Feed-bag anyone?
What would you do if I put a really terrible fan-fiction story here?
A is, of course, N's evil twin. He has a shiny Gyarados, and turned evil when the release of HG/SS meant shiny Gyarados aren't as rare.
No, wait! A is a UGC Gold Spy, who used to be UGC Platinum until he started taunting after all his kills.
No, no, those are both wrong. A is the sign of the government conspiracy to consolidate power in one office... that office being, of course, THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED DAIRY FARMERS. THE UDF CONSPIRACY IS REAL! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
Wait, what? No, all of those are wrong. A is a letter of the alphabet. Specifically, it's the 28th letter.
But one if A not kill? ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, so one day, Xteri, Doctorspacebar , Quintinius-Vergnix and Galax were hiking on the mountains, when suddenly a nopescoping SnoopWolver named A appeared and Noscoped everywhere! We tired to run but ITS NO USE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "WII R DUN 4!" Sad Gelerx! " WII CUN MAEK ET!!!" Said Queeeeentintinitintious-Veeargnexe. "IE UM DUCZTER!!! CAWM ON!! LETZZZZZ GOE IN DUE Polace Bawx!" Said Duckter SPaarceBrar!!!!!!!!!!!!! "OK so WE IN" Said EXTERIE! LETOD GOE 2 OUTWER SPAEAXDCED" SAId GELERXZ! "OKEYRUSKJ" said SPURSCEBARRE! Chap1: Cawmen spppppppppooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
BONUS DUCZ!
...Maybe we should turn this thread into the staging area for a really bad fanfiction to answer the question.
*Thread explodes in a completely illogical Praxis Wave that shouldn't even exist*
TUHEHN THEY WERE IN OYTUEER SPEACE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUKrAwpZrc8 "OEH KEY WIII HEARE!" Said DUCZTER! TAHEN THE SUWAPER A THE SNOOOOOOOOP WOLVER ATTACKED AGAEN! "R JFSUIEALLISHSIUEJKFDFTYIKWJILWOPWL:KL:WE" SAIED THEE SNLOOPE WOALVER!
"WOAG NAAAAAAURAF!" SAid GERLERZ! "UY EU NOE DIEEE?" SAED THEYHTYAE SNOOPA WOLVERT!
"NEIAW WII AGOE 2 JUNGIAL!" SAIEXAD DUCZTAR!
PWARAT 2 COAWMIN SOWWWWWWWWWWWN!
What would you do if "a" put a really terrible fan-fiction story here?
Where "A" would be the identity of the person putting a terrible fan-fic here in the Treasure Vault.
We know that you meant "I" but... Still. After the original joke it was then derailed into vaguely familiar references, and then even further into the great unknown I like to call "Complete and utter nonsense" (and I call it that in the most endearing way possible).
DEN GERLERX DUCZTAR< EXATAERI AND OTHER PEOPKE WERE IN TEHE JUNGLEW@Q! "WEW UIR HEARE!" SIAED THJE DUCZRAR!
"HEA(IOW DOEJKS THTIS CONVERSAORTERS START!?!?!?" SAID EXATAARi. "UR MOM" Said A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "WOAHATRGGGGG UR DUM!" SAIED EXARARI! "O RELT?!?!!:" Said A. "YA RELYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!" SAID A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY NOSCOPED EACHOTHER IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!! "IEA CEN FIXE THISE!!!" Said DUCZTAR! DUCZTAR REVS EXATARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PART 3!?!?!??!?!
And then Sono was a zombie.
MY TURN!
Once upon a time there was a very ugly A, it was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
And then SONO FLEW TO INNER SPACE!!!!!!!!!!
''WOAH A NEW CHRACTER!!!!!!!!!''SAISD GERLERX! "woah chratctr woah!" SNEWP FALLOWED DEM CUZ HRE WAS BORED!!!!!!!!! SNAWEP ALSO RWEVIVED~!~~~~~~~~~~~~
"NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPHFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" Said CARZEEEPAWFAWROM!
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!" SAID ARCH. "I FIEX EXERERTI NAOW CUZ IE UM DUCZTAR!" SAID DUCTZAR!
"IE UM PWRFL" sAID SAWNICK! "OWAHUIADIIDLK"
PRT 4~
What wouldn't I do if you put a really terrible fanfiction story here?
BET DEN SONO WES A ZAMBI, END AVRYTHEN WES TARABIL, BET DEN PIIIIPIIIIIIIIIIIIPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CEME IN END SED "EM AN PUTETO" END DED.
DEN DUCTZAR CEME END RIVEVED PIIIIPIIIIIIIIIIIIPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII END HE WES LEK "K THX" AND LAFT, BAFORE HE DED EGEN.
"UH NU!" YALLED ARCH, FER DEN SONO MEGACLY CEME BECK AZ SANIC.
DA ONUFECIAL PURT 5
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" SAIEDO SAWNICE
"UR GON PAY 4 DAT! IEM GOEIN FAST ON U!!!!!!!!!" SAID SAWNIC! "BLARGJHGJKHUHUO" SAID GERLERX! DEN NOEL EXSIDED APEARED! "UR 2 SLEW" SAID EXSIDID! EXIDID ATACKEESD SAWNIC BUT SAWNIC DAWGED!!!!!!!! "DWAOH!" SAID SAWNIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "THEN A MEGWARD THE WIZBRUSH CAEM AOUT OF NOEWHER AND STRANGLED SAWNIC AND THE REST OF THE GAENG! SAWNIC SPANDAAAAAAASHED OUT OF DERE!!!!! "IEM 2 PRO UR 2 SLEW" SAID SAWNEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PART 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you!" I liked that game too!
Who is A?