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Tue, 06/23/2015 - 12:55
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker

Here you can ask me anything about me, me and only me. And my alts, Energyload and Heavyduty-Charge. Anything, you can also discuss with me anything. *sets up a sentry* Don't worry, this sentry is friendly unless you start to insult me or Boneblinder nears this area. *sets up a snack dispenser*

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 12:58
#1
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

What do you have against Boneblinder?

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 13:00
#2
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

Do you have any weapons I could use to kill my evil clone?

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 01:51
#3
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Little sentry looks around.

Hmm...
"What do you have against Boneblinder?"
Remember "Who killed JB" thread? Boneblinder challenged me to a battle (or something). If you don't know, I will bring up a comment:
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/110181#comment-1001369

"Do you have any weapons I could use to kill my evil clone?"
Maybe... Listen up: Connect Subatomic Machine Cannon with tesla power to make Teslaser cannon capable of healing people and dealing constant damage. Remember to set cannon fire mode to HARMING otherwise you will just heal your clone.

Today I am having Hype & Sandwich day. This is the day where I am hyped of Robocraft update "Team Orders" and where I think only about sandwiches. *sets up a sandwich maker*

Wed, 06/24/2015 - 02:39
#4
Boneblinder's picture
Boneblinder
Hey there Matik. Just so you

Hey there Matik.

Thu, 06/25/2015 - 02:52
#5
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
BEEP BEEP! Sentry became hostile!

BEEP BEEP! Sentry became hostile! Prepare to guard against the sentry!
To be continued... http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/110598
*dramatic sound* Muahahahaha! Prepare for sandwiches!

Why I hate Boneblinder Part 2: Boneblinder likes to instakill everyone. Look at game named The WAR! to find out more.

Well, I like other games than Spiral Knights. What games do you play? I accept every game, but Steam Games are welcome.
*installs a jammer* Now Boneblinder will be blinded by my jammer. *sets up another sentry* And no, Super Sentry Bros. is lame. It's like Super Mario Bros. only with sentries being the protagonists and Boneblinder as the antagonist.

Fri, 06/26/2015 - 21:33
#6
Boneblinder's picture
Boneblinder
Why I hate Matik? Because he

Why I hate Matik?

Because he turns everything into his robot fighting place. I dont like RPG threads. You "hate" me for that.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 00:25
#7
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
You hate RPG threads and you challenge me to a duel? Silly.

Part 3: I'm not and I don't want to turn this topic into another robot battle. I also don't want bitting and hair pulling. If you want why Who Killed Justin Bieber game changed to robo-rpg-battle, please ask Thagx, he started the rampage, not me.

'There is only one person which started the argument between Boneblinder and Matikclocker. It is Thagx. He started the robo roleplay battle and HE made Boneblinder and Matikclocker hate themselves.'

Please cancel your "I, Boneblinder, challenge you, Matikclocker, to fight me to death right here" in Who Killed JB Game so there will be peace in this topic and everybody will survive including you.
Otherwise you may end being shot by my Subatomic Machine Cannon, which is very painful. Or this argument will change to a fiery battle. But I prefer being friends than starting another war.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 05:48
#8
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Boneblinder
As I said in the other

As I said in the other thread, I am Thagx so I really don't need to ask him.

Please cancel your "I, Boneblinder, challenge you, Matikclocker, to fight me to death right here" in Who Killed JB Game so there will be peace in this topic and everybody will survive including you.

It was just a joke. As I have said earlier, I have no interest in RPG things. I was just seeing what your reaction will be, and believe me it was worth it.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 06:45
#9
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
So you are... you are...

So you are... you are... ahhhh...

(In OVC Industries:
Heavyduty: Frozen!
Energyload: Little! Spiky! No, little!
Nanonizer: Cloudy!)

...Thagx? MANN! You are... umm...

(Back in OVC:
Heavyduty: Roundy!
Energyload: Scary! Terrible! No, scary!
Nanonizer: Injured!)

...ahh...Oh, I know, MANN! YOU ARE CRAZY! You should be...
(OVC...
Heavyduty: Erased!
Energyload: Caught! Squished! No, caught!
Nanonizer: Repaired!)

...blasted away!
I knew that when I graveyarded Splatoon game argument Thagx wanted to insult me a bit more, so he posted as Boneblinder in Who killed JB thread that he challenges me to a duel then as Bone he said he doesn't like RPGs, so... NOT FUN! You and Thagx are banned from talking to me! Oh, and joining Matik Co. Group. We don't want umm...

(OVC Industries...
Heavyduty: Devils!
Energyload: Failures! Gunners! No, failures!
Nanonizer: Devilites!)

...Joker-like guys in my group! Goodbye.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 07:50
#10
Boneblinder's picture
Boneblinder
I didn't insult you because

I didn't insult you because the GM's told me not to trouble a little boy. I got a message from them.

I stopped posting from Thagx because I didn't feel like it. This is my Alt. account. I didn't make this account to "insult" you. I have better things to do. I have decided to stop replying to your BIG robotic replies. I don't find it sensible to play "games" on forums.

I bid you farewell, robot. We may never meet again.

DISCLAIMER: We may.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 13:39
#11
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
We may NEVER befriend if you

We may NEVER befriend if you do this.
I will feel lonely.

So, how do you feel if you come across this situation with me and Boneblinder?

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 18:15
#12
Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
@matik

I am a friend with you, infact, send a friend request to kian-slime-lord if you want to be in-game friends, *sets up upgraded toxilargo* dont worry, it only devours bone, thagx, and anyone else that insults me or matikclocker.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 21:25
#13
Thagx's picture
Thagx
I havent insulted you Kian.

I havent insulted you Kian.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 17:23
#14
Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
ERROR

@thagx you really do not understand me, if someone insults me or matik, it simply eats them, so [intterupted] [toxilago devours thagx] {…|…}

Edit:what i mean by "anyone that insults me or matik" is that if they try to insult me or matik, they get devoured by the toxilargo, and if you post here as thagx or boneblinder, you also get devoured

Tue, 08/18/2015 - 12:43
#15
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Let's start a game!

I like y'all. I don't mind Thagx and Fight-Beetle.
But there is one element of community ruining my forum experience.
Guess that guy!

Tue, 08/18/2015 - 13:01
#16
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Must be the space narwhals on pogosticks.

Don't worry about them. Just ignore them and murder will be blue.

Tue, 08/18/2015 - 13:03
#17
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Nope. Neither of them. Hint:

Nope. Neither of them.
Hint: It is one of us. It could be Fight-Beetle, could be Boneblinder, or even one of friends!
Hint: I don't mind _____

Tue, 08/18/2015 - 13:07
#18
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

You said you don't mind Fight-Beetle and Thagx.

Well, since you said it could be one of your friends, umm, Kian?

Tue, 08/18/2015 - 13:16
#19
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Nope. Last chance. Hint:

Nope. Last chance.
Hint: Somebody blinded my bones!

Tue, 08/18/2015 - 14:21
#20
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

You said you don't mind Thagx.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 06:08
#21
Teddysmacker's picture
Teddysmacker
Insert Incredible Entrance Here

Is it Matikclocker? If I'm right, please give me a soft pastry. If I'm wrong, you may punish Pi as you please.
Teddysmacker hides behind Crazee-Pi-Forum.
I now declare you my meatshield.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 07:31
#22
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
@Crazee I don't mind Thagx as

@Crazee
I don't mind Thagx as Thagx, but I have hostilities to Thagx as Boneblinder.
Boneblinder ruins my forum reputation.
Is there a rule in Devilite Office Rulebook about meat shields?

@Teddysmacker
Yes, I am Matikclocker, a robot fueled with Clock Cycles.
*gives pastry*

Sun, 09/20/2015 - 11:34
#23
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Another game!

Dreams... I dream of...

Sun, 09/20/2015 - 12:48
#24
Falminar's picture
Falminar
Do I win?

I dream...

Within my dream I saw it open the void, felt its endless hunger...

You are safe here, knight...

Within this dream, its many eyes can not see you nor can its many arms reach you...

But this dream is fleeting...

Use what is here to prepare for the battle to come...

It knows of you know...

It will find a way out and come for you...

Sun, 09/20/2015 - 12:51
#25
Falminar's picture
Falminar
No? Well, now do I win?

I dream...

Within my dream I see your legion falling to this world like burning stars...

You fall with purpose, burning ever brighter as you reach for the heart of this world...

Hold dearly this fire within you, for darkness will consume all the night if its stars begin to fade...

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 18:23
#26
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Fight-Beetle
spoilers

this is the echo stone recordings from shadow lairs.

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