Actually I killed him....... (and if you don't keep quiet you're next)

AAAAAHHHHH NOT (Self Destruct)
JamDam strength not high enough to withstand this massacre...
System scrambled by Justin Bieber.
I wanted to launch you into space.
Respawning after 4 [JAMMED]... {....}

RESPAWN {|...}
Clocker Mk200 is also known as Matikclocker X.
That means you wrecked my upgraded version.
FYI, I didn't activate X mode. But I have 4 Overclock points, so expect me with upgraded stats!

Sorry, action denied. Reason: Matikclocker already exploded. Still respawning...{||..}
Overclock points cannot be decreased. If reached 4 it stays until I use to Overclock Respawn, Respawn Overclocked or Respawn X.
Avaliable options:
- Overclock Respawn Program (Speed up Respawn process)
- Respawn Overclocked (uses 1 OVC point to upgrade armor and speed)
- Respawn X (Uses 4 OVC points to respawn with upgraded weapons, armor and speed)
- Launch CryoBarrage (activates Cryotech Alchemer Barrage*)
- Overclock CryoBarrage (upgrades Barrage, 2 OVC)
Chosen option: Respawn X

Saying of disruption...
Respawn cannot be interrupted.
The Clocker Respawn System Assembly Line is destroyed, but Nano-Disruptor repairs it.
Cause another SpaceTime Disruption, and some random thingy will eat you.
RESPAWN {|||.}

RESPAWN {||||} OVERCLOCK [||||] X MODE ACTIVE!
MATIKCLOCKER X EMERGES FROM THE HANGAR!
JamDam jamming strength increased high enough to repel JB completely!
Matikclocker X appeared, he's taller than you, and his jammer jams Justin Bieber completely, so you must to damage him if you want to take down main modules.
Damaging 125hp causes reverting to Overclocked state, while 250hp reverts back to normal.
Matikclocker X 1250/1250

I did some research...

I found out it was the ancient water bottle gods, who rained down water bottles into JB's face. JB couldn't handle the power of the water bottles so he died.

Mystery solved.

/starts tossing water bottles at Matikclocker.

CRAZEE PI summons GRINDER!

The Grinder goes and kills some random monsters in order to give Crazee Pi more exp.

Crazee Pi: 750/750
Grinder: 250/250

((The throwing water part reminded me of one of my first threads.

It was an RPG. I was the only one who posted, aside from someone who bumped it. I think they said something about aperture science. I was also a water wizard or something, which is why that reminded me of it.

I can't seem to find it though.))

Crazee Pi heals the Grinder for 50 damage.

The Grinder goes and kills some random monsters in order to give Crazee Pi more exp.

Crazee Pi: 750/750
Grinder: 250/250

((You really shouldn't do things to Fight-Beetle if he hasn't even posted yet.))

Crazee Pi searches through old threads for something to summon... Ah, here we go.

Crazee Pi summons VINCE!

The Grinder (NOT A CRAZEE GRINDER) takes away all experience it gave to Crazee Pi and instead applies it to the Grinder.

The Grinder goes and kills some random monsters. The Grinder levels up from the experience it took from Crazee Pi and is fully healed and recovers from all status conditions. This also increases its max health.

Crazee Pi: 725/750
Grinder: 275/275
Vince: 300/300

((EDIT: Anyone who remembers where these guys come from is awesome, and has been on these forums for a long time.))

With the death of the Grinder, all experience earned by the Grinder was transferred to Crazee Pi.

Crazee Pi leveled up!

Crazee Pi summons Joe.

Vince calls the Snarbolax.

Crazee Pi: 800/800
Vince: 200/300
Joe: 250/250

Turns until Snarbolax: 5

Maticlocker is JB, whoever kills him wins

Crazee Pi summons grinder!

The Grinder goes and kills some random monsters in order to give Joe more exp...

Vince summons his snipe friends!

Snipes #1 and #2 fire their lazors at Plasmanator for 50 damage.

Joe sets some land mines...

Crazee Pi: 800/800
Vince: 1/300
Joe: 150/250
Snipe #1: 100/100
Snipe #2: 100/100
Grinder: 250/250
Land mines: Deals 125 damage to a random enemy in 3 turns...

Turns until Snarbolax: 4

The mines cannot be disarmed, and blow up in Teslaload's face for 125 damage, causing a time paradox that causes the Railer to not exist and Joe to be revived (I mean seriously, how would you feel if I suddenly took your Plasmanator or something and put it on my side.)

The grinder's explosion causes Crazee Pi to get an extra action this turn due to the fact that he spent a turn to summon it. The XP and gold gained by the grinder instead goes to Crazee Pi instead due to the fact that it was summoned before the rule came in place.

Crazee Pi goes on a hammer rampage, dealing 200 damage to Matikclocker X and enraging Crazee Pi. The damage reverts you to Overclocked state.

Crazee Pi summons a divine waffle. The divine waffle hangs around Joe and gives him auto-revive until the waffle dies.

Vince unleashes his ultimate attack, baking muffins and throwing them. Vince and Joe are fully healed by the muffins. There are no muffins left over for you to eat.

Joe fires his germ gun at Teslaload, dealing 25 damage and poisoning them for 2 turns. (The poison deals 25 damage per turn.)

Crazee Pi: 800/800, ENRAGED (2)
Vince: 300/300, INVINCIBLE (3)
Joe: 250/250, AUTO-REVIVE (∞)
Divine Waffle: 150/150

Turns until Snarbolax: 3

Matik killed JB.

The mystery has not been solved yet, you still need to find out who did it. Water bottle god's didnt kill him. Also I wont be next soon. YOU WILL BE.

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