In a time before time, Pi went on a crazy rampage with his hammer on the GC forum.
I, Teh, was one of the fallen knights who tried to stop Pi from killing everyone. The attempts were futile, but now, I have returned...
WITH MY OWN WARMASTER ROCKET HAMMER.
I am TehepicScorpionRipoff, and I challenge Pi to a forum hammer duel! Let us know that this titan, this murderer, this dictator, Pi, can be defeated in a hammer duel.
*slams hammer on the ground*
I am waiting.
I don't think Pipipipipi visits these forums anymore.
But...but...but...
I NEED TO FIGHT HIM!
Didn't Pipipipipi get eaten by someone on one of the other threads? Who was his murderer?
I MUST HAVE MY REVENGE! IF I CAN'T DEFEAT PIPIPIPIPI, I MUST FIGHT THE PERSON WHO KILLED HIM!
Crazee Pi killed his original counterpart, PiPiPi I think... I don't remember exactly who killed Pi....
@Tehepicwin-Forum Who ever said Pipipipipi died?
@Galax-Forums I don't know who these Crazee Pi and PiPiPi are.
Very interesting. Looks like this can only be a case for...
TEHRLOCK HOLMES!
Tehrlock rubs his chin. It is quite obvious that Pi(5) has disappeared, but who would do such a thing? Tehrlock thinks some more after peeking at the evidence. Crazee-Pi-Forum claims to know nothing about Crazee Pi, even though the comment obviously referred to Crazee-Pi-Forum himself. This means that he was being deceptive!
CRAZEE-PI-FORUM, YOU ARE PIPIPIPIPI'S MURDERER.
I can't be the one who murdered Pipipipipi if it is YOU who is wielding the same weapon used to murder Pipipipipi RIGHT NOW!
It is YOU who murdered Pipipipipi because you- hey, why are you holding the murder weapon like that?
I REVEAL MY IDENTITY TO BE...
TOM CRUISE'S EVIL TWIN!
Crazee-Pi-Forum, I made up the guise of Tehrlock Holmes and Tehepicwin-Forum just to kill you! I am such a genius! Prepare to die, Crazee Pi, unless you want to take out your OWN blade and fight me!
IT'S SHOWTIME!
I am your long lost cousin, Tim Cruiser!
I am...
TEH CRUISEST!
I will fight you, Tim, to the death! Fear my Proto Sword, you warmongering demon!
*slashes at Tim Cruiser*
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!
*charges forward, sword outstretched*
You actually think you can defeat me, Teh?
Oh boy, aren't you in for a surprise.
DIE!
*bashes Teh's skull in with a hammer, jamming the skull through the brain and killing Teh instantly*
Who's next?
I'll uh... I'll just throw this sleep vial and devote the rest of my life to figuring out how to make a recon cloak that doesn't break every 15 seconds.
I parry your vial with my hammer, whichever direction you threw it in.
I then take out my hammer, charge it, and release it on your SOUL!
FLAMES BURST OUT OF YOUR BODY aS THE EPICNESS EXPLODES AND IMMOLATES YOU, BECAUSE I AM THE NEW HAMMERLORD!
I will kill everyone who comes to my domain. Let you be an example.
Tim, you have killed me, but I have a secret weapon...
P2W SPARKS OF LIFE. EAT MY **** YOU ****!
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGE WITH Me MY BROTHERS!
I also have...
P2W CONSTRUCT LOW, SLIME LOW, SNARBLE BARB U MOFO.
*runs at Tim*
I must agree that construct low/slime low Snarble Barbs are extremely overpowered. However, how about an elemental helmet? Without it, I will just smash your skull in again. In fact, that's just what I'll do.
*parries Teh's Snarble Barb slash, then counters with a smash to the leg, knocking Teh over*
YOU SHALL DIE NOW LOL
*smashes Teh's ribcage with his hammer, burning a hole straight through Teh's chest*
Don't even think about using another spark. Also, nvm about that skull comment.
You seem to have underestimated my P2W abilities. I have over 100 sparks left, plenty enough to last until this thread dies.
Also, I visited the AH, with over 2mill crowns in hand. I bought...
P2W IGNITION HELM AND ARMOR, BOTH WITH NORMAL RESISTANCE LOW.
EAT MY SNARBLE BARB!
*charges once more at Tim*
You are indeed much more powerful. I would be lying if I said I wasn't afraid of you. However, you seem to underestimate my endurance and the extreme OP nature of the hammer.
DIE!
*swings hammer at Teh's head and misses*
*Teh tries to stab Tim, but the attack is easily parried*
*strikes Teh in the head using the handle of the hammer, knocking Teh over*
LOL ILL KILL YOU AGAIN YOU LITTLE SCUM
*kicks Teh in the head repeatedly until Teh's head explodes*
LOL IF YOU REV ILL JUST KILL U AGAIN SUCKER.
Wut? I thought I took care of you.
@Crazee-Pi-Forum Clearly you didn't do a very good job.
Maybe you should have tried making sure I was dead before leaving.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM DYINNGGGGG
*skull smashed in by hammer*
Hey Tehepicwin-Forum, would you like to pet the bunny?
YOU were my true target from the beginning.
Not Crazee Pi. You.
I KILL YOU NOW!
DIE!
*goes to bash Pipipipipi's skull in with hammer*
"Hmm, I wonder?" I thought pondering my best move.
"one charge shot should put them all out of their misery" I then murmured, loading my Winter Grave.
But as I check my sights I became aware of a yellow furry shape hurtling at me, it was Pipipipi!
I let go of the trigger just as the wolver's visious white teeth tore into my hamstring.
I watched the glowing purple bullet ricochet into the Warmaster rocket hammer.
It was shattered irreparably ... I later found out that he had no insurance.
You have destroyed my WRH, but I still have a...
STABLE ROCKET HAMMER.
You have angered the wrong person, Xteri.
DIE!
*smashes Xteri's skull in with a hammer*
Pi, now that we are alone, WE SHALL HAMMER DUEL!
Who is Pi?
Don't "Who is Pi?" me. I know who you are. I know what you've done. You've killed my brothers in a hammer rampage one year ago!
You shall know justice. You shall know OP elemental damage. You shall know a world of agony.
DIE!
*goes to slash Pi's head with hammer*
I thought you were attacking my duplicate, not me.
Go back and try again.
If I can't officially decide to kill one of you...
ILL HAVE TO KILL BOTH U FIRST CRAZEE-PI-FORUM.
DIE!
*smashes Crazee-Pi-Forum's skull in with hammer*
That is half of my revenge complete. Now, you're next Pipipipipi.
*charges at Pipipipipi*
Excuse me but I'm Super-Crazee-Pipipipipi-Forums-314-Super-Turbo-Deluxe-Edition-360. I changed my name in the last ten minutes.
This just won't do. I have to kill at least one of you tonight. You shall feel pain, Crazee-Pi, unless you want your clone to hammer duel me.
DIE!
*smashes Crazee-Pi-Forum's skull in*
Now, that is a definite kill.
LOL I gtg to bed this is ridiculous. I kill other clone tomorrow.
MARK MY WORDS.
Are you talking about Crazee-Pi-Forum or Crazee-Pi-Forums?
I am done using my hammer. I challenge you to a duel of Battlemon!
Do either of you accept my challenge?
*Heals Xrazee Pi, Crazee Pi's EVIL CLONE* Alright time to watch your battle!
*Galax defends!*
@Galax-Forums who's Xrazee Pi?
@Tehepicwin-Forum Who are you talking to?
Last I checked a vial sorta exploded into a mist of... Well, status.
Parrying a sleep vial still puts you to sleep.
...
OH SCHNITZELWURST THEY'RE SLEEPWALKING.
I should grab my stopsign.
@Pipipipipi Crazee Pi's EVIL CLONE!!!!!! He will protect us!!!! WATCH OUT FOR HIS DUCK/WATERMELON HYBRID BAZOOKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO HE IS TALKING TO YOU ME, CRAZEE-PI,XTERI, XRAZEE PI, AND TEHEPICWINNEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Galax-Forums who's Crazee Pi, CRAZEE-PI, and XRAZEE PI?
They sound like weirdos.
Crazee-Pi-Forum OH MY GOOODNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Crazee Pi and CRAZEE-PI ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! XRAZEE PI IS YOUR EVIL CLONE THAT AGREED TO HELP US ESCAPE!!!!!!!!! TOO LATE HE HAS CATCHED UP TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs inside the entrance of the underground*
http://imgur.com/FIpad0g
I JUST WANTED TO CHALLENGE PI TO A FORUM HAMMER DUEL!
WHYYYYYYY
CRAZEE-PI-FORUM COMMON! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Galax-Forums EXCUSE ME BUT I ALREADY HAVE AN EVIL CLONE.
HE LOVES THE MOST EVIL OF THINGS.
HIS NAME SHALL GO UNMENTIONED FOR NOW.
ALSO, I'M NOT Crazee Pi OR CRAZEE-PI, I'M Crazee-Pi-Forum, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!
WELL YOU HAVE TWO EVIL CLONES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crazee-Pi-Forum, HE HAS YOU IN HIS SIGHT, IF YOU DON'T ACT QUICKLY, HE WILL STRUCK YOU!!!! GET UNDERGROUND!!!!! WE CAN ESCAPE THROUGH THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You realize I know that's you who's on my account Pipipipipi.
And now I'm on your account.
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!
*runs through the underground passageway*
Thank you for getting off.
Ok, so we are out of HIS sight, we should be safe under here! Just beware of the sand snakes, etc!
Xrazee Pi isn't my evil clone. He's just some person who thinks I'm so amazing and wants to be just like me.
Oh NO HE FOUND US BLAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
I'm counting on you, Crazee-Pi-Forums+Pipipipipipipiipipi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!