keep the Lost Lands sealed game!

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Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master

Ok, so, RAAAAAAAAAH, to play this, you simply have to do whatever is possible to make sure the Lost Lands are kept locked away, when i manage to open them, the game resets, so lets show off the rules

RULES:1. No BaN hAMmEr. No instakills, only Kian Slime Master may instakill. 3. No Nukes. 4. Have Fun!

EDIT:Let the games begin!
EDIT 2: *summons Cthulhu to help me*

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Remember, don't shoot food.

Seeing as the BaN hAMmEr is not the BaN HaMmEr, I smack Cthulhu with the BaN hAMmEr causing them to be banned.

Also rah is my thing.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
sorry

Reversed, it does not matter, the LAST will now reverse any super weapons uses that were not my actions

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
hm..

*runs up to Pi and removes him with the Remover since only Kian Slime Master may use super weapons

Falminar's picture
Falminar
...

A game where nobody can instant kill or use super weapons except Kian-Slime-Master?

NO.

/explodes thread information and link on the The Arcade forum list so I'll never have to see this thing again.

EDIT: Before I close this tab and live a life without this game...

/Shoots Machine-Epicannon at Kian-Slime-Master (it doesn't hurt you in any way, but distracts you with adorable kittens).

/Uses M.B.M.M.M.G. while he isn't looking to open the Lost Lands.

/Watches as the Lost Lands obliterate Kian-Slime-Master.

Alright, now to close this and never see it again.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
lol

The Machine Epic cannon backfires and distracts you instead and your M.B.M.M.M.G hit you instead of me, and i own the Lost Lands and the horrors of the Lost Lands cant hurt me, infact, theres no way to make them attack me

Falminar's picture
Falminar
lol

First, the M.B.M.M.M.G. was aimed at the Lost Lands barrier or whatever, not you.

Second, I know what the Machine-Epicannon shoots and what it's meant for. I ignore the kittens. (Also, you'd be distracted even if it fired at me, you'd see the kittens anyways)

Third, there's absolutely nothing here that would possibly make either of those backfire.

Instead of just leaving,

/Uses the time he's distracted by the kittens to tear apart the rule list.

/Uses M.B.M.M.M.G. to instant-kill Kian-Slime-Master and make sure it's 100% impossible for him to revive.

/Leaves this thread forever for real, ignoring whatever he replies. He's dead now and can't revive, so it's not like anything he posts back could actually happen...

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
sorry

But i ignore the kittens and break the M.B.M.M.M that was fired from your M.B.M.M.M.G and then destroy the M.B.M.M.M.G its self

Also, only i can open the Lost Lands,

Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
I join Kian's side. I clone

I join Kian's side. I clone myself and place robots at the Lost Lands Shield, creating a double shield.
Then I prepare Hijarockrackton to hijack Machine-Epicannon and destroy it.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master

Lets get some Anti-Cheat Services in here.

The LAST, LCIN and NANO will now nerf rule breaking and rule tearing

Nanonizer's picture
Nanonizer
From now on NANO is known as

From now on NANO is known as Native Assistance Nerfing Online.
(From Nautical Aeronautics Nullifying Ordinaries) And the name suggests that we assist people of the world online by nerfing players in game. Well...
I load 1000 Nanorockets and wait for the moment the Lost Lands Fusion Shield is already dead.

We need the Lost Lands shield HP.
And Kian's HP to keep track of it.