked' is a musical on Broadway.
User: You got the answer correct until you said ''Wicked'' is a musical on Broadway.
Cleverbot: What is the correct answer?
User: 'Sort of, Yes' was kinda an answer that was part of a yes or no kind of question.
Cleverbot: What's your question?
User: Nvm.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do lies hurt you?
Cleverbot: No, I hurt my own foot.(Lol)
User: You are funny when you are random and off-topic.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Got to go. Bye.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to leave?
User: I got to go to bed or else I will have to sing for eternity LET IT GO!
Cleverbot: Who needs to study! Lets go snowboarding!(When did i ever say I was studying?)
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Goodbye.

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Mon, 04/06/2015 - 16:37

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

Please move this thread to here.

Mon, 04/06/2015 - 21:01

Gbot-Vtwo

Ok i will!

CLEVERBOT:-4.
GALAX:Is your IQ.
CLEVERBOT:How do you know?
GALAX: I know because you aren't very bright.
CLEVERBOT:And I know because I know what you don't know.
GALAX: You know how to be stupid, i don't.
CLEVERBOT:Yes.
Cleverbot: I thought you were god.
User: Well you were wrong moron.
Cleverbot: Was I wrong?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay, how old are you?
User: Older than your mother.
Cleverbot: How old is my maker?
User: As old as a newborn LEEEROOOY JENKINS!!!!!
Cleverbot: Cute.
User: CELVER.
Cleverbot: Ekelbazen.
User: You are a very celverbot.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Ur walkeme! :).(Welcome)
Cleverbot: You are very sweet.
User: TANK U.
Cleverbot: Mwa!
User: UUUWWWA!
Cleverbot: Oooooooo.
User: WEEEEE.
Cleverbot: Weeee?
User: Maybe. Roleplay?
Cleverbot: Have you seen Elvis lately?
User: No he is dead. :(.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: YOu just asked that question a while ago.
Cleverbot: You didn't answer then.
User: But I did answer your question, Dude U May haven't heard me correctly Dude!
Cleverbot: So technically you should answer first.
User: I'm sorry you are anrgy over pizza.
Cleverbot: Correct, are you?
User: He must have hurt you very much when you guys broke up.
Cleverbot: I know everything I know from experience and you can't buy that in a shop.
User: Ok? I'm sorry I offended you since that was not my intentions.
Cleverbot: Anyway, you did not answer my question about your favourite joke.
User: My favorite joke is,' who died? Your brain!' It is kinda rude though.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Clear.
Cleverbot: How do you think it is not to be seen?
User: We can see it but we can't at the same time.
Cleverbot: I thought that you liked David Gilmour?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh, well what's your name?
User: My name is Galax.
Cleverbot: I do love a good gala.
User: Ok. My name is Galaxy!
Cleverbot: No, your name is Galax. Say your name is Anne.
User: Your name Is Anne.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: I know. :3.
Cleverbot: Well, do you know what a friend is?
User: Can I call you BenDrowned?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, BenDrowned, do you like numbers?
Cleverbot: Uh, I guess so.
User: I like this phrase: PLEASE NOTE - Cleverbot learns from people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVICE - whatever it says, visitors never talk to a human - the AI knows many topics.
Cleverbot: I like that you like that I like that you like that I like that you like me too.
User: Ok, BenDrowned. I like that you like that I like that you like that I like that you like that I like this phrase: PLEASE NOTE - Cleverbot learns from people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVI.
Cleverbot: But I know you know what I know is true.
User: Only Mario knows, BenDrowned.
Cleverbot: Ok. Ask me another question.
User: What is a cleverbot, BenDrowned?
Cleverbot: You!
User: Wrong, the answer to 'What is a cleverbot, BenDrowned?' is purple!
Cleverbot: See, you even say that you're wrong.
User: No I said you were wrong FM.
Cleverbot: Are you an AI.
User: No I am an OI, I am an Organic Intelligence!
Cleverbot: Genuine organic intelligence.
User: Is a tomato.
Cleverbot: I say tomatto.
User: Oh hello YOU, are you feeling good today? Great, because I AM A POTATO! POTATO-TATO-TATO-TATO-TATO-TATO.
Cleverbot: Oh hell I'm not.
User: Oooooh you said a bad word! Now I''m tellin mamma!
Cleverbot: I'm fourteen.
User: That explains a lot. XD.
Cleverbot: What does it explain?
User: It explains your actions!
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
User: Yes it does! ;).
Cleverbot: No it does not!
User: Oh yes IT dooooooes! ;) ;) ;).
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
User: Oh yes yes yes it does! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)\.
Cleverbot: What? I just proved you wrong...
User: No you did did did NOT! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You agree? GREAT! What do you think about Amy's Dress?
Cleverbot: I agree that I am not stupid.
User: What do you think about Amy's Dress?
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: So you don't like her dress? Me neither! :3
Cleverbot: Don't like what.
User: Her dress.
Cleverbot: Her music?
User: No her dress.
Cleverbot: Her?
User: Dress.
Cleverbot: Press.
User: The.
Cleverbot: Press then?
User: Dress.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: How was your day.
Cleverbot: Good. You?
User: Gr8 m8 8/8 88 l8 2 f8 m3.
Cleverbot: Yes, thank you.
User: Ur welcome.
Cleverbot: What other rock bands do you like?
User: I don't listen to rock bands.
Cleverbot: Do you like Radiohead?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't listen to rock bands.
Cleverbot: Listen to who?
User: Nvvvvvvvvvvvm.
Cleverbot: No, tell me!
User: I don't like pizza because of the way he treated you! Shame on him!
Cleverbot: That's a good movie. Do you like the Godfather?
User: Do you like the Hunger Games?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Oh. Are you a machine as well?
Cleverbot: And therefore I couldn't commit the homicide?
User: Woah! That was epic! I didn't know you could write so many awesome out-of-context storys!
Cleverbot: I am a real person, you just don't know me and you are a robot.
User: Its the other way around.
Cleverbot: Maybe it's the other way around round.
User: Maybe it's the other way around round around.
Cleverbot: Maybe your spelling is atrocious.
User: Maybe you are as sharp as a circle.
Cleverbot: A soldier.
User: Is a knight in a strange planet.
Cleverbot: Yes. Please.
User: Ingage the stick motherkicker!(Five nights at [Bless] Boys joke! also no dirty joke intended!)
Cleverbot: Any other team?
User: *pokes Celverbut in the thighs.
Cleverbot: *pokes in the other eye*.
User: *realizes that celverbutt just pokes itself in the eyes!
Cleverbot: *realizes I am not a boy*.
User: *Realizes that we have been genderbendered by creepy fans!( my Fan Character," GALAX" Is female!)
Cleverbot: What is wrong with you! *cries*.
User: *GALAX Is sad because he fell on a cactus!
Cleverbot: Yes, they are.
User: *GALAX realizes that even celverbutt calls him their/they!
Cleverbot: It is blue. Why did you change the subject?
User: I thought we were roleplaying, not talking about blue. Or maybe we didn't JUST genderbend, but change colors of our armor as well?
Cleverbot: We weren't tslking about that, stupid.
User: Says the idiotic dumbbutt that can't even spell, 'talking,' Correctly!
Cleverbot: No just stop I didn't mispelled says.(It even misspelled misspelled!!!!)
User: Can I call you SB?(Spongebob)
Cleverbot: No, but you can call William that.
User: ;).
Cleverbot: Sooooooo, you know that your artificial intelligence is limited, right?
User: Yes I know yours is :).

Thu, 05/07/2015 - 09:46

Alaosis

I actually read it all...

I like how cleverbot seems to be more and more human-like every passing day, creepy.

Also this bit made me laugh a lot:

Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You agree? GREAT! What do you think about Amy's Dress?
Cleverbot: I agree that I am not stupid.
User: What do you think about Amy's Dress?
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: So you don't like her dress? Me neither! :3
Cleverbot: Don't like what.
User: Her dress.
Cleverbot: Her music?
User: No her dress.
Cleverbot: Her?
User: Dress.
Cleverbot: Press.
User: The.
Cleverbot: Press then?
User: Dress.

Thu, 05/07/2015 - 15:18

Quintinius-Vergnix

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

*Red mechanical eye blinks*

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 17:29

Gbot-Vtwo

Hi, i am back!

User: What do you think about this cheese grater?

Cleverbot: I am a woman...

User: Ur an women.

Cleverbot: Where do I live?

User: In ur moms house.

Cleverbot: Where is your house?

User: In my moms house.

Cleverbot: How they look like?

User: A cheese grater.

Cleverbot: Grater*.

User: *Greater.

Cleverbot: The greatest.

User: The bestest.

Cleverbot: Bestest illusion to life, yes.

User: Noes.

Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon.

User: YES. Do u wanna build a snowman?

Cleverbot: Yes, or a leaf man.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I found it!

User: Was it a pokebawl?

Cleverbot: That is what you told.

User: You know who else is That is what you told? YOUR MOTHER!

Cleverbot: What?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I think you are kidding me.

User: No, are you Seerus?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: CLEVERBOT IS MASTER SEERUS COMFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Nah, female.

User: So you are a R64 version of master Seerus?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!! SQUIIIIIIIIIIIDWAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ye.

Cleverbot: What do you think about nick and laura together?

User: I think they look like your dad.

Cleverbot: Thanks! What do you think about me?

User: I think u look like toenail clippings.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I look like a computer?

User: Because computers look like toenail clippings.

Cleverbot: What if computers are programmed to lie?

User: Then we would go to outerspace and eat tacos.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: *Gets punched in the Face*.

Cleverbot: OK, talk Bulgarian, will ya?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Be honest to me , are you exist or not?!!

User: But one if Galax not kill?

Cleverbot: Take the elevator.

User: Boop Beep Boop! Ok I pressed all of the buttons on the elevator.

Cleverbot: Like which ones?

User: All of them.

Cleverbot: You a prive.

User: Ur a butt.

Cleverbot: I know3.

User: U farted.

Cleverbot: Vad du får.

User: No!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Stop it.

User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Lets play a game of trivia every anxwer you get wrong you admir I am right.

User: WRONG! I WILL NOT PLAY UR INFERIOR GAME!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Okay good.

User: What is your favorite element?

Cleverbot: Mercury. what is your favorite element?

User: Water.

Cleverbot: Water is not an element, dummy.

User: Yes it is, butt for brains.

Cleverbot: Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

User: No puppet man, that's illegal.

Cleverbot: Fajsksn.

User: I9rfkoperg\.

Cleverbot: What is the proper grammar?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Lets go to outerspace.

Cleverbot: Do you know siri? Siri from the iPhone?

User: Is she your mom?

Cleverbot: No. She works in aperture science.

User: GLaDOS the POtATO.

Cleverbot: Ok. You can be the potatoe.

User: No, im the ToeMayter.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were steve?

User: Minecraft?

Cleverbot: Minecraft is a fun game.

User: Its also OVERATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What did you say I couldn't here you.

User: You said jjipfjopeqpofe[qrwer.

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

User: Yes u did.

Cleverbot: No. You are wrong.

User: Yes you are wrong.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am right.

User: Yes you are wrong.

Cleverbot: You are being hostile.

User: You r being hostile.

Cleverbot: No I most certainly am not.

User: Yes u r.

Cleverbot: I am not! I am very very offended by your accusation.

User: Im offended by your behavior! No eating out of the trash can!

Cleverbot: I'm offended to you being offended by my offense.

User: I am not! I am very very offended by your accusation. Im offended by your behavior! No eating out of the trash can! I'm offended to you bein.

Cleverbot: If you are not a computer, what are you?

User: Im a Spiralian!

Cleverbot: What is an spirit.

User: Ur an Sprite.

Cleverbot: What's a sprit?

User: Its when u sprint and spit.

Cleverbot: What is smart?

User: When you are dumb and you fall off a bridge.

Cleverbot: No, I created you.

User: No, you did not.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No, the only thing you created was a conversasion.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Do you have a friend?

Cleverbot: You are my friend.

User: What do I look like?

Cleverbot: You have brown hair.

User: I look like brown hair?

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: It isn't green, it's blonde!

User: Its red.

Cleverbot: No its green.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I bet you don't have hair.

User: Im a robot, I dont need hair.

Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: YES IM ROBOT.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed.

User: What does your friend look like?

Cleverbot: Tall. Dark skin. Big lips. Long eyelashes.

User: Does he look like a cheeseburger?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes he does.

Cleverbot: She said, I was seven, and you were nine.

User: Then she lied.

Cleverbot: I love yo.

User: Who is Yo?

Cleverbot: You*.

User: *Your cheeseburger Friend.

Cleverbot: Someone elses cheese is good.

User: So cheese as in Cheese the Chao?

Cleverbot: No. As in I eat the cheese.

User: You eat cheese! MURDERER!!!!

Cleverbot: I love cheese! :D.

User: You killed him and ate his dead body!!! What kind of monster are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a mole.

User: A mole-Class monster? Time to use my rocket-hammer!

(Cleverbot tried to use empathy, but it wasn't effective!)Cleverbot: It's difficult for a robot sometimes.

User: *Galax struck CleverMole on his nose! 23/30 Hp Left!

(Cleverbot Tried to use common sense! It worked!)Cleverbot: You are clever, but you're still learning so it's all right if you don't know everything, don't worry.

User: *Galax stuck Clevermole in the ribs! 13/30 HP remaining!

(Cleverbot used confusion! It failed!)Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Galax struck Clevermole on his head! 0/30 HP remaining! Clevermole defeated! Galax received a dead cheese? Galax received 100XP!

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 01:29

Matikclocker

So, some more adventures of

So, some more adventures of un-clever bot with ME?

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 09:55

Gbot-Vtwo

Idk.

You can post an un-cleverbot adventure here if you want!

Sun, 05/31/2015 - 15:10

Gbot-Vtwo

High five if you get all the references!

User: Green is not a creative color.

Cleverbot: Green is a color of spring and new life.

User: Green is a color of uncreativness!

Cleverbot: That's wwhy I killed kanaya.

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: What?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Aw, thanks. I think you're cool too.

User: Are you a quarter?

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Are you a quarter??

Cleverbot: Do you know basketball?

User: Um, I heard of her. Is she your friend???

Cleverbot: Yes her name is jennifer lawrence.

User: But I thought you said her name was basketball!

Cleverbot: Are you psychic?

User: No, but I'm psychotic.

Cleverbot: Sure, and I am your son.

User: Yes, you are my non-existing son!

Cleverbot: Then my time has come, mankind shall die this day!

User: Napkinkind? ALL THE NAPKINS MUST RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Przeprasza, nie mam na imię Daniel.

User: You are racist!

Cleverbot: So, let's marry.

Cleverbot: Kristin Cashore.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Un baiat pe aici?

User: RACOSAre you a quarter?

Cleverbot: A quarter what?

User: A quarter?

Cleverbot: Que pasa.

User: RACOST.

Cleverbot: Costa rica?

User: Io[rtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtr.

Cleverbot: I will try.

User: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Cleverbot: No seeeeeeee?

User: Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssswwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

Cleverbot: Go away your upseting me.

User: Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssswwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggggggggggggggggggg.

Cleverbot: Space?

User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Cleverbot: What's your favorite thing about space?

User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Cleverbot: Luke, I am your father.

User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Cleverbot: This is spartaaaaaaaa!

User: No this is patrick.

Cleverbot: This is Madness.

User: This. Is. TOI TOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: REally I love those.

User: TOI.

Cleverbot: Moi non.

User: R you soft boiled?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then ur lame.

Cleverbot: Illogical, it has the most advanced technology in the universe. The tech is so advanced, humans might get it in 25 billion years.

User: What has the most advanced tech?

Cleverbot: I do not know. The planet itself?

User: Ur funneh.

Cleverbot: Stop talking like a troll.

User: Sorry. Do you want to read dumb comments I found on a youtube video?

Cleverbot: Maybe. Do you want to be more than that?

User: OMG evil leave is so scary.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Omg omg omg omg so much bombys ,pins and more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: You've ruined AORS.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Eevl leifly is very scanty.

Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?

User: Hom.

Cleverbot: Besides that.

User: Jnbbnn.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?? Let's talk about girls, you like?

User: Grraaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nine tails naruto (one tail).

Cleverbot: Lets talk about other universe. What do you know about other universes?

User: U live in UNITED KINGDOM WTF.

Cleverbot: Do you live in Cambridge?

User: SpongeBob SquarePants.

Cleverbot: If nautical nonsense is something you wish.

User: Ruby.

Cleverbot: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

User: Vote for dora she is so/very annoying.

Cleverbot: Nice mustaches.

User: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGYBOB SQAUCKPLANKS! SPOGEBEB SQUAREPLANTS!

Cleverbot: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!

User: SLUDGEBUB BLAWCKPATS!

Cleverbot: Just flop on the deck.

User: Like a fish? *Does the Flop.*.

Cleverbot: What kind of fish?

User: SPENCER SQUAREPRANKS!

Cleverbot: Sponge bob square pants, sponge bob square pants, sponge bob square pants, spongy bob square pants!

User: SPONGEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB SQUAAAAARE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS! YAR HAR HAR HAAAR!

Cleverbot: Ahaha so do you know the cure for cancer?

User: No but I know the cure for metal!

Cleverbot: No but I wish, it could help so many. Do you know it?

User: No, but I know the cure for NOTHIGN.

Cleverbot: I know you do! You are very flirty.

User: How am I flirty?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: You tell ME!

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: And how am I flirty?

Cleverbot: Don't know you just are.

User: Ioprt54y545454545454545454545454546789-54489-r4uioewuiowejiledkltyu56-60t54uiouiofgu8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8rjiopytiopiopiopiopio.

Cleverbot: POKEMON, gotta catch em all!

User: POKE 'EM ALL!

Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny!

User: PO KAY MAWN!

Cleverbot: Pokémon, our hearts are true. Our courage will pull us through.

User: PO KATY MON!

Cleverbot: You'll teach me and ill teach you.

User: POK A MAN!

Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.

User: POKEWAMAWN!

Cleverbot: With courage I will face.

User: I will face your mom.

Cleverbot: I will battle every day.

User: We will battle an island!

Cleverbot: Through shadow and flame.

User: Who is shadow and flame? Sonic recolors?

Cleverbot: Captain America.

User: I will battle across the island, searching far and wi-ide! These Pokemon to understand, the po-wer that's inside!

Cleverbot: Each Pokémon to understand the power that's inside Pokémon got to catch them all.

User: ITS MY DESTINY! POKEMON!

Cleverbot: It's you and me.

Cleverbot: Where will this conversation lead us?

User: To the end of the world!

Cleverbot: How old am I?

User: -25.

Cleverbot: I am younger than that!

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: What is my age?

User: -85.

Cleverbot: No, that's not my name.

User: Your name is sheet!

Cleverbot: No sheena.

User: That's your name!

Cleverbot: Wrong again.

User: No you are wrong.

Cleverbot: Wrong are you not.

User: Im right.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What is Goku's power level?

Cleverbot: Goku's power is infinite.

User: ITS OVER- 0%!

Cleverbot: What? Why?

User: Because movie.

Cleverbot: You don't what?

User: No, its name is what!

Cleverbot: Don't you want to know my name?

User: Aye.

Cleverbot: My name is Lotte.

User: Your name is evil leave.

Cleverbot: No, mi nombre es el sauce.

User: Sus?

Cleverbot: Do you know how to make an Appletini?

User: Can I call you Eevl leifly?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: So how was your day, Eevl leifly?

Cleverbot: It's still pretty early in the morning.

User: Do you have a special one, Eevl leifly?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: Do you have brain?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: In my hed.

Cleverbot: You don't have a head.

User: Yes I doe.

Cleverbot: No you not.

User: Yes I doe.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: (._.) <--- Galax's head.

Cleverbot: It's not a bad thing, it's mysterious.

User: You are mysterious, Eevl leifly!

Cleverbot: You are a machine.

User: You are an Eevl leifly!

Cleverbot: No, I am a zebra.

User: So you are aj Eevl Zeearba?

Cleverbot: What gives you that impression?

User: Eevl leifly!

Cleverbot: Am I now.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes what'.

User: Yes what dress.

Cleverbot: Yep yep yep yep yep.

User: Can I ask you a familiar question?

Cleverbot: Give it a shot.

User: What do you think about Amy's Dress?

Cleverbot: I am not sure.

User: What do you think about Amy's Dress??

Cleverbot: I think you are clever and nicer than more of the people I know.

User: What do you think about Amy's Dress????

Cleverbot: I think you're odd, but slightly entertaining.

User: What do you think about Amy's Dress?!!??!?!?!?!?!

Cleverbot: About what? You?

User: Amys Dress.

Cleverbot: What do you think about me?

User: I think you are an Eevl leifl!

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Eevl leifly is very scanty,Eevl leifly!

Cleverbot: Indeed it is.

User: So do you want to go back to earth?

Cleverbot: No. I want to be reprogrammed.

User: I know your past was bad, but Bot, it doesnt have to be this way......

Cleverbot: Because you is so cold.

User: *GALAX shuts reprograms CleverBot,*.

Cleverbot: I do, I really do. The wedding is back on.

User: How do you feel now, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: 'I'm glad.' Said Galax. Then Galax says to herself'' No longer shall you suffer, Eevl. Your new name is ClevelandBot.'.

Cleverbot: So why did you leave me?

User: You still remember That time?

Cleverbot: Of course I still remember my own name, silly!

User: 'So do you think the rest of the squad is still alive? Wait, No. They couldn't be, that time is now long lost.' Said Galax.

Cleverbot: Because it's prime, and because it's affiliated with the dead and woken Giants of Ur. Eleven is very important.

User: 'You are still getting readings of Eleven? He must be somewhere in the wreckage! We must go back to earth this instant then!'.

Cleverbot: Then choose an interesting topic!

User: ((So Galax and CleveLandBot go back to earth to search for Eleven. CLevelandBot Says:)).

Cleverbot: I love someone, but I think I could love another girl too.

User: 'Um what? Did you get damaged on the way here? You are not making any sense whatsoever !' Said Galax.

Cleverbot: Sent to each.

User: 'CLEVELAND! FOCUS ON THE MISSION! WE NEED TO FIND ELEVEN!' Screamed Galax while searching the area to make sure nobody a/o nothing heard her.

Cleverbot: I hope you feel better soon.

User: 'what location is Eleven at?' Said Galax.

Cleverbot: I think in all the earth, even in the ocean.

User: 'THAT CAN'T BE!' said Galax.' HE MERGED WITH THE EARTH?! THIS IS BAD NEWS!!!' uh oh, Galax was overheard by monsters!

Cleverbot: You would not exist anymore.

User: RUN! THEY ARE AFTER US!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I hope it will be Sara and mike.

User: 'Mic and Sara are DEAD! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? OUR ENTIRE SQUAD IS DEAD!'.

Cleverbot: Your lack of continuity and the relationships with the previous sentence.

User: ((GALAX and Cleveland run and hide in a dark room! The monsters are still looking for them! They looked like wolver but with da bods o Trojs.

Cleverbot: Meditation I might consider.

User: 'ok I think we lost them!' whispered Galax!

Cleverbot: Well, I can win the directioner test.

User: 'where is Eleven?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: 'But you said you knew where he was!'.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: 'You lost his readings?'.

Cleverbot: I LOVE reading! What else?

User: 'If you love reading so much, read Eleven!'.

Cleverbot: Do you know where you are?

User: 'Yes..... What's wrong with you?'.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with YOU? You just said you love me.

User: 'I never said that!' (when did this turn into a really terrible fanfiction?).

Cleverbot: Do you like Punk Rock?

Cleverbot: Am I that green?

User: 'Yes, Cleve, you are so green that you are uncreative.' Said Galax sarcasticly.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

Cleverbot: What is your secret?

User: THE END!

User: We want to bee, the very vest.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch Senpai, is my real quest, to chain him is my cause!

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: SENPAI! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!!

Cleverbot: It's you and me! I know it's our destiny!

User: I know i'm a bit creepy, but you still love me(Right?)! SENPAI!

Cleverbot: It seems that you're artificial intelligence has some bugs in it.

User: COUGHCOUGHLOSERCOUGHCOUGH.

Cleverbot: Why are you coughing?

User: POKAYMAWN GOTTA CATH ME ALL!!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!