<()>SPIRAL ROLEPLAY<()>
Fri, 05/01/2015 - 09:58
Hello this is the spiral role-play! Do stuff n things and begin your roleplay today!
Fri, 05/01/2015 - 22:21
#2
Hammer time!
I am the legendary rocket-hammerlord, Tehepicwin. All who try to attack me shall know justice.
Sat, 05/02/2015 - 10:57
#3
Can't touch dis
FOR SPARRRRTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:38
#4
Madness?
No,
THIS IS SPARTA!
*kicks Galax down the hole*
Sat, 05/02/2015 - 17:50
#5
Can't touch dis (ヽ `д´)┌┛★)`з゜)
*jumps back up*
NO THIS IS PATRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Galax Punches Teh, in the face and kicks him down rabbit hole!8
Sat, 05/02/2015 - 19:23
#6
?
? you mean 300, the movie...
ah
Sat, 05/02/2015 - 19:38
#7
lol
:T *STarts dancing
Thu, 05/28/2015 - 08:03
#8
Pie =)
Faces towards Gbot-Vtwo *DR OCTAGONAPUS* BLAHHHHHH
Sun, 05/31/2015 - 13:47
#9
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
PIZZER!!!!!!!! *ZALGO KICKS Burūmūn· do~ūmu.*
Thu, 05/28/2015 - 08:15
#10
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
~Zalgo.
Thu, 05/28/2015 - 08:53
#11
What's Zalgo?
DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
*drops out of nowhere and crushes Galax, taking damage in process*
Thu, 05/28/2015 - 09:01
#12
galax is dead. I am zalgo
*Matikclocker drops on Galax's dead body, and that cushions his fall. *
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 14:56
#13
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
"Sir, you might want to take a look at this," said Charles the devilite to his employer, the all mighty, brave knight set out to slay the evil swarm, PICKLE-LORD! Pickle-Lord looked down towards the monitor to see some knights and shenanigans. "What is this blasphemy?" Pickle-Lord asked.
"It appears to be some random knights and shenanigans. I don't know what they want, but they seem to be attacking each other randomly," answered Charles.
"They don't appear to be playing Lockdown sir, I think we should ask them why they are fighting, maybe you could break up the fight," said Charles.
"That's a terrible idea... WAIT, I know! I could ask them why they are fighting, maybe I could, maybe I could, what was it again?" asked Pickle-Lord.
"Maybe you could break up the fight," responded Charles.
"Maybe I could even try to break up the fight!" yelled Pickle-Lord.
"You are brilliant as always sir," Charles complimented.
"Thank you," said Pickle-Lord, "NOW LET US GO FORTH SQUIRE CHARLES AND ASK THESE HOOLIGANS WHY THEY ARE FIGHTING!"
"Yes sir!" Charles ran ahead and opened the door for Pickle-Lord. Pickle-Lord and Charles went into the opening to where the other knights were fighting. Pickle-Lord pointed towards the nearest knight. "YOU THERE!" Pickle-Lord demanded, "WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING?"
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 16:53
#14
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
Because Teh kicked Galax, Galax got a split personality due to the swarm named Zalgo, Zalgo escaped Galax's mind, Zalgo silenced Galax, and Maticklocker Jumped on Galax's dead body because he thought he was alive and stole all his muffins.
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 22:49
#15
Muffins?
Well, always something. Oh, look there i-
/random rustbucket falls on Matikclocker
AAAAAHHHHHHH!
1000HP>980HP
Oh, a rustbucket! I will mount Hail Drivers and show it to Zalgo.
/Matikclocker mounts Hails and shows it to Zalgo
Hi Zalgo! Look at my rustbucket! It has everything, includin-
/Hail Drivers were suddenly reconfigured by the Swarm to target Matikclocker
980>759>340>10>MATIKCLOCKER DESTROYED!
Remember: NEVER get close to Swarm corrupted monsters, including Zalgo.
RESPAWN {....} - Four posts to respawn.
Sat, 05/30/2015 - 08:26
#16
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
That wasn't me i swear.
Sat, 05/30/2015 - 13:39
#17
Yeah, I know.
But you said that Zalgo is a swarm-infested character, so the Swarm suddenly reconfigured the Rustbucket.
RESPAWN {|...}
Sat, 05/30/2015 - 13:39
#18
Yeah, I know.
But you said that Zalgo is a swarm-infested character, so the Swarm suddenly reconfigured the Rustbucket.
RESPAWN {|...}
Sat, 05/30/2015 - 13:45
#19
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
Arugo didn't do anything. The Suu~ōmu(swarm) did. nvm, Maddo· keijigakari
Sat, 05/30/2015 - 13:50
#20
RESPAWN {||..}
Keep posting and I will respawn.
/warps Energyload from OVC Industries and Click Driver from Mister Toaster game...
They will take control of my actual situation while I respawn.
Sat, 05/30/2015 - 14:06
#21
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
ok? why is that a bad thing,Maddo· keijigakari?
Sun, 05/31/2015 - 13:29
#22
RESPAWN {|||.}
/Energyload and Click Driver seeks the mystery of dead Galax.
"HOW did Galax die? And how Matikclocker detonated?" said Energyload.
"We need to look around. I will click on vantage points if necessary." said Click Driver.
Meanwhile...
Matikclocker's core is finally ready. The systems are still offline, but Jammer is now ready. Soon he will strike the place.
CORE READY. MATIKCLOCKER FINISHES RESPAWN SOON.
Systems:
CommChan offline
Visor offline
Soundcharger offline
CommCatch offline
JamDam online
Guntech starting...
Autobarrage starting...
Sun, 05/31/2015 - 13:46
#23
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
ok, Maddo· keijigakari-San!
Sun, 05/31/2015 - 14:13
#24
Congratulations!
You respawned Matikclocker.
/Matikclocker respawns near Energyload
"Hi there! Next mission is to find the secret of dead Galax. Detective Clocker comes!"
/Matikclocker finds first hint
"Mmm... I will launch Analysis..."
Analyzing...
Analysis complete.
Results indicate massive amounts of Swarm.
"Click, find the Galax parts and bring to CRS. We will reassembly and simulate the moment when Galax gets capped by Zalgo. Energyload, find Zalgo and try to talk. If you get wrecked, I will cut you."
/Energyload goes to Zalgo
/Click Driver searches for Galax parts
Sun, 05/31/2015 - 14:55
#25
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
k
Mon, 06/01/2015 - 20:09
#26
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
I shall solve the mystery. Zalgo killed Galax, then he got banned. Then Zalgo died.
Mon, 06/01/2015 - 23:14
#27
At last!
But you know, Click Driver got the Galax parts, shall he look for Zalgo parts?
/Energyload sees Zalgo dead.
INCOMING COMLINK... "Zalgo is dead. Again. Maybe we should return to roleplay?" said Energyload.
"Well, at least Mecha solved the mys-
/Another spiral knight falls on Matikclocker. Really?
1000>950
"
"I SHALL WRECK YOU!" said Matikclocker enraged after taking damage.
"Don't heat up. Except your gear." said mystery knight.
"Good morning, I am another battlebot from OVC Industries."
"WHAT?! Who activated the Produce Character button?" said Matikclocker.
"I am the ProtoTank B4RR463-50N3 "Heavyduty-Charge". Shortly known as Heavyduty-Charge."
"Prototype Tank Barrage-Zone Heavyduty-Charge? Hi. I am Matikclocker, or MatikOverclocker v7 M-OVC-2002. I have two other robots, known as EnergyOverload v2 0VR-7D (Energyload) and Click Driver v3 with system TouchOS 2.3."
Heavyduty-Charge talked with Clocker for a while, and after that Heavyduty, Clocker, Energyload and Click started looking for other knights.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 05:51
#28
Cradle ceased to exist
Cradle ceased to exist because of a Necromancer! Spray Factory failure. New slate!
Everybody respawns on an unknown planet.
"Welcome to Mars, Spiral Knights! Today we will fight on the red planet and meet other competitors as well!" I said.
I begin building the drill to mine minerals.
Wed, 05/18/2016 - 20:32
#29
THIS IS SWARMOS, THE SWARM KNIGHT!
Swarmos brings a Darth Voltail spawner.
Swarmos and an army of Darth Voltails destroy Mars.
Thu, 05/19/2016 - 07:59
#30
Protonium-powered robots
Protonium-powered robots dispose of Darth Voltails and turn them into Robits. They forge a Laser Leviathan.
"Weird, what these things were doing?" Matikclocker watched Darth Voltails dying from robot attacks.
Fri, 05/20/2016 - 17:08
#31
FOOL!
You are only creating Swarm-infested Laser Leviathans to destroy you because Darth Wolvers are secretly Alpha Wolvers infested by the Swarm. For some reason unknown to the Swarm itself, they also have a laser beam attack of Fire.
Fri, 05/20/2016 - 17:10
#32
Oh, and
Darth Voltails also have Shock in addition to Swarm and Fire. ROBOTS BEWARE!
Corrupts Matikclocker with the Swarm and does it to the fullest.
Fri, 05/20/2016 - 17:13
#33
And since I
completely corrupted Matik, he works with me.
Sat, 05/21/2016 - 13:13
#34
This is abnormal.
That is powerplaying AKA superposting. Please stop.
I break out of Swarm with the Clockonium power and trap Darth Voltails in an unbreakable cage of justice that can't be corrupted in any ways. By the way, you couldn't say I placed Swarm Laser Leviathans because I wasn't corrupted by the Swarm.
Laser Leviathans shoot at Darth Voltails. The shots pass through the cage, though. Weird...
EDIT: Realised I accidentally made a typo and made one word into a profanity. Sorry.
Sat, 05/21/2016 - 12:55
#35
Remember, don't listen to people who hate you for existing.
I exist. Sorry for my proclamation that I exist, don't hate me for it. /ignore everyone who hates me for existing /emote befriends the Swarm
Mon, 05/23/2016 - 13:04
#36
After a while the Laser
After a while the Laser Leviathan spots Swarmos. It began firing at it, no matter if the shots will be corrupted before they will hit him or not. The robots do the same.
I began firing at the Swarmos, hoping it will disintegrate.
Tue, 06/07/2016 - 16:13
#37
Finds a Swarm Portal,
stands on the Swarm Portal, and shields until it makes me invulnerable. Being a Swarm-infected knight, it will do so eventually.
Invulnerability: 5%
*Galax starts dancing as a knight with a jelly head.*