From perusing the Hall of Heroes, of which of the 9 classes of Spiral Knights do you enjoy playing the most? (Striker, Gunslinger, Bomber, Specialist, Cobalt Knight, Guardian, Elemental Defender, Shadow Defender and Piercing Defender).
Maybe specialist? I would frequently wear that gives damage bonuses to a specific monster family. This was because I always would use two weapon types, so a specific booster would only work half of the time.

Do PICNIC errors cause people to talk to themselves? Or is it a problem in computer, not in chair?
I assume PICNIC errors are the cause. It's a fun little thing I do sometimes. That second Autofire was created when I converted my standalone account to Steam. Unfortunately, the other Autofire is dead now. :<

What is something that you enjoyed in-game? in fooooorims?
Arcade and (before split) Gremlin Chatter, respectively. Due to a recent change, though, I suppose it would be Arcade and Arcade, respectively.

What was your least favorite weapon? (for any reason)
Least favorite weapon? Well...that's a toughie. I used to dislike Brandishes but now I'm not so sure. I do still not like them, but idk.

But I might have to say...Gran Faust. It goes totally against my button masher playstyle, and it also screwed me up that one time, long ago...when Phantoms were deadly and you couldn't change your gear unless you were at an arsenal station. I had to go through a graveyard in T3, I believe, using my regular Faust. And then I upgraded to Gran Faust, but then they nerfed it so that Faust is better, but I couldn't go back. So I was sad.

How much dust could a dust bunny dust if a dust bunny could dust dust?
A dust bunny could dust about 8 dusts when the dust bunny dusts dust. However, much to the dust bunny's surprise, the dust re-dusts itself after dusting, so the 8 + 10 dusts always returns. The life of a duster dust bunny is hard.

Can I replace Eternity-Terminal in Shard Squad?
Go ahead.

C'mon Autofire, I'm totally psychotic when it comes to having long discussions with my alts when I'm bored and lonely, but even I don't talk to my alts on the forums.
Frankly, that link was dare from Nerfguy to have an argument with myself.

To tell the truth, I am still conflicted about cheesecake and mint cake...

Why are you leaving?
Because I've found better things to do than play the game which I have over a month of playtime on, not to mention much of the undocumented playtime before the game's release. I have a part time job and I'll be going to college soon, and I also have a certain project I'm working on.

I also find myself acting strangely irrational around topics related to Spiral Knights. I think I'm just too biased to add much to arguments about the game.

what's the formula for the damage once it goes under 61?
I'm not sure, but I bet that the formula just works like normal. Why would it change? Also, could pots deal this little damage?

what do you play now?
Well, I just got on the DST beta, and I've also been playing Hearthstone, Ori and the Blind Forest, and SSB4. I've also rediscovered Card Hunter, and I hope to try Skyrim soon.

Retired =/= on hiatus
"Retired Knight" is a player who has deleted their character.
Oops! Well, retired as in not coming back for a long time. Maybe forever. Maybe not. But what term should I use instead? Vacation? (But vacations aren't permanent...)

Oh dear...lots of trivia questions!

[Vacations] can be [permanent] if you get food poisoning and die :P
As a DVS user, that scares me. Now I really need to be careful of where I store my snacks.

Ask a picnic error anything!
I might go with that...

Why are oranges called an orange, when a banana isn't called a yellow? I mean, I realize things like grapes come in different colors, like green and purple. So why not just call it a gurple or something? Makes sense doesn't it? Please answer, I need to know the answer to this....
Well, banana? Looking up Wiktionary, the word 'banana' comes from a different language. ("From Wolof banaana, via Spanish or Portuguese.") On that same page, it shows multiple different bananas, including red ones. Maybe the name should be 'grellow,' but I'm not the one who comes up with language stuff.

But then looking up orange, I find that originally oranges were called 'orange apples'! Over time, this must have just been compressed to the simple 'orange' that we call them today.

First of all, if i put root beer in a square cup, do i have beer in a cup? If so, what shape of cups is it?
Well, you would have beer in a line-shaped cup. Because it would no longer be square, you know. It would become linear.

Second, did you know they put Dihydrogen Monoxide on plants? Is putting chemical on plants bad then, when Dihydrogen Monoxide is technically a chemical?
While I didn't nkow about putting Dihydrogen Monoxide on plants, as Hexzyle said, chemicals aren't necessarily bad. Also, Dihydrogen Monoxide is water. So, if you don't like that, have fun dieing.

Third, what is your stand to one argument i would like to say which is "is there a really a best sword/bomb/gun/ETC,,, in spiral knights, or is gear situational?"
In casual PvE, the best weapon is your favorite. For me, Brandishes are garbage because I never used them. However, others are free to use them, and I understand; some want the game easier, so they can do that. With this ideology, the best weapons in my perspective are Dread Venom Striker and Callahan, due to their synergy. However, in competitive PvE or PvP, the best weapon is the one which outputs the highest DPS or provides incredibly useful utility. (So, Gran Faust, Flourish, etc.)

Fourth, if you were to tell a new player one thing about spiral knights, what would it be, and what would you NEVER tell a new player in spiral knights.
Excellent question. Let me think...

Okay, well, one thing I would say is that to not forget about the Arcade. Right now, I think Three Rings really needs to pick up the slack on that, but the Arcade is an excellent facet of the game. I would not have played for nearly so long if they launched with only missions and threw Arcade in as an afterthought.

What would I never say? "Avoid the , it's pathetic." The only two exceptions are Heat Boosters and those Katnip pouches. (Those are useless.) That being said, I would (later) say that some weapons are indeed better than other weapons. For example, Shards are flawed yet fun. I wouldn't recommend them for anyone considering grinding this game for goodies.

Fifth, did you know talking to your alternative self in public is a sign of insanity?
I would consider it worse if I talked to myself in private. I could very well be putting on an act, you know. If I spoke to myself when I was alone, then I could very well believe that I have a second self.

No. I'm a...what am I?

Lizard? Well, maybe...

But what am I? I never considered it before.

EDIT: I'm a picnic error. What that looks like, I dunno. A basket?

If I was a creeper, I would have blown up long ago.

Well, it depends. There is the Creeper and the Creeper. Which one is it?

What is Autofire?
It's a robot that I made out of LEGO bricks, long long ago. I really liked it, because it was kinda like Hasbro's Transformers and could change into a car without having to take it apart. And it could 'shoot missiles.' So, being a car and a missile shooter, I named it Autofire.

Then I eventually got an account on the LEGO website with Autofire as the name. While I haven't touched that account for a long time, the name stuck.

Of course, I wasn't aware that Autofire wasn't an original term...

What do you think of Autofire's argument for mint cake? You still never took that vote you were suggesting. Now is a good time to initiate it. I think cheesecake would win.
Done.

Want to hear about this crazy dream I had a week ago?

No dream is as crazy as the one I had about getting attacked by spiders. It gave me severe fear of spiders for probably years. I'm still getting over it...

Lemme hear it! *Sits in listening chair*