Fight-Beetle you must to create THREE teams, and your name must be included in one team. And Primal's hp is way too high.

Matikclocker X, Energyload L2 and Heavyduty synchronises übers with Mann Bannd and Crazee Pi. 🚨IMMINENT TOTAL DESTRUCTION🚨

Clocker Platoon Dismantle cancelled. Plasma, EMPL and Fry return to CP.

📡LCIN: *insert team name* enters battle! Team controlled by Fight Beetle.

"Oh. I can keep a charge from firing if you want..."

((I began charging an übercharge, but I can keep the charge from executing, also holding it for next turn. Or I can stop übercharge so I will charge it again.))

((Finish-uppers can be stored, and merging 3 uppers makes 1 über. But übers can be stored too. So I will store CP and Mann Bannd finish-über.))

((I thought merging 2 uppers is a bit too OP. But it can be 2 uppers to get a über. Will you post your turn?))

📰Overclocker: Zombies control Team Luggy?!
Nanonizer recently watched LuggyTV, where the only thing they said here was:
"THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO ESCAPE..."
"Boop-bip-bleep-bap!" (They are too insane!) said Nanonizer on interview.
Matikclocker and Nanonizer work on some module preventing loss of units.
"Beep-bop-biip-bap-blink-bleep-bloop" (Module will immune minions to freaky objection)
"We are experimenting on some bind code which will remove losses of our forces to Luggy, making him target either Crazee Pi or Mann Bannd, but we also make for them the bind codes."
Matikclcoker explains how this work. Each minion has a bind code unique to one person. This makes minions bind with people with the same tag and never leave the binded person. This makes people immune to some guy which names won't be revealed. *cough ahem Underworld CEO cough*

Underworld RoboLawyer was under effects of Tesla Ultrashock, so attempt to move EMPLloyd failed.
Matikclocker starts upgrading blueprints of Plasmanator to include some module binding Plasma to Clocker indefinitely. ETA 1.
Heavytank stores the charge until Crazee Pi will load.
Matikclocker and Overclocked Energyload R2 do the same.
Heavytank and OVC Energyload R2 upgrade EMPLloyd and Frydry. ETA 1 turn.
Nanonizer...
If charged:
Nanonizer unleashes SPEED UP BY GEMS finish-upper! Plasmanator and EMPLloyd are upgraded and are immune to Underworld CEO assimilation watch and OBJECTION finish-upper!
If not:
Nanonizer starts upgrade of Matikclocker X. ETA 3 turns.
EMPLloyd uses Jam on Underworld CEO! Underworld CEO's assimilation watch is unusable for 1 turn!
Frydry fries Divine Waffle. 30 damage!

MannEd, MannMann and Mannator get very mad of Luggy. And they store übers.
Le Manns Sponsoring complete! Now the time of truth... 75% chance of succeeding!
/rolls die
SUCCESS! Le Manns moves Spinster to Mann Bannd!

Mann Co. Weapons sale complete!
1 product sold, 1 new minion (Bonkers)

Mann Co. sells Sandvich! Fully tested, scientifically tested, full safe...

📻MannFM: Sandvich!
Mann Co. sells yummy Sandviches! Yummy food tested by every organisation, so you know it's safe! We use very good and healthy ingredients and bread without tumors to make this edible! Go to Mann Co. today and get your own Sandvich!📻

Sandvich sale speeded up!
2 sandviches SOLD! Savio joins Mann Bannd!
Mann Bannd charges...
Bonkers powers Spinster's next disguise! Treaty damage multiplier 1.5!
Spinster disguises as MEDIC and puts some poison syringes to Pastry Lords pies. Luggy and Mince Pie Monster Treaty damaged by 50 + 25 because of multiplier!
📋Savio goes to Mince Pie Monster with a treaty to unite Pastry Lords with Mann Bannd and Clocker Platoon.
Sign and get a lot of sandviches. This makes one unit join Mann Bannd.
Don't sign and let Matikclocker X's rage become more active so his über will be more powerful.
Shred and make Nanonizer instacharge Crazee Pi's übers.
Modify. Outcomes: Treaty sign/Plasmanator denial.📋

💻RollBook:💻
Tinder: This Luggy team is some kind of zombie! 😱 ((Because of last LuggyTV issue))
Tanker: Whew, but we can fend them one-by-one!
Bwaaah: Bwaaaaaaah! (Chaaaaarge!)
Worker 1: Bi-bi-bop! (Megaturret!)
Worker 2: BI-BAP-BEEP! (SUMMON SOMETHING!)
BBB: Stupid soundmakers. 😒

Since it's impossible to escape, the whole Zeppelin was changed to Megaturret. ETA 3 turns.
Bwaaah motivates Tinder by screaming. ETA speeded up by 1!
Tanker summons workers. ETA speeded up by 1!
Tinder summons more workers.
Megaturret is ready! (Megaturret is also the base of Rolling Out.)
Megaturret attacks Divine Waffle for 50 damage!

No stats changed.

((I stored the ubers, and for stats I am too lazy. I will write stats in some program and post it, ok?))

((Where is Crazee Pi Team's turn? You were supposed to activate Übercharges. Should I now activate Übercharges?))
"CRAZEE PI!!!" said Matikclocker, "Now THEY are about to unleash a Triple-Triad-Triforce attack times two! If this happens then we are DOOMED! Either we will unleash TTT attack, I will call the AC Drone, or you can kiss my team goodbye!"

But you didn't post Crazee Pi team turn.

First of all... I will post later. And second one...

Local Clockdown📡International Network

*****SERVER ACTION*****
Team Luggy is Critipowered. Combining the skills of every team against Luggy the output is: OVER ANY COMPREHENSION. We at LCIN like to make the game fair for everyone. So, following Anti-Cheat Protocol, Team Luggy is adjusted.

- Omega CEO loses ability to object subs, but sub assimilation is still possible. Each Omega CEO upgrade makes Matikclocker Bind Code outdated for him to attack Matikclocker minions.
- Clocker Platoon is protected from next 3 assimilations and 3 objections.
- Sandvich sale loss nerfed to 25% + 10% per satellite dish. So Sandvich loss is 45%, and is one time to prevent Mann Co. from losing all of money. (Because -200% per turn would make Mann Bannd bankrupt in 1 turn)
- Max 1 extra turn per character, 3 per team.
If some of the list doesn't agree then contact the operator of LCIN. Preferably at http://ovcindustries.chatango.com

((In case of Objection you said characters moved from CP cannot change back, but Mann Bannd/Rolling Out can use it to advantage to take objected enemies to them and give to CP. One little *ahem* *cough* exploit... *ahem*))

((Well...
1.You can "Update" the CEO and make everybody with a bind code be vulnerable to assimilation/objection.
2. Because most of objections are used on Clocker Platoon and soon CP would get down to 1 main and 2 or 1 sub.
3. Ok. 50% one-time Sandvich sale loss.
4. Ok.
I will post my turn in 2-3 days.))

📡The sky magically gets clear. Probably because the people from LCIN thinking impossibility to escape is against the rules.📡

💥Matikclocker uses Team Escapist! Clocker Platoon teleported out of battlefield before they will get bruised any further! Additionally neither team nor event can stop them from escaping!💥
❌Upon teleporting Clocker Platoon gets dismantled!❌

Spinster knows about upgrading poison things causing a paradox downgrading Poisonberry Pie+ to normal.
Mann Bannd leaves from the battle to Team Fortress 2.
❌Mann Bannd is DISMANTLED!❌

RoboTinder uses Teleport Magic to teleport Rolling Out away from battle.
❌Rolling Out is dismantled!❌

📣According to "surrender" protocol I must to announce easily but with big pain that *gulp* Team Luggy wins.📣

LCIN shuts down due to a hacker attack made by an stupid angry mob spawned out of thin air which is not allowed.

All servers shut down, that means The RPG Battle Thread is over.

Tie game! Nobody won!

The angry mob only took over the station on [planet name here], to have full influence the mob has to take over the other 3 stations on Cradle, Earth, Clink and the main LCIN Base set inside a hill in GJ 1214b Ophiculus Valley. Currently the mob has 20% influence over the battle.

LCIN terminates Anti-Air Blue Shells. Unfortunately only 80% bullets are terminated.
The following people are hit: Tanker, Bwaaah, Frydry, Savio.

LCIN terminates the Magical Angry 'Game Destroyer' mob. Influence of this stupid entity makes LCIN have only 80% chance of termination.
/roll die
The mob has been terminated and LCIN regains control over the Station Crackers. Yeah, crackers.

Continue in one of the game modes...

LCIN changes battle type to Control Points.
Control Points: The goal is to take over LCIN Stations. Each Station has 3 Satellites. Take over the Satellites to control the station. Control all 4 stations to begin taking over the main LCIN base. Each Station captured increases the team power by 10%. To win take over the main station. Only 2 teams battle, 1 per person.

Or you can choose Territory Control.
Territory Control: Look at this map.
C-C-C-N-L-L-L
C means Clocker Platoon, L means Team Luggy, N is the neutral area, letter in bold means the territory under attack.
Destroy the Reactor to take over the base.
Reactor has 2000 hp and cannot be healed.
The winner is the team which took over the opponent's home world.
Matikclocker Homeworld-Matikclocker Defenses-Matikclocker Radar-Controllizer 2000-Luggy Radar-Luggy Defenses-Luggy Homeworld

Which option you choose?
[Control Points-Territory Control-Return To Game]

🔥An aperture of OVC Industries opens and a giant robot emerges from it. This is the robot SO DESTRUCTIVE that everyone FEARS it, wielding the ALMIGHTY Hammer of Divinity with DESTRUCTIVE and RANDOM power. This is...
MATIKCLOCKER ALPHA! (2500hp, 500 shield)
Matikclocker Alpha throws the Hammer of Divinity on Luggybot, Omega CEO and Battle Armor Mittens. Luggybot takes 400 damage due to an direct hit, 50 damage to each of other people listed above. Übercharge interrupted.
Divine Power causes unwearable strong Poison effect on Luggybot for 3 turns. Each turn he takes 150 damage.🔥
🔥That's not the end! Teslaload uses Nuke Charge on Luggybot causing 300 damage and 75 damage to: Underworld RoboLawyer, Robo-Mittens, MEDIC! and BBB.🔥
🔥Heavytank Shield joins the fun by setting an Ultracannon lasting 3 turns on Luggybot. Ultracannon is immune to everything and each hit is lowered to 10. Overally it has 250 hp. Ultracannon attacks Luggy for 200 damage.🔥
The rest (Frydry, Plasmanator, Nanonizer) charge.

🔥MannEd, MannMann and Mannator uses Super Payload Attack! Luggybot took 600 damage!🔥
Mann Bannd charges...
Savio retries the peace treaty. This time he asks Pastry Lords for uniting with CP.
Signing will give Bonkers, Spinster and Savio himself to Pastry Lords.
Pastry Lords cannot sign Luggy's offer. Sign or not!
Workers sabotaged the LuggyTV Station. LuggyTV has no influence on battle for 2 turns!

Tanker summons 5 workers.
Tinder conjures 15 workers.
Bwaaah! calls for 10 workers.
Megaturret attacks Strange Tower for 50 damage.
The workers are upgrading Megaturret. ETA 1.

Matikclocker Alpha 2500 S500/2500 S500
Teslaload 750/750
Heavytank-Shield 750 S250
The rest of team 500/500
Mann Co. Workers 45

MannEd 750/750
MannMann 500/500
Mannator 500/500
The rest of Mann Bannd 500/500 each
Tanker 750/750
RoboTinder 750/750
Bwaaah! 500/500
Megaturret Tier 1/10, 30 Workers

"No mercy, Luggy. You destroyed my minions for too long, time to end it!"
Energyload and Heavyduty Charge reinforce Matikclocker.
"Ok guys. The chance that we survive is so high as rain on Sahara. You know, there is little to no rain. Ok, let's say fellas, we have no chances to survive. Everyone will take damage in various ways and some might not live another day. Ok guys, let's do this before Luggy and Omega CEO retaliate and will doom us."

((Press FIRE button))

Matikclocker presses FIRE Button, and here the carnage begins...
(To Be Continued, Crazee Pi will write the ending.)

((EDIT: I'd prefer the name of the cannon: The Cannon of Final Alignment, Imminent Endgame Gun or Ultimate Carnage Railgun.
Should I create a sequel to this game? And can I use Luggy to make a prologue in the sequel?))

"Ok people, looks like we managed to survive this apoca-Energyload?!"
Matikclocker ran over to Energyload which was lying on the ground.
"NANONIZER COME HERE AND REPAIR!!!" shouted Matikclocker.
"But Nanonizer disintegrated before the laser blast." whispered Heavyduty.
Matikclocker started screaming.
"Nooooooooooooooooooo-"
"Um, something happened?" said Energyload.
How did she survive the laser blast?! She is very fragile and weak!
"I will miss her so much, like for example Protocon, or Electrocon, or- Energyload?! Is that really you?"
Matikclocker ran up to Energyload and hugger her very much. ((Yeah, why not?))
"DON'T DO IT ANYMORE, YOU HEARD? NOT ANYMORE!"
Then Clocker Platoon went onto a helicopter.
"Next stop: Clink!"
And they returned to Clink for repairs and system upgrades.

What about Rolling Out and Mann Bannd?

Mann Bannd went onto a helicopter which returned them to Team Fortress 2.
Tinder was once more resurrected by Tanker's love.
And they returned to the moon of Clink: Tankobo.

The OVC Industries building corroded and the structure fell on the ground.
Same does to Mann Co. and Megaturret. They are no longer needed.
Robo-Tinder exploded since there was no magic.
Bonkers, Savio and Frydry remained to roam and regrow it back.
But they died due to no oxygen.
The [insert planet name here] was then abandoned for very, very long time..
The Clocker Platoon... is victorious.
But not for long, as there might be one of Pastry Lords or Luggy's minions still alive and wanting to regenerate Luggy and his pack.