Spiral Knights - The RPG battle thread.

The RPG battle thread.

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Wed, 06/24/2015 - 06:18

#51

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((I'm guessing you still control BBB))

📺 LuggyTV: No new news. 📺

Four strange towers rise out of the ground and begin healing Luggybot for 200 damage each turn!
Luggybot slaps Tinder for 550 damage!
The Paparazzi distract the Manns with lots of cameras! Payload was redirected onto the Paparazzi for half damage!
Mittens begins charging...
RoboMittens summons 5 workers!
The Underworld CEO goes over to the Mince Pie Monster that promises a treaty giving TWO minions. The Mince Pie Monster accepts this treaty. The Underworld CEO then walks over to Matikclocker and puts duct tape on their mouth, preventing them from saying you-know-what.
The Underworld RoboLawyer begins charging...
MEDIC begins charging...
Spinster goes undercover as the a minion of MannEd and throws harmless rocks at everyone in the Clocker Platoon, annoying them. The treaty is damaged by 50!
The workers bake a Divine Waffle!
The workers build a RoboGranny!
The new workers work on the bakery.
The Divine Waffle and RoboGranny go over to the Pastry Lords.
The LuggyTV station summons a satellite dish in the sky. LuggyTV now has a greater effect!

The Mince Pie Monster begins charging...
Slurpuff begins charging...
Nyan Cat begins charging...
The RoboGranny bakes a tart.
The Divine Waffle hangs around the Underworld CEO as thanks for helping the Pastry Lords.
💥 The Angry Apple Pie bites Tinder for 75 damage! Tinder was defeated! The death of Tinder caused the shield to be disabled. 💥
The Supportive Muffin casts "DEFENSE" UP on the Angry Apple Pie!

Crazee Pi: 700/800, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Vince: 600/600, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Joe: 500/500, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snarbolax: 750/1250, PROTECTING MONSTERS AT SHRINE (∞)
Cage: 100/100, JELLIES (5), AUTO-SLICERS (1)
Shrine of the Corruption: CORRUPTION POINTS (0), CORRUPTION PERCENT (8), LITTLE EATER (1), EATER OF SOULS (1), BIG EATER (1/2)
Little Eater: 10/10, AMOUNT (9), ATTACHED (∞)
Eater of Souls: 20/20, AMOUNT (6), ATTACHED (∞)
Big Eater: 50/50, AMOUNT (3), ATTACHED (∞)

LUGGYBOT: 4200/5000, PHASE (2), AUTO-HEAL (200), CHARGED (∞)
Battle-Armor Mittens: 60/60, AUTO-REVIVE (8), UBER-CHARGED (∞)
RoboMittens: 30/30, AUTO-REVIVE (6)
Underworld CEO: 550/700, AUTO-REVIVE (∞), CHARGED (∞)
Underworld RoboLawyer: 350/350, CHARGED (∞)
MEDIC: 290/300, CHARGED (∞)
Spinster: 350/350
Thick Blast Door: 750/750, PROTECTING WORKERS (∞)
LUGGYBASE: WORKERS (30), TURRET (3)
LuggyTV Station: 1000/1000, SATELLITES (1)
Paparazzi: 200/500

Mince Pie Monster: 1000/1000, AUTO-HEAL (100)
Slurpuff: 700/700, AUTO-HEAL (50)
Nyan Cat: 600/600, AUTO-HEAL (50)
Angry Apple Pie: 250+125/250+125, AUTO-HEAL (25), ATTACK UP (1), "DEFENSE" UP (2)
Supportive Muffin: 300/300, AUTO-HEAL (25)
Divine Waffle: 350/350, REVIVING UNDERWORLD CEO (∞)
RoboGranny: 300/300
Bakery: UNDER CONSTRUCTION (1), TARTS (1)

Strange Tower: 150/150, HEALING LUGGYBOT (50)
Strange Tower: 150/150, HEALING LUGGYBOT (50)
Strange Tower: 150/150, HEALING LUGGYBOT (50)
Strange Tower: 150/150, HEALING LUGGYBOT (50)

Matikclocker and MannEd's peace treaty: 280/500
Crazee Pi and Matikclocker's peace treaty: 500/500
Luggy and Mince Monster's peace treaty: 500/500

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 07:57

#52

Matikclocker

Matikclocker can't stand more

Matikclocker can't stand more of Luggybot!
((My Übercharge is interrupted or not?))
If charged:
🔥Matikclocker X activates Emergency Jetpack! Matikclocker X, Energyload and Heavyduty Charge escape to planet Clink!🔥
If not:
💥Matikclocker X surrenders! Matikclocker, Energyload, Heavyduty and OVC Industries self-destruct!💥
Regardless whether übercharge is unleashed or not, the outcome is:
❌Clocker Platoon is dismantled! Plasmanator, EMPLloyd, and Frydry go to Rolling Out!❌
MannEd Peace Treaty is destroyed!
Crazee Pi Treaty is destroyed!

Now to Rolling Out.
Tanker is very sad because of Tinder's death. This amount of love resurrects Tinder!
🔮Retreat, they're respawning!🔮
Tinder accepts Plasmanator, EMPLloyd and Frydry.
Tinder changes name of EMPLloyd to Electron.
🔨Tinder starts conjuring Zeppelin to escape like CP. ETA 3 turns +3 to escape. 3000 HP, also final boss. 3 phases and shield value 1000.🔨
Tanker, Plasmanator, Electron and Frydry shield Tinder.
Bwaaah screams at Tinder to motivate her. ETA speeded up by ETA 1!
BBB leaves Rolling Out and joins Team Luggy. Bwaaah is the new main character in Rolling Out!

🔨Mann Bannd constructs Escort Tank to escape, but due to amount of Manns they finish construction. (2500hp)🔨
🚨Mann Bannd escapes! ETA 2 turn!🚨

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 08:42

#53

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((It was not.))

📺 LuggyTV: THERE IS NO ESCAPE. 📺

THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO ESCAPE

Luggy appears to be talking to someone through the radio. He then shoots repeatedly at the sky! The sky is darkened as thousands of blue shells cover the skies! It is now impossible to escape until Luggy is defeated!
The blue shells knock Matikclocker, Energyload, and Heavyduty Charge out of the sky!

"MATIKCLOCKER," shouts Crazee Pi to the CP, "DO NOT GIVE UP JUST YET! I HAVE FOUND THE SECRET TO DEFEATING LUGGYBOT, WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAS DOING ALL THIS TIME? ME, THE MANN MASTER, AND YOU MUST ALL RELEASE A TRIPLE TRIAD TRIFORCE ATTACK AT THE SAME TIME, WHICH IS BASICALLY JUST YOU AND YOUR SUBS ALL RELEASING A UBER-CHARGE AT ONCE, EXCEPT THIS WOULD BE A TRIPLE TRIAD TRIFORCE ATTACK TIMES 3, SO BASICALLY IT'S A TRIPLE TRIAD TRIFORCE ATTACK OF THE THIRD DEGREE! I'VE LINKED ALL OUR UBER-CHARGES UP SO THAT IF ONE OF US GETS INTERRUPTED, WE ALL DO! IT MAKES IT EASIER TO UNLEASH THIS ATTACK!"

Crazee Pi: 700/800, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Vince: 600/600, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Joe: 500/500, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snarbolax: 750/1250, PROTECTING JOE (∞), PROTECTING VINCE (∞), PROTECTING CRAZEE PI (∞)
Thorn Wall: 350/350, COUNTER (50)
Cage: 100/100, JELLIES (5), AUTO-SLICERS (1)
Shrine of the Corruption: CORRUPTION POINTS (0), CORRUPTION PERCENT (8), LITTLE EATER (1), EATER OF SOULS (1), BIG EATER (2/2)
Little Eater: 10/10, AMOUNT (10), ATTACHED (∞)
Eater of Souls: 20/20, AMOUNT (7), ATTACHED (∞)
Big Eater: 50/50, AMOUNT (4), ATTACHED (∞)

Mince Pie Monster: 1000/1000, CHARGED (∞), AUTO-HEAL (100)
Slurpuff: 700/700, CHARGED (∞), AUTO-HEAL (50)
Nyan Cat: 600/600, CHARGED (∞), AUTO-HEAL (50)
Angry Apple Pie: 250+125/250+125, AUTO-HEAL (25), ATTACK UP (2), "DEFENSE" UP (1)
Supportive Muffin: 300/300, AUTO-HEAL (25)
Divine Waffle: 350/350, REVIVING UNDERWORLD CEO (∞)
RoboGranny: 300/300
Bakery: UNDER CONSTRUCTION (1), TARTS (1)

Strange Tower: 150/150, HEALING LUGGYBOT (50)
Strange Tower: 150/150, HEALING LUGGYBOT (50)
Strange Tower: 150/150, HEALING LUGGYBOT (50)
Strange Tower: 150/150, HEALING LUGGYBOT (50)

Matikclocker and MannEd's peace treaty: 280/500
Crazee Pi and Matikclocker's peace treaty: 500/500
Luggy and Mince Monster's peace treaty: 500/500

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 10:08

#54

Fight-Beetle

I might join. Here's my team

Blake 5.0: Highly advanced mecha knight made for better tactical movement than any other mecha knight, comes equipped with assault rifle with penetrating rounds and a bulletproof vest to make sure. Also has frag grenades as a last resort.
hp 900/900
atk 156
def 140
sDef 357
satk 467
spd 780

Primal XIII: Secret gremlin experiment to combine over 500 hundred wolvers into the mass of a single knight. Attacks by shooting wolvers and can restore health by absorbing wolvers into the black hole inside it's body.
hp 825308
atk 698
def 3
sdef 5
spd -5, it can bend time to reach new peaks of slowness.

Zooper: An anonymous slime capable of dance
hp 560
atk 214
satk 858
sdef 189
def 4170
spd 729

What do you think?

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 10:27

#55

Matikclocker

Fight-Beetle you must to

Fight-Beetle you must to create THREE teams, and your name must be included in one team. And Primal's hp is way too high.

Matikclocker X, Energyload L2 and Heavyduty synchronises übers with Mann Bannd and Crazee Pi. 🚨IMMINENT TOTAL DESTRUCTION🚨

Clocker Platoon Dismantle cancelled. Plasma, EMPL and Fry return to CP.

📡LCIN: *insert team name* enters battle! Team controlled by Fight Beetle.

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 11:06

#56

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((Matikclocker, they don't necessarily have to create three teams. They can only create one team if they want to.))

"Umm, Matikclocker, you have to begin charging for a finish-uber first," says Crazee Pi.

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 11:11

#57

Matikclocker

"Oh. I can keep a charge from

"Oh. I can keep a charge from firing if you want..."

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 11:13

#58

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((What?))

"What?" asks Crazee Pi.

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 11:15

#59

Matikclocker

((I began charging an

((I began charging an übercharge, but I can keep the charge from executing, also holding it for next turn. Or I can stop übercharge so I will charge it again.))

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 11:20

#60

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((I'm pretty sure you can already store charges so that they don't fire.))

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 11:37

#61

Matikclocker

((Finish-uppers can be

((Finish-uppers can be stored, and merging 3 uppers makes 1 über. But übers can be stored too. So I will store CP and Mann Bannd finish-über.))

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 11:44

#62

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((What? Isn't it two uppers?))

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 11:46

#63

Matikclocker

((I thought merging 2 uppers

((I thought merging 2 uppers is a bit too OP. But it can be 2 uppers to get a über. Will you post your turn?))

Thu, 06/25/2015 - 01:48

#64

Boneblinder

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

BEST QUOTE EVA.

Thu, 06/25/2015 - 15:48

#65

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((It makes more sense then 3 charges, considering that it takes two turns to get a ubercharge.

Also, why don't you display your minion's stats every turn like I do?))

Crazee Pi waits for the rest to get their uber-charges ready.

Luggybot begins charging...
Mittens summons 5 workers!
RoboMittens summons 5 workers!
The Underworld CEO begins charging...
💣 The Underworld RoboLawyer uses OBJECTION! EMPLloyd joins Team Luggy and cannot change back! 💣
EMPLloyd uses EMP attack on Tanker, they do extra damage due to the shield. EMPLloyd dealt 25 damage and stunned Tanker for a turn!
💣 MEDIC uses [Insert Finish-Upper]! The Underworld RoboLawyer and RoboGranny are given an extra turn! 💣
The Underworld RoboLawyer begins charging...
Spinster goes over to Mann Co. disguised as a minion of Matikclocker and steals a random gun, damaging the peace treaty by 50.
30 of the workers work on upgrading the Bakery so that it produces 2 pastries per turn. Due to the amount, it is finished in one turn!
The other 10 upgrade the blast door further.
LuggyTV Station summons another satellite!

The Mince Pie Monster begins charging...
Slurpuff begins charging...
Nyan Cat begins charging...
The Angry Apple Pie attacks EMPLoyed for 50 damage!
The Supportive Muffin gives the Angry Apple Pie an attack buff!
The RoboGranny bakes a Poisonberry Pie!
The RoboGranny bakes an Explosive Danish!
The Bakery produces an Aggressive Mooncake!
The Bakery produces an Explosive Danish!

Crazee Pi: 700/800, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Vince: 600/600, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Joe: 500/500, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snarbolax: 750/1250, PROTECTING JOE (∞), PROTECTING VINCE (∞), PROTECTING CRAZEE PI (∞)
Thorn Wall: 350/350, COUNTER (50), PROTECTING SNARBOLAX (∞)
Cage: 100/100, JELLIES (5), AUTO-SLICERS (1)
Shrine of the Corruption: CORRUPTION POINTS (0), CORRUPTION PERCENT (8), LITTLE EATER (1), EATER OF SOULS (1), BIG EATER (2/2)
Little Eater: 10/10, AMOUNT (10), ATTACHED (∞)
Eater of Souls: 20/20, AMOUNT (7), ATTACHED (∞)
Big Eater: 50/50, AMOUNT (4), ATTACHED (∞)

LUGGYBOT: 4400/5000, PHASE (2), AUTO-HEAL (200), UBERCHARGED (∞)
Battle-Armor Mittens: 60/60, AUTO-REVIVE (8), UBERCHARGED (∞)
RoboMittens: 30/30, AUTO-REVIVE (6)
Underworld CEO: 550/700, AUTO-REVIVE (∞), UBERCHARGED (∞)
Underworld RoboLawyer: 350/350, CHARGED (∞)
MEDIC: 290/300, CHARGED (∞)
Spinster: 350/350
EMPLloyd: 350/350
Thicker Blast Door: 1000/1000, PROTECTING WORKERS (∞)
LUGGYBASE: WORKERS (40), TURRET (3)
LuggyTV Station: 1000/1000, SATELLITES (2)
Paparazzi: 200/500

Mince Pie Monster: 1000/1000, UBERCHARGED (∞), AUTO-HEAL (100)
Slurpuff: 700/700, UBERCHARGED (∞), AUTO-HEAL (50)
Nyan Cat: 600/600, UBERCHARGED (∞), AUTO-HEAL (50)
Angry Apple Pie: 250+125/250+125, AUTO-HEAL (25), ATTACK UP (2) "DEFENSE" UP (1)
Supportive Muffin: 300/300, AUTO-HEAL (25)
Divine Waffle: 350/350, REVIVING UNDERWORLD CEO (∞)
RoboGranny: 300/300
Bakery: HEALTHY TART (1), POISONBERRY PIE (1), AGGRESSIVE MOONCAKE (1), EXPLOSIVE DANISH (2)

Strange Tower: 150/150, HEALING LUGGYBOT (50)
Strange Tower: 150/150, HEALING LUGGYBOT (50)
Strange Tower: 150/150, HEALING LUGGYBOT (50)
Strange Tower: 150/150, HEALING LUGGYBOT (50)

Matikclocker and MannEd's peace treaty: 230/500
Crazee Pi and Matikclocker's peace treaty: 500/500
Luggy and Mince Monster's peace treaty: 500/500

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 16:10

#66

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

I posted on the wrong thread.

Ignore me.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 12:10

#67

Matikclocker

📰Overclocker: Zombies control

📰Overclocker: Zombies control Team Luggy?!
Nanonizer recently watched LuggyTV, where the only thing they said here was:
"THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO ESCAPE..."
"Boop-bip-bleep-bap!" (They are too insane!) said Nanonizer on interview.
Matikclocker and Nanonizer work on some module preventing loss of units.
"Beep-bop-biip-bap-blink-bleep-bloop" (Module will immune minions to freaky objection)
"We are experimenting on some bind code which will remove losses of our forces to Luggy, making him target either Crazee Pi or Mann Bannd, but we also make for them the bind codes."
Matikclcoker explains how this work. Each minion has a bind code unique to one person. This makes minions bind with people with the same tag and never leave the binded person. This makes people immune to some guy which names won't be revealed. *cough ahem Underworld CEO cough*

Underworld RoboLawyer was under effects of Tesla Ultrashock, so attempt to move EMPLloyd failed.
Matikclocker starts upgrading blueprints of Plasmanator to include some module binding Plasma to Clocker indefinitely. ETA 1.
Heavytank stores the charge until Crazee Pi will load.
Matikclocker and Overclocked Energyload R2 do the same.
Heavytank and OVC Energyload R2 upgrade EMPLloyd and Frydry. ETA 1 turn.
Nanonizer...
If charged:
Nanonizer unleashes SPEED UP BY GEMS finish-upper! Plasmanator and EMPLloyd are upgraded and are immune to Underworld CEO assimilation watch and OBJECTION finish-upper!
If not:
Nanonizer starts upgrade of Matikclocker X. ETA 3 turns.
EMPLloyd uses Jam on Underworld CEO! Underworld CEO's assimilation watch is unusable for 1 turn!
Frydry fries Divine Waffle. 30 damage!

MannEd, MannMann and Mannator get very mad of Luggy. And they store übers.
Le Manns Sponsoring complete! Now the time of truth... 75% chance of succeeding!
/rolls die
SUCCESS! Le Manns moves Spinster to Mann Bannd!

Mann Co. Weapons sale complete!
1 product sold, 1 new minion (Bonkers)

Mann Co. sells Sandvich! Fully tested, scientifically tested, full safe...

📻MannFM: Sandvich!
Mann Co. sells yummy Sandviches! Yummy food tested by every organisation, so you know it's safe! We use very good and healthy ingredients and bread without tumors to make this edible! Go to Mann Co. today and get your own Sandvich!📻

Sandvich sale speeded up!
2 sandviches SOLD! Savio joins Mann Bannd!
Mann Bannd charges...
Bonkers powers Spinster's next disguise! Treaty damage multiplier 1.5!
Spinster disguises as MEDIC and puts some poison syringes to Pastry Lords pies. Luggy and Mince Pie Monster Treaty damaged by 50 + 25 because of multiplier!
📋Savio goes to Mince Pie Monster with a treaty to unite Pastry Lords with Mann Bannd and Clocker Platoon.
Sign and get a lot of sandviches. This makes one unit join Mann Bannd.
Don't sign and let Matikclocker X's rage become more active so his über will be more powerful.
Shred and make Nanonizer instacharge Crazee Pi's übers.
Modify. Outcomes: Treaty sign/Plasmanator denial.📋

💻RollBook:💻
Tinder: This Luggy team is some kind of zombie! 😱 ((Because of last LuggyTV issue))
Tanker: Whew, but we can fend them one-by-one!
Bwaaah: Bwaaaaaaah! (Chaaaaarge!)
Worker 1: Bi-bi-bop! (Megaturret!)
Worker 2: BI-BAP-BEEP! (SUMMON SOMETHING!)
BBB: Stupid soundmakers. 😒

Since it's impossible to escape, the whole Zeppelin was changed to Megaturret. ETA 3 turns.
Bwaaah motivates Tinder by screaming. ETA speeded up by 1!
Tanker summons workers. ETA speeded up by 1!
Tinder summons more workers.
Megaturret is ready! (Megaturret is also the base of Rolling Out.)
Megaturret attacks Divine Waffle for 50 damage!

No stats changed.

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 15:52

#68

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((How am I supposed to know if you're ubercharged or not if you don't post your stats each turn? If you don't I'm just going to assume you're not.))

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 01:03

#69

Matikclocker

((I stored the ubers, and for

((I stored the ubers, and for stats I am too lazy. I will write stats in some program and post it, ok?))

Thu, 07/02/2015 - 16:24

#70

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((You just have to copy and paste something each turn like me and make minor edits to it.))

Tesla Ultrashock was used on the Underworld RoboLawyer too long ago to have any effect now, causing a paradox that results in the Megaturret needing one more turn (as EMPLloyd shocked Tanker) and the Divine Waffle gaining back the 50 health it lost!
The poison syringes caused the Poisonberry Pie to be upgraded to a Poisonberry Pie+, because poisoning a pie that's already supposed to poison really isn't a good idea.
The peace treaty offered by Savio was removed from existence by the magic angry mob due to abusing peace treaties, because seriously, why would they be more likely to join Mann Bannd then the Clocker Platoon when they're both the same side?

📺 LuggyTV: Mann Co is forcing people to say their products are good?!? 📺

As of recent, Mann Co has gone on claiming that their new Sandviches are good, but judging by the poor quality of their half-muffins, their claims are suspicious. More on this with Mitten, who is currently interviewing a scientist Mann Co attempted to get to review their products." The camera then switched to one inside a lab. There was a scientist who notably had a black eye.

"Meow meow meow?" asked Mittens.

"Well, I was in my lab when I received a phone call from Mann Co asking me to taste their sandvich and spread the word of how good it is. I was a bit skeptical at first, considering what I had heard, but I was sure that it wasn't true, so I said yes. Soon a Mann with a suitcase showed up at my lab with a sandwich. I tested it, and it was the biggest piece of [REDACTED] I had ever tasted. I mean, it was so bad that I almost puked. The Mann then told me 'Go and spread the word about how delicious our sandviches are now,' and I said '[REDACTED] no, this tastes terrible.' The Mann then opened his suitcase, revealing it was full of money, and told me that I would only get the money if I spread the word about how 'delicious' it was. I refused, what kind of [REDACTED]-up person decides to take money in order to fool people into buying sandviches that taste like [REDACTED]? The Mann looked at me straight in the eye before he beat me up, as you can see by my eye. He then said 'to not tell anyone about this then or he would finish the job.'"

"Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow!" said Mittens. The camera then switched to back to the one with the normal news reporter.

"Currently, this scientist is under the protection of Luggybot, in order to prevent this Mann from coming back to kill him."

The Towers refocus their efforts into giving Luggy an extra turn, allowing him to prepare his Ubercharge and attack in the same turn!
Luggybot begins uberpreperation...
Luggybot shoots a ton of bullets at Tinder! Tinder took 500 damage.
Battle-Armor Mittens begins uberpreperation...
The Underworld CEO begins uberpreperation...
MEDIC begins charging...
RoboMittens scratches Tinder for 50 damage!
The Paparazzi flashed a bunch of cameras in the Megaturret's face! The attack was redirected towards them for 25 damage! This also healed the treaty for 10 points.
All of the workers work together in order to upgrade the Underworld CEO to the the Omega CEO! The Omega CEO's regular old pocket watch is upgraded to an Omega Watch, which allows the Omega CEO to attack by flailing the Omega Watch like a flail. Note the attack can still cause an enemy to convert to team Luggy for a turn. The watch can still be jammed in order to prevent the Omega CEO from changing the sides of enemies with a regular attack, but it does not prevent the Omega CEO from attacking. The Omega Watch also allows him to use finish-uppers on anything immune to his finish-uppers (aside from things like subs, of course) The upgrade also increases the Omega CEO's health and fully heals him.
The Underworld RoboLawyer suddenly begins firing a stamina restoring beam at the Omega CEO, giving them an extra turn each turn!
The LuggyTV station decreases the chances of a Sandvich selling each turn to 100%.
The Satellites decrease it further down to 50%.
BBB summons 5 more workers...

The Mince Pie Monster begins uberpreperation...
Slurpuff begins uberpreperation...
Nyan Cat begins uberpreperation...
The Angry Apple Pie smashes into Tinder for 75 damage! 💥 Tinder was defeated and is prevented from randomly reviving the next turn with full health and no negative effects, or for that matter, reviving at all. 💥
The Supportive Muffin gives the Omega CEO a defense buff! This heals the treaty by 10.
The Divine Waffle switches targets to the Underworld RoboLawyer! The Divine Waffle also heals the treaty by 5 every turn as long as they are reviving a minion of Team Luggy.
The RoboGranny bakes an Explosive Danish.
The Bakery bakes two Explosive Danishes.

Crazee Pi: 700/800, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Vince: 600/600, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Joe: 500/500, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snarbolax: 750/1250, PROTECTING JOE (∞), PROTECTING VINCE (∞), PROTECTING CRAZEE PI (∞)
Thorn Wall: 350/350, COUNTER (50), PROTECTING SNARBOLAX (∞)
Cage: 100/100, JELLIES (5), AUTO-SLICERS (1)
Shrine of the Corruption: CORRUPTION POINTS (5), CORRUPTION PERCENT (8), LITTLE EATER (1), EATER OF SOULS (1), BIG EATER (1/2)
Little Eater: 10/10, AMOUNT (11), ATTACHED (∞)
Eater of Souls: 20/20, AMOUNT (8), ATTACHED (∞)
Big Eater: 50/50, AMOUNT (5), ATTACHED (∞)

LUGGYBOT: 4400/5000, PHASE (2), AUTO-HEAL (200), UBERCHARGED (∞), TURNS (2/2)
Battle-Armor Mittens: 60/60, AUTO-REVIVE (8), UBERCHARGED (∞)
RoboMittens: 30/30, AUTO-REVIVE (6)
Omega CEO: 1000+500/1000+500, UBERCHARGED (∞), DEFENSE UP (2)
Underworld RoboLawyer: 350/350, AUTO-REVIVE (∞), GIVING OMEGA CEO EXTRA TURN (1)
MEDIC: 290/300, CHARGED (∞)
Spinster: 350/350
EMPLloyd: 350/350
Thicker Blast Door: 1000/1000, PROTECTING WORKERS (∞)
LUGGYBASE: WORKERS (45), TURRET (3)
LuggyTV Station: 1000/1000, SATELLITES (2)
BBB: 100/100, SHIELD (1250/1250)

Mince Pie Monster: 1000/1000, UBERCHARGED (∞), AUTO-HEAL (100)
Slurpuff: 700/700, UBERCHARGED (∞), AUTO-HEAL (50)
Nyan Cat: 600/600, UBERCHARGED (∞), AUTO-HEAL (50)
Angry Apple Pie: 250/250, AUTO-HEAL (25), ATTACK UP (1)
Supportive Muffin: 300/300, AUTO-HEAL (25)
Divine Waffle: 350/350, REVIVING UNDERWORLD CEO (∞)
RoboGranny: 300/300
Bakery: HEALTHY TART (1), POISONBERRY PIE+ (1), AGGRESSIVE MOONCAKE (1), EXPLOSIVE DANISH (5)

Strange Tower: 150/150, GIVING LUGGYBOT EXTRA TURN (1/4)
Strange Tower: 150/150, GIVING LUGGYBOT EXTRA TURN (1/4)
Strange Tower: 150/150, GIVING LUGGYBOT EXTRA TURN (1/4)
Strange Tower: 150/150, GIVING LUGGYBOT EXTRA TURN (1/4)

Matikclocker and MannEd's peace treaty: 230/500
Crazee Pi and Matikclocker's peace treaty: 500/500
Luggy and Mince Monster's peace treaty: 450/500, AUTO-HEAL (5)

Thu, 07/02/2015 - 23:57

#71

Matikclocker

((Where is Crazee Pi Team's

((Where is Crazee Pi Team's turn? You were supposed to activate Übercharges. Should I now activate Übercharges?))
"CRAZEE PI!!!" said Matikclocker, "Now THEY are about to unleash a Triple-Triad-Triforce attack times two! If this happens then we are DOOMED! Either we will unleash TTT attack, I will call the AC Drone, or you can kiss my team goodbye!"

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 07:51

#72

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

Bump.

Forgot to mention that you need to stop their triple triad triforce attack to the second power at all costs.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 08:15

#73

Matikclocker

But you didn't post Crazee Pi

But you didn't post Crazee Pi team turn.

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 16:03

#74

Pipipipipi

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

I realize that I forgot.

Just pretend that everyone on my team was too busy worshiping the corruption that they forgot to do something this turn.

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 03:43

#75

Matikclocker

First of all... I will post

First of all... I will post later. And second one...

Local Clockdown📡International Network

*****SERVER ACTION*****
Team Luggy is Critipowered. Combining the skills of every team against Luggy the output is: OVER ANY COMPREHENSION. We at LCIN like to make the game fair for everyone. So, following Anti-Cheat Protocol, Team Luggy is adjusted.

- Omega CEO loses ability to object subs, but sub assimilation is still possible. Each Omega CEO upgrade makes Matikclocker Bind Code outdated for him to attack Matikclocker minions.
- Clocker Platoon is protected from next 3 assimilations and 3 objections.
- Sandvich sale loss nerfed to 25% + 10% per satellite dish. So Sandvich loss is 45%, and is one time to prevent Mann Co. from losing all of money. (Because -200% per turn would make Mann Bannd bankrupt in 1 turn)
- Max 1 extra turn per character, 3 per team.
If some of the list doesn't agree then contact the operator of LCIN. Preferably at http://ovcindustries.chatango.com

((In case of Objection you said characters moved from CP cannot change back, but Mann Bannd/Rolling Out can use it to advantage to take objected enemies to them and give to CP. One little *ahem* *cough* exploit... *ahem*))

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 16:53

#76

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((1. Omega CEO was already unable to use objection on subs but yet assimilate them. Also there are no more upgrades to him, but I guess I could put in upgrades that do nothing but outdate the bind code.
2. How does that involve anything?
3. Meanwhile, the radio station was able to get sandwich's sold each turn to 200% instantly without any sort of upgrades or assistance. Clearly if it can do that then I don't see what's wrong with the LuggyTV station plus upgrades decreasing it that much. Also change it to 30% because that's an even number.
4. Fine.

EDIT: Random bump.))

Mon, 07/13/2015 - 00:02

#77

Matikclocker

((Well...1.You can "Update"

((Well...
1.You can "Update" the CEO and make everybody with a bind code be vulnerable to assimilation/objection.
2. Because most of objections are used on Clocker Platoon and soon CP would get down to 1 main and 2 or 1 sub.
3. Ok. 50% one-time Sandvich sale loss.
4. Ok.
I will post my turn in 2-3 days.))

Sun, 07/19/2015 - 10:18

#78

Pipipipipi

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((The Omega CEO really hasn't used all that much objections on Clocker Platoon. The only things I can think of is EMPLloyd and Spinster, which is only 2 people out of 3 he or his robot clone has used objections on.

Also it's been 3 days.))

Sun, 07/19/2015 - 11:02

#79

Matikclocker

Game over!

📡The sky magically gets clear. Probably because the people from LCIN thinking impossibility to escape is against the rules.📡

💥Matikclocker uses Team Escapist! Clocker Platoon teleported out of battlefield before they will get bruised any further! Additionally neither team nor event can stop them from escaping!💥
❌Upon teleporting Clocker Platoon gets dismantled!❌

Spinster knows about upgrading poison things causing a paradox downgrading Poisonberry Pie+ to normal.
Mann Bannd leaves from the battle to Team Fortress 2.
❌Mann Bannd is DISMANTLED!❌

RoboTinder uses Teleport Magic to teleport Rolling Out away from battle.
❌Rolling Out is dismantled!❌

📣According to "surrender" protocol I must to announce easily but with big pain that *gulp* Team Luggy wins.📣

Sun, 07/19/2015 - 12:33

#80

Pipipipipi

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

A magical angry mob invades LCIN, completely taking over the place. They then unmagic the sky before taking away the ALLOW ESCAPE button so only the mob can allow escape.

Clocker Platoon is hit by the blue shells and is unable to escape!
Mann Bannd is hit by the blue shells and is unable to escape!
Rolling Out is hit by the blue shells and is unable to escape!

((If you're going to quit, you could at least finish the almost done game first.))

Sun, 07/19/2015 - 14:04

#81

Matikclocker

Looks like there must be DRASTIC things over there.

LCIN shuts down due to a hacker attack made by an stupid angry mob spawned out of thin air which is not allowed.

All servers shut down, that means The RPG Battle Thread is over.

Tie game! Nobody won!

Sun, 07/19/2015 - 14:55

#82

Pipipipipi

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

Fortunately, the magical angry mob who did not spawn out of thin air have a backup server that can only be accessed by them, and thus zee game continues.

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 02:14

#83

Matikclocker

The angry mob only took over

The angry mob only took over the station on [planet name here], to have full influence the mob has to take over the other 3 stations on Cradle, Earth, Clink and the main LCIN Base set inside a hill in GJ 1214b Ophiculus Valley. Currently the mob has 20% influence over the battle.

LCIN terminates Anti-Air Blue Shells. Unfortunately only 80% bullets are terminated.
The following people are hit: Tanker, Bwaaah, Frydry, Savio.

LCIN terminates the Magical Angry 'Game Destroyer' mob. Influence of this stupid entity makes LCIN have only 80% chance of termination.
/roll die
The mob has been terminated and LCIN regains control over the Station Crackers. Yeah, crackers.

Continue in one of the game modes...

LCIN changes battle type to Control Points.
Control Points: The goal is to take over LCIN Stations. Each Station has 3 Satellites. Take over the Satellites to control the station. Control all 4 stations to begin taking over the main LCIN base. Each Station captured increases the team power by 10%. To win take over the main station. Only 2 teams battle, 1 per person.

Or you can choose Territory Control.
Territory Control: Look at this map.
C-C-C-N-L-L-L
C means Clocker Platoon, L means Team Luggy, N is the neutral area, letter in bold means the territory under attack.
Destroy the Reactor to take over the base.
Reactor has 2000 hp and cannot be healed.
The winner is the team which took over the opponent's home world.
Matikclocker Homeworld-Matikclocker Defenses-Matikclocker Radar-Controllizer 2000-Luggy Radar-Luggy Defenses-Luggy Homeworld

Which option you choose?
[Control Points-Territory Control-Return To Game]

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 07:42

#84

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((Waiting for you in the New Kind of Roleplaying Game))

The magic angry mob can't die, and take over all other satellites, stations, and the main station before returning the blue shells to the sky and hitting everyone who attempted escape with said blue shells. They then push the button that says "CONTINUE THE GAME WITHOUT THOSE GAMEMODES, YOU'RE LIKE TWO TURNS AWAY FROM DEFEATING LUGGY, AND CONSIDERING YOU HAVE A TON OF 500 HEALTH THINGS TO GUARD EVERYONE DOING THE UBERPREPERATION I DON'T SEE HOW YOU COULD FAIL. HOW IS THIS ALL PRINTED ON A BUTTON?"

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 09:44

#85

Matikclocker

🔥An aperture of OVC

🔥An aperture of OVC Industries opens and a giant robot emerges from it. This is the robot SO DESTRUCTIVE that everyone FEARS it, wielding the ALMIGHTY Hammer of Divinity with DESTRUCTIVE and RANDOM power. This is...
MATIKCLOCKER ALPHA! (2500hp, 500 shield)
Matikclocker Alpha throws the Hammer of Divinity on Luggybot, Omega CEO and Battle Armor Mittens. Luggybot takes 400 damage due to an direct hit, 50 damage to each of other people listed above. Übercharge interrupted.
Divine Power causes unwearable strong Poison effect on Luggybot for 3 turns. Each turn he takes 150 damage.🔥
🔥That's not the end! Teslaload uses Nuke Charge on Luggybot causing 300 damage and 75 damage to: Underworld RoboLawyer, Robo-Mittens, MEDIC! and BBB.🔥
🔥Heavytank Shield joins the fun by setting an Ultracannon lasting 3 turns on Luggybot. Ultracannon is immune to everything and each hit is lowered to 10. Overally it has 250 hp. Ultracannon attacks Luggy for 200 damage.🔥
The rest (Frydry, Plasmanator, Nanonizer) charge.

🔥MannEd, MannMann and Mannator uses Super Payload Attack! Luggybot took 600 damage!🔥
Mann Bannd charges...
Savio retries the peace treaty. This time he asks Pastry Lords for uniting with CP.
Signing will give Bonkers, Spinster and Savio himself to Pastry Lords.
Pastry Lords cannot sign Luggy's offer. Sign or not!
Workers sabotaged the LuggyTV Station. LuggyTV has no influence on battle for 2 turns!

Tanker summons 5 workers.
Tinder conjures 15 workers.
Bwaaah! calls for 10 workers.
Megaturret attacks Strange Tower for 50 damage.
The workers are upgrading Megaturret. ETA 1.

Matikclocker Alpha 2500 S500/2500 S500
Teslaload 750/750
Heavytank-Shield 750 S250
The rest of team 500/500
Mann Co. Workers 45

MannEd 750/750
MannMann 500/500
Mannator 500/500
The rest of Mann Bannd 500/500 each
Tanker 750/750
RoboTinder 750/750
Bwaaah! 500/500
Megaturret Tier 1/10, 30 Workers

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 11:30

#86

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((Pastry Lords already signed Luggy's offer a long time ago.))

🔥 Crazee Pi summons a black hole! 🔥
🔥 Vince bakes a ton of muffins! 🔥
🔥 Joe pulls out his "borrowed" M1911! 🔥

Suddenly, all the items created by ubercharges, the Hammer of Divinity, the Nuke Charge, the Ultracannon, the Super Payload, the black hole, the muffins, and the M1911 all rose into the air and combined into one, forming the GIANT SUPREME CANNON OF DEATH AND STUFF. The GIANT SUPREME CANNON OF DEATH AND STUFF floated down to Matikclocker, ready to be wielded by him. Two buttons appeared on the side for Matikclocker to press, one will fire the cannon and the other was the power button, which if you press now would power down the cannon.

Luggy and the Omega CEO begged for mercy!
Mittens ran back to base, probably to hide.

((Just say which button you press and I'll say what happens when you press them. I'm not posting stats this post because both buttons will end the game.))

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 13:42

#87

Matikclocker

"No mercy, Luggy. You

"No mercy, Luggy. You destroyed my minions for too long, time to end it!"
Energyload and Heavyduty Charge reinforce Matikclocker.
"Ok guys. The chance that we survive is so high as rain on Sahara. You know, there is little to no rain. Ok, let's say fellas, we have no chances to survive. Everyone will take damage in various ways and some might not live another day. Ok guys, let's do this before Luggy and Omega CEO retaliate and will doom us."

((Press FIRE button))

Matikclocker presses FIRE Button, and here the carnage begins...
(To Be Continued, Crazee Pi will write the ending.)

((EDIT: I'd prefer the name of the cannon: The Cannon of Final Alignment, Imminent Endgame Gun or Ultimate Carnage Railgun.
Should I create a sequel to this game? And can I use Luggy to make a prologue in the sequel?))

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 14:08

#88

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

((EDIT: I already have plans for a sequel. Unlike this one there will be a map that units can move around, along with random events (such as bosses appearing at the edge of the map). Another difference is that bosses won't be part of any team, and aside from the final boss the only way bosses will appear is through random events. The final boss will be at the center of the map the entire game, but don't worry as the boss won't attack unless provoked or they see you doing something bad. Every X turns the final boss will open its many eyes and check to see if anybody is doing anything bad. I also plan for some sort of black market that will open every X turns and sell illegal items such as copies of enemy units. There might also be some sort of "white market" which sells legal items that opens whenever a black market is supposed to open but the final boss has opened its eyes.))

Luggy watched as Matikclocker moved his hand towards the fire button. "Wait-a!" said Luggy, "Before you push the button-a, are you sure-a what you are doing is really right-a? Will killing me-a really make you a better person-a? Will it fix all your problems-a? Do you really-a want this?"

"Of course he wants it!" said the cloaked figure who gave Luggy Luggybot, who was now coming out of Luggy's base. The cloaked figure walked over to Matikclocker, who was probably trying to decide which button he should press now. "He doesn't care about mercy, isn't that right?" The cloaked figure suddenly grabbed Matikclocker's hand and thrust it into the fire button. "See? No cares at all!"

"Why are you-a doing this?" asked Luggy.

"I'll let you figure that one out, until then, goodbye." Suddenly the cloaked figure disappeared into thin air. Meanwhile the GIANT SUPREME CANNON OF DEATH AND STUFF had charged up and suddenly fired a giant laser beam towards Team Luggy and Pastry Lords. The members of both teams blew up for some reason as the laser hit them. Luggy's base and the Pastry Lord's bakery blew up as well, causing debris to fly everywhere. After the laser was done firing, the land hit by the laser was a wasteland, a ton of broken blue shells were lying on the ground, and the GIANT SUPREME CANNON OF DEATH AND STUFF had fallen to pieces and was now a useless pile of junk.

💥 Team Luggy was defeated! 💥
💥 Pastry Lords was defeated! 💥

4 helicopters with enough capacity to carry everybody landed on the ground, waiting for everybody to board them so that they could escape. Another announcement was heard.

Matikclocker has won!

But was this really a win?

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 00:03

#89

Matikclocker

((What was the name of battle planet?))

"Ok people, looks like we managed to survive this apoca-Energyload?!"
Matikclocker ran over to Energyload which was lying on the ground.
"NANONIZER COME HERE AND REPAIR!!!" shouted Matikclocker.
"But Nanonizer disintegrated before the laser blast." whispered Heavyduty.
Matikclocker started screaming.
"Nooooooooooooooooooo-"
"Um, something happened?" said Energyload.
How did she survive the laser blast?! She is very fragile and weak!
"I will miss her so much, like for example Protocon, or Electrocon, or- Energyload?! Is that really you?"
Matikclocker ran up to Energyload and hugger her very much. ((Yeah, why not?))
"DON'T DO IT ANYMORE, YOU HEARD? NOT ANYMORE!"
Then Clocker Platoon went onto a helicopter.
"Next stop: Clink!"
And they returned to Clink for repairs and system upgrades.

What about Rolling Out and Mann Bannd?

Mann Bannd went onto a helicopter which returned them to Team Fortress 2.
Tinder was once more resurrected by Tanker's love.
And they returned to the moon of Clink: Tankobo.

The OVC Industries building corroded and the structure fell on the ground.
Same does to Mann Co. and Megaturret. They are no longer needed.
Robo-Tinder exploded since there was no magic.
Bonkers, Savio and Frydry remained to roam and regrow it back.
But they died due to no oxygen.
The [insert planet name here] was then abandoned for very, very long time..
The Clocker Platoon... is victorious.
But not for long, as there might be one of Pastry Lords or Luggy's minions still alive and wanting to regenerate Luggy and his pack.

Fri, 05/13/2016 - 23:09

#90

Matikclocker

((I know that this thread has

((I know that this thread has already ended, but what would happen if I pressed the power button instead? Luggy wipes out Clocker Platoon with some weapon he was hiding? Maybe he captured Clocker Platoon and the rest and slaughtered them? Or for some unknown reason Matikclocker will win because either Luggy will surrender or kill himself on a failed attack? I want the alternate ending...so much.)

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 07:33

#91

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

Luggy thanks you for not killing him and starts to leave, only for the cloaked figure to come and fire the GIANT SUPREME CANNON OF DEATH AND STUFF anyway, mostly the same as the other ending.

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