and second, why are you a dead chicken?

I fling THE BUCKET at you

I throw a SPIRILIAN=64 at ^^^^^^^
this object i have just thrown may or may not also be a reference.
(all who get the reference may join me in the process of bending the spacetime monolith)

I throw a empty space at you. Everything nearby immediately flies into your face at faster-than-light speeds in an attempt to fill said empty space.

I throw two fistfuls (gauntletfuls?) of lit holy candles at you.
The holiness and fieriness counteracts the zombiness and iciness.

I throw all of Spiral Knight's server connections at you. The incoming forum gets in the way and explodes from the resulting cosmic lagspike.

I Throw you at yourself!!!!!!!!

I throw yourself at you.

The resulting metaphysical paradox destroys both of our clones.

I throw a temporal paradox at you, which destroys all of our clones that we pulled out of alternate universes, as well as scratching the brand-new tile floor.

I throw 9999999999999999 TNT at you. And you e-e-e-e-eeeeeeeee *computer crash* xplode. Wow I would TNT THE WWWWWWWWWWW *computer crash again* HOLE UNIVERSE! Um... where are you all?

I throw a Reality Bomb at you. Unfortunately, I neglected to escape the universe first and we are now frozen in time for eternity after the concept of time exploded along with reality and the rest of the universe.

I AM THE SHADOWBOSS!!!!! I shoot a super duper shadow death beam that destroys gapax and his dimension

Unfortunately, you aren't throwing anything so nothing happens.

I throw a Holy Hand Gernade at Kian.

I throw a wall at you. The Shadow Killer attempts to get me through the wall but just softly bumps into it before harmlessly falling to the ground while the wall continues towards you.

I throw a regularfire Vanaduke. They collide and explode, causing us to get knocked back.

I then throw a lizard at the above poster.

I toss a reflector at the above poster. It hits the Explosivefire Vanaduke and causes it to be sent back towards Vanaduke-Destroyer.

I throw my unblockable homing shadow killer at you meaning you will eventually be killed

I said nothing can block the shadow killer, so it continued towards you, can you even read?

But if its unblockable, basically nothing can protect you from it, so i throw another shadow killer at you which cannot be blocked and cannot be bounced so you have no way of making sure it doesnt kill you as it only collides with people other then me to kill them

The shadow killer didnt collide with it

Reminder that it's not uncollidable nor does it need to collide in order for the fireball to explode.

Sorry, but you must be mistaken but it's on the lying on the ground right now with your other shadow killers due to the explosion.

Also you realize you don't have the final say on "Magick" in a forum game, right?

I threw Schrödinger's undead neglected cat at Vanaduke-Destroyer.

Are you still alive?

I throw a cookie at you.

I brought gifts. This may or may not be from the cookie stealing thread.

I chuck a fat salmon at Crazee-Pi-Forum.