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Tue, 08/25/2015 - 11:29
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare

What makes you lol?

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 13:39
#1
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Meet Clockoman!

What makes me lol?

If nothing would make me lol I would come in and crash the threads!
Without Boneblinder using his sarcasm!

*Some gunning montage*

One movie quote, one loud sound, one grin, and LOL!

*Some more gunning montage*

I don't get the jokes. I go angry when somebody jokes.
They got more funny as hell jokes that make everybody lol than me!
...
WHAT?
So everybody scroll the YouTube and they create memes, also funny as hell!
Come and look at my jokes, They are also funny so at least you will laugh a little...
I am the big robo-clown, with a happy white face!

*Everybody rofl*

Hahaha, oh they have to bring you up.
WITH A CRANE!
*Ending music plays*

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 15:33
#2
Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
...

What makes me LOL?

When people try and beat me up and think that they can kill me when i:
1. Regenerate my health very quickly.
2. Have 56 trillion health (can be shortened to 56E HP)
3. Kill everyone with the SUHDB (short for Super Ultra Horror Death Blade)

Something else that makes me LOL is....
Using a spell quote from the Harry Potter series
Crazee Pi trying to kill me
And someone gets themselves killed (except my forums friends)

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 16:18
#3
Falminar's picture
Falminar
What makes me lol?

When Kian tries to regenerate his health very quickly, give himself 56T HP, and kill everyone with the SUHDB.

Now, if he can do all that, then I freeze time so nobody except me and my weapons can do anything, then fire my M.B.M.M.M.G. (Magickal Blade of Magickal Magicks Machine Gun) at him. He dies before I unfreeze time, since each M.B.M.M. fired instantly kills him no matter how much HP or regen speed he has.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 18:32
#4
Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
lol...

Only one weapon can defeat me and you dont have what it takes to wield it..... I AM MASTER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 19:19
#5
Falminar's picture
Falminar
Except I have Magick

*Magickally teleports in special weapon*

*Freezes time*

*Kills Kian*

See, Kian and his stupid replies are what make me LOL.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 19:27
#6
Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
lol again

The weapon that can defeat me cannot be teleported, besides, in threads which arent forum games i am immortal, also, as you cant mind control me its impossible to get the scroll without me giving it

EDIT:i am the only one who is allowed to use Magick now, anyone else who uses it in a thread wilp instantly die, and you cant do anything when your dead, you cant Ressurect yourself with Magick

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 19:37
#7
Falminar's picture
Falminar
Well,

"Magick can do ANYTHING!" - Kian

Simple, Magick can do anything including teleport unteleportable things, so now you're dead because the Magick also made the weapon able to kill you when you're immortal.

Kian, I really don't want you in my day. It's bad enough without you here.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 19:55
#8
Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
um...

Magick still follows a few rules

1. Magickal restrictions restrict people from using that abillity
2. Only Kian Slime Master may make Magickal restrictions
3. Magick cant teleport the unteleportable
4. If Kian Slime Master disables Magick, it may not be used
5. KSL (short for Kian Slime Lord) is also the Magickal master
6. Magick cant kill immortal things unless Kian Slime Master or KSL otherwise states
7. MAGICK MUST NIT BE USED TO ACT INAPPROPRIATELY

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 20:07
#9
Falminar's picture
Falminar
HOWEVER...

"Magick can do anything" - Kian

can do anything = Who cares about those rules?

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 23:44
#10
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
I used Magick to teleport in

I used Magick to teleport in my NerF hAMmEr. And I will nerf your Magick inter thread argument by nerfing Vanaduke Destroyer or nerfing Magick.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 05:06
#11
Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
dude.....

@Matikclocker if your nerfing me remember that Magick still works
@Vana Magick rules must be followed or you instantly die, and death means you cant revive yourself

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 05:07
#12
Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master

And nerf Vana

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 08:15
#13
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
This

Everytime this gets me: https://youtu.be/nVDRnDyZWDo

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 10:53
#14
Spetsam's picture
Spetsam
Depends...

Mainly:
1.Youtubers like KSI or Comedyshortsgamer.
2.When somebody says "That's what she said" at the perfect moment.
3.Vines,even if short videos about what's trending at the moment might be wierd to say it's funny but some of them are actually good.
4.Some Polandball comics are funny because they're true.
Can't think of anything else at the moment.

Sat, 08/29/2015 - 04:23
#15
Fight-Beetle's picture
Fight-Beetle
. . .

1. russian cartoons depicting a group of kossacks defeating stereotypes of people. ex: indians are depicted as chess crazy wierdos playing chess on elephants and doing yoga positions making them curl into singularities.
2. the utter childishness of matik n' kian. and when they are trolled. which reminds me,
(uses magick to beat up kian)
of a friend i used to have who was very similar. he got run over by a truck.

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