Simply put, I have cookies.
I'll give one to anybody who can indulge me into a nice conversation.
But every time I have decided that you've failed miserably, I will smack you using my teddy bear.
Be creative! Straight up talking, asking questions, and idle chatter is accepted here, along with many more!
You may now commence entertaining me. >=D
I Have Cookies. Show Me You Deserve One!
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I'll trade you a cookie for that cookie.
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I HATE U TEDDY PLS STOP DOING STFF I h8 u I WILL CRUSH UR BONES IN LD I LOATHE U MY GRAMER IS BAD BECZ I h8 U S0 MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO MORE TEDDY GUYS HELP ME BOYCOTT TEDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Side note: Teddy bear is a shield; cookies are furniture. You can't smack anyone and the cookies are glued in place.
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You can shield bash with the teddy bear, and you can move furniture in edit mode.
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That's "bashing" with the teddy bear and I won't be able to take the cookies out of her GH.
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Hmm........ why not a riddle?
Who is the craziest character in the Curious George Tv show?
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@Matikclocker
No. Entertain me.
@Crazee
My cookies are Teddysmacker cookies. They taste like the grain was derived from heaven and the flavor was infused by sugary magic with components founded by an agricultural utopia. I have over 200 types of cookies. Nothing you offer will please me.
@Cryptian
Leave now before you pollute my thread with Interwebz-grammer syndrome. The most you deserve is a shield bash from my teddy and my overpowered DA speed thrust so far into your breast that you'll cough up my boot that I shoved in there beforehand.
@Vanaduke
Thanks.
@Kian
I like riddles! But if they're bad, you may or may not feel the gargantuan strength of my plushie shield bash upside your head.
Entertain me more. At this rate, the highest rank I consider in the entertainment is that of a doormat.
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No. But I do have a favorite Pokemon.
I like the Arcanines.
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Arcanines are great... I have about 5 at the moment and I love them all. So majestic, much strong, very tough....
You like rock?
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Mongrel, damn, come closer, here, you greedy smelly pigeon, damn your family. Ah! Come here, try to steal my cookie, I'll rob you by myself! Helluva dog, damn you, come here young boy, curse you by my family, petty blot, mess, son of dog, scoundrel, oi come here loafer, rascal, skunk, come near you nonsense, greedy butt!
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@Ted then...... which bug can jump the highest to its hight?
Also im slime so i would just end up eating your Teddy Bear if you tried to bash me with it
Please?