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Two Truths and One Lie, Mother's Day Edition

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Sun, 05/10/2015 - 14:10
Deleted-Knight's picture
Deleted-Knight

Say three things you love about your Mom. Two are true, one is false.
Don't say which is which. Other people can guess if they want, but it might be more respectful if we don't.

I'll go first:
1. My mom makes the best food in the world.
2. My mom is a communist.
3. My mom had a Facebook account before I did.

Sun, 05/10/2015 - 14:19
#1
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
:P

I would say the first one!

Mon, 05/11/2015 - 07:24
#2
Krakob's picture
Krakob

Definitely the third one.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 07:04
#3
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

I'm thinking the first one as well. I'm sure her cooking is good, but best in the world? That seems unlikely and subjective. Of course, you could be the offspring of Martha Stewart or something.

I'll go next-

1. The mother was born with hair and multiple appendages, allowing it to maneuver about the world of the humans.
2. The mother is capable of consuming the flesh of certain plants to use as fuel.
3. The mother has the ability to perform flight and can summon (as well as manipulate) fire on a whim.

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 09:17
#4
Arylide's picture
Arylide
Out of puns or references. Come back later.

@Fehzor

I'm going to go out on a limb and say the third one is false...

[BTW nice work on your posts, they always bring me a smile.]

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 17:36
#5
Fight-Beetle's picture
Fight-Beetle
good putin is good putin

definetly the second one

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:38
#6
Fight-Beetle's picture
Fight-Beetle
imnotcraycrayipromise

1. My mother Jiggled and Squiggled
2. She was killed by a mysterious criminal
3. NO I DID NOT KILL HER I PROMISE

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 21:12
#7
Xteri's picture
Xteri
I over-think things

It has to be 1. Because if it was two it would be you and two of them can't be lies.... and it can't be 3 for the same reason as 2

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 08:32
#8
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

And now that I think of it, this is a forum game cleverly disguised as a discussion thread. To the arcade! Off with its head!

Also it could be 2, because the mother could still be alive. Given that Fight-Beetle is here posting, we could narrow it down to-

1. The mother "jiggled and squiggled", which could be just about anything
2. The mother is dead, which could imply no jiggling/squiggling but doesn't necessarily.

I'm going to say 2, and that Fight-Beetle's mum is still alive.

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