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Ask a corporate security network anything.

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Fri, 06/26/2015 - 12:30
Fight-Beetle's picture
Fight-Beetle

Go ahead.

Fri, 06/26/2015 - 14:22
#1
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
What's the name of your

What's the name of your network?

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 09:08
#2
Fight-Beetle's picture
Fight-Beetle
Well..

@matik It's not actually a corporate network.... actually I'm just a knight with cybernetic augmentations. These augs, however, allow me to assume multiple identities at once and are powerful enough to cause disruptions in reality. Also, my hair smells very nice. Ask me about my hair.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 09:35
#3
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Your hair? I can show hair,

Your hair? I can show hair, but it's only fire.
What's your color of hair, smell and look?
(If you were a corporate network then I would set up a sentry to attack.)
For now, I will set up a sentry to mark my activity.

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 10:24
#4
Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
…

Why did autofires thread get copied? *sets up giant lichen colony for activity marking*

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 09:52
#5
Fight-Beetle's picture
Fight-Beetle
...

@matik My hair is spiky like a strange anime character, at least after I use my hair products. It's a dark dark reddish color so that you can almost mistake it for brown, or, in certain light, for black, and some of the hairs are blonde. Whenever I take a shower, and beleive me, in a good day I take three or more showers for cleanliness, and each day I use like half a bottle of shampoo in the process. It's scented with more than 14 perfumes, including rose and sandalwood. The ironic bit is that after an hour or so, I smell like absolutely nothing, like a ninja would smell. I'm quite paranoid about my appearance and to other people, it has made living with me unbearable. I hate them too, I tend to dislike anybody who wears grimy, half transparent t-shirts that look like they are recycled from garbage cans and are so baggy they look like they fit pregnant women. They also wear jeans, which all look like the smae, so I'm the only sane one and I wear a suit. You can't exactly even tell the scent of my hair, I also use cologne. I somehow feel uncomfortable smelling like absolutely nothing.
@kian I can tell when other people are looking to pick a fight and not to contribute to threads, so I one shoot your lichen colony with a 4* shadow blaster (fangel knows i have that gun). By the way, if you mastered slimes why don't you wear royal jelly?

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 18:44
#6
Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
GOO GLOBBER!!!

*sets up toxilargo thats invincible to mark thread where i sometimes talk*

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