Let's start a good old fashioned space bar fight!
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:25
Rules: All participants cannot, at any time during the bar fight, drink non-alchoholic beverages, cry after being hit, or try to settle everybody down. If somebody explodes someone else, they get extra badass points. The only way to reddeem them is to insert them in a giant mechanical horse's butt without getting killed. Also, the mecha-horse might explode. I checked, this was perfectly legal.
P.S. I made three of this thread because the demons in my head told me to.
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 21:26
#2
Old fashioned space bar??
I am going to sit quietly in the corner and drink kombucha.
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 22:18
#3
Ech... (again jontron
Ech... (again jontron reference) There is LOTS of chance that all three bar fight posts will be targeted by the Admins. And there is a chance that you get the ban for spamming topics and for making obscure rules...
I will break the rules and drink only water.
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 06:16
#4
Doctorspacebar makes a great weapon!
I grab Doctorspacebar and use him to slam Xteri and Matik.
@Matikclocker It's much more likely that they'll just remove the other two, though they'll probably do nothing because it appears that they aren't in GC due to the fact that they haven't moved other game threads to here.
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 23:40
#5
You get 500 badass points!
Now go redeem them, you spitoonful maniac!
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 05:51
#6
Doctorspacebar makes a great weapon!
I go to the Space Saltiest Spitoon to redeem my points.
I spend it on a waffle, which I eat.
I slam Fight-Beetle with Doctorspacebar until he gives me more points for more waffles!
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 09:26
#7
you disgust me
your not getting waffles because waffles are for sisses. true badasses eat cookies and crap lightning.
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 10:00
#8
I use my Ironsaw to hit
I use my Ironsaw to hit Fight-Beetle for not giving Crazee Pi waffles.
Sun, 05/17/2015 - 06:01
#9
I, the Bartender's
I, the Bartender's Apprentice, hit you over the head with the Ultrakeg of Rootbeer
Sun, 05/17/2015 - 07:48
#10
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
I whack Karpinsky with Doctorspacebar before he can hit Matikclocker, then I join Matikclocker by whacking Fight-Beetle.
Sun, 05/17/2015 - 10:41
#11
I whack the two of you with
I whack the two of you with my Iron Gloves (a necessity if one is to win a bar fight) and help Fight-Beetle up.
Mon, 05/18/2015 - 15:42
#12
<This is blank... If you perceive otherwise, go check your eyes>
I continue sitting in the corner, laughing at Crazee-Pi-forums pitiful attempts to kill me and muttering "go home.... you're drunk."
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 05:53
#13
I pick up Xteri and throw him
I pick up Xteri and throw him out of the bar for not engaging in the fight. I then punch everyone still standing.
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 06:01
#14
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
I counter Karpinsky with Doctorspacebar right after saying "thank you."
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 09:36
#15
Rata-tat!
I summon lots of rats!
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 04:35
#16
I use the RatPoisonBeer to
I use the RatPoisonBeer to kill them. I then kick you out for lowering the bar's ratings.
Thu, 05/21/2015 - 22:57
#17
<_____________________>
I walk back in with a charged Winter grave, then unleash icy doomstiny upon you and everyone else.
Sat, 05/23/2015 - 05:10
#18
There. Now you can stay.
There. Now you can stay. Anyone want drinks?
Sun, 05/24/2015 - 21:24
#19
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Galax walks in the bar and sits down.
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> "o乂ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็✿I will buy some whiskey.✿ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็乂o" <
Tue, 05/26/2015 - 17:15
#20
Derp.
*Whips out Valiance and starts firing randomly*
HE SHOT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tue, 05/26/2015 - 17:18
#21
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Tue, 05/26/2015 - 17:19
#22
Sorry.
Sorry.
Wed, 05/27/2015 - 09:02
#23
me solo
how do i shot first
Wed, 05/27/2015 - 10:39
#24
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
Flight, Quint said "HE" shot first. Quint's nickname is he, so Quint was basically saying that Quint shot first!
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 18:41
#25
<This is blank... Go home your drunk>
My favourite shot is one between the eyes... that or triple malt whisky. I'll have one of the later.
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 18:44
#26
^'s nickname is drunk.
where is my drink?
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 22:56
#27
I smash you with a rustbucket
I smash you with a rustbucket itsead of your drink.
Sat, 05/30/2015 - 08:27
#28
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
I shove the ruskbucket down your throught
Wed, 06/03/2015 - 21:53
#29
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"HoNeSt DRunk I'M noT oFfiCer" `-`
Fri, 07/24/2015 - 19:27
#30
GOO GLOBBER!!!
*grabs ginormous curse lightning earth fire hammer and explodes everyone except matikclocker*
Sat, 10/03/2015 - 19:13
#31
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kian-slime-master is BANNED from this thread.
oh god it's always fun to do this *hic*
Sun, 10/04/2015 - 05:58
#32
Fight-Beetle uses his nonexistent admin powers again. Great.
I already told you in Gremlin Chatter thread that YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE.
Everybody can post here, you won't stop Kian from posting in this thread.
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And stop pretending you are an admin of your own threads!
Sun, 10/04/2015 - 09:28
#33
Error, Kian is now being ignored.
I fall on top of Matikclocker, knocking him down.
We both get eaten by the Snarbolax.
After we revive, I step on a Nitronome, blowing up everyone in the space bar (including myself).
I use an SoL and redeem the points I was supposed to get by inserting them in a giant mechanical horse's butt.
2 seconds later, the horse explodes from the points and I get another point for blowing it up with my points.
I find another giant mechanical horse and insert the new point in its butt, redeeming it.
Then a giant SoL falls on the space bar and revives everyone I blew up with the nitronome.
Sun, 10/04/2015 - 16:31
#34
What..... NO, now im MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*grabs SUHDB 2.0*
*kills Vana with its invincible people killing power*
*cuts up his SoL's so they become unable to use*
*take's out ReMoVeR and removes fight beetle so he cant ban me.*
*escapes with Matik*
Sun, 10/04/2015 - 16:50
#35
Remember, don't shoot food.
Lol, I can see why Fight-Beetle finds doing that so fun.
Sun, 10/04/2015 - 18:02
#36
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kian-slime-master is BANNED from this thread.
oh god it's always fun to do this *hic*
Sun, 10/04/2015 - 22:12
#37
ERROR, you didn't create this thread!
I predict that Fight-Beetle and Vanaduke-Destroyer will get a warning/temp ban for humiliating Kian.
It is 100% proven.
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But Fight-Beetle started his "admin pretending" by picking off me... then Kian... then Cyphereau...
Mon, 10/05/2015 - 07:45
#38
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
Welp, bye oxygen
/punches through the wall
Mon, 10/05/2015 - 08:24
#39
Error, Kian is annoying.
I drop another Nitronome, blowing up the floor.
Everyone dies.
Thu, 10/22/2015 - 16:38
#40
Space bar fight? So are you guys waiting for me?
...Oh, everybody's dead. OK, I'll leave.
Sat, 10/31/2015 - 05:18
#41
DOCTOR!
DOCTOR!!!: said Kians spirit
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 04:43
#42
<insert title>
I walk into the bar.
It's complete chaos.
I decide to come back tomorrow.
(I lose 10000000 badass points)
Wed, 05/18/2016 - 20:39
#43
I take a shot of Coconut Milk.
Blows everyone else up.
Gets 65500000 PVP points.
Buys a Vog Cub, the moon, and the entire Vog Set.
Walks away with my Vog Cub.
Sun, 06/05/2016 - 12:08
#44
Guess it is dead, but...
I use a barmagnet to grab you, then I beat the crap out of you.
Tue, 06/07/2016 - 16:53
#45
IXNAY!
I am not a robot, so your placetogetanalchoholicdrinkmagnet was ineffective.
Places Prohibition in this bar, then converts my moon into my base of operations and where I will make levels to put on LittleBigPlanet. I also fire a Death Star laser at Planet Alcohol, destroying it, the laser, and 75% of this bar. I laugh. Then I stop making levels for Sackpeople to buy. Craftworld goes into the GREATEST Great Depression it ever had. The Star Wars theme music plays. The Death Star causes a Star of Death to crash into the LittleBigAntarctic, causing every Sackperson there to DIE! I then forcefeed some Swarm-A-Cola down Matik's throat, and make Ze-Epik do the comedic way to lose his disguise as a Bomber, revealing his form to actually be a female fennec fox named Popy. I then reveal Kian to be a strong male peccary named Harci, and Doctorspacebar to be a male vulture named Buck, all using the comedic method. What is the comedic method, you may ask? Un-zipping the previous entity, which was actually a disguise. I then catapult the Trio onto File Island, where they get burnt by Meramon, and are warped back to the Sonoran Desert, where they get zapped by Oscar's Pikachu, and end up eating green gummy crocodiles, while Oscar gets covered in melted green gummy crocodiles. When they see Oscar climbing up the hill where their base is, him being a LEAPING LIZARD, they think he is a green gummy crocodile and thus chase him in an attempt to eat him. I then eat some fried chicken my Vog Cub caught for me while watching the footage of the Trio trying to eat Oscar in his "oasis" as Gohira (Translation: Godzilla) fights King Kong in the streets of Lumiose City. Meanwhile, in the path of one of the Bretz Floods, Sonic the Hedgehog races to stop Doctor Eggman before the Bretz Flood begins to arrive, and Ash battles Meowth's WarGreymon using a Mega Garurumon, as Snarbymon digivolves to RabidSnarbymon. Tracer then fights Genji in an epic battle on a mysterious island known as ARK.
I don't know why you made three of this thread, but please move the thread to here so I can properly grab Doctorspacebar and use him as a weapon.