Spiral Knights - This robot was bored, so let's play.

This robot was bored, so let's play.

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Sun, 09/13/2015 - 11:11

Matikclocker

Stop me from breaking the gates in following places:
- 4th Wall
- Garniton Station [3P]
- Matik Co. [5P]
- OVC Industries [3P]
- Creep9 Weapon Factory [2P]
- One Worn Out Shack
- Mars Island
and many other places.
Some areas have phases marked with [#P].

P.S. Unlike Pipipipipi and Kian's version I can be killed.
If you manage to kill me you get money for each door saved up for upgrades.
If nothing will be destroyed in 10 turns (when I post) the gate will be weakened if I am more damaged than the gate or my weapons will be stripped if the gate is more damaged.

Phased Maps List:

Garniton Bay (Intermediate)
Garniton Spaceship Dock > Garniton Bridge > Garniton Hub

OVC Industries (Pre-intermediate)
The Entrance > The Main Center > The Basement

Matik Co. (Expert)
Frontal Area > Hallway > Arsenal > Training Room > Officers Room

Creep9 Weapon Factory (Beginner)
Shields > Factory

To make it easy, let's start in One Worn Out Shack.
Stop me from breaking the One Worn Out Door while you hide inside it.

Matikclocker flies to One Worn Out Shack.
Then he finds out that it's overcrowded. He loads his weapons.
"Hmm... It seems that the joints are powerful, but the door itself is easy to wreck."

Money: 0
Matikclocker HP: 1000/1000
One Worn Out Door HP: 2500/2500 The door has more HP, but it will take more HP than normal gates.

Sun, 09/13/2015 - 11:36

Falminar

I use a Cold Iron Carver combo on you.

Sun, 09/13/2015 - 11:39

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I take the forth wall and slam it against the ground, breaking the "gate" for that area.

I then proceed to summon VAULT to guard the door.

Sun, 09/13/2015 - 12:18

Matikclocker

Gunnnn!

Vanaduke-Destroyer: Hit 1 Blocked, 20, 60 damage dealt, total 80.
Crazee-Pi-Forum: VAULT is being summoned.

Matikclocker HP: 920/1000
Crazee-Pi-Forum VAULT: Summoning...

You're not gonna place the shack in this vault, shall we?

I fire 1 mega Subatomic Machine Cannon blow at One Worn Out Door. 75 damage.
Due to OWOD's Weak Armor trait, it takes 150 damage.

One Worn Out Door HP: 2350/2500

Sun, 09/13/2015 - 12:21

Falminar

I turn into an Ironclaw Thwacker.

I Thwack you with my Thwack Hammer twice.

Then I become a Spiral Knight again.

Sun, 09/13/2015 - 12:31

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I continue to summon the VAULT.

Sun, 09/13/2015 - 13:11

Matikclocker

Vanaduke-Destroyer: You

Vanaduke-Destroyer: You became a Transformation Disciple. You can earn XP for transforming/transformation training.
Unfortunately, your current level (Disciple-Novice) allows you to change your form for 1 second. You failed to hit me with this heavy weapon and you were transformed back to Spiral Knight before you hit me.
The hammer fell on me, dealing 40 damage.

Crazee-Pi-Forum: VAULT becomes stronger.

Matikclocker HP: 880/1000
VAULT: Summoning...
Transformation Disciple: Novice/Adept/Elite/Master/Uber
Reach Uber Disciple to start Tempest training (Uber 2-6)

Nice try, but you need to train more! HA!

I fire Leach at OWOD, causing 50 damage (100 because trait).
Each turn the door will take 25 damage (50 because trait) until Leach or OWOD is destroyed.

One Worn Out Door HP: 2250/2500
- Leach: 250/250 (25 damage/turn, Leach repairs 20% of dealt damage)

Sun, 09/13/2015 - 13:33

Falminar

...

Volcanic Pepperbox: Charging...

Sun, 09/13/2015 - 13:44

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I continue to summon VAULT.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 07:39

Matikclocker

Danger Shot the Leach or it will be late!

Vanaduke-Destroyer: A guide by Joe Danger falls on your head. It is titled "Danger Charges" and shows everything about charging.
Charging is divided into 5 stages: Charge>Overcharge>Overburst>Overload>Danger Shot.
After reaching charging tier 1 you can fire it. You can also hold it to increase damage given by your weapon.
But, this power comes at a risk. The bigger tier, the more damage you deal to enemy.
But if your shot will backfire, all remaining ammo backfires at you. Logic.

So, if 1 Autogun charge fires about 16 shots, if one of shots will backfire all remaining shots will fire at you (i.e. You fire a Danger Shot. Hit 3 backfired, so all 13 shots will be fired at you or OWOD.

CHARGE LEVEL: >>>>>
Arrows are from left to right titled Charge, Overcharge, Overburst, Overload, Danger Shot.

Crazee-Pi-Forum: VAULT is still summoned.

Matikclocker HP: 880/1000
VAULT: Summoning...
Volcanic Pepperbox Charging...

Curse you Joe Danger!

I charge Mega Leach at the OWOD. (Damage on hit and leaching doubled)
Normal Leach damages OWOD by 25(50).
DANGER! If Leach won't be damaged within 3 turns it will begin to heal Matikclocker! (10% HP healed, i.e. 5 HP/turn with undamaged Leach)

One Worn Out Door HP: 2200/2500
- Leach: 250/250 (25 damage/turn, Leach repairs 20% of dealt damage, if not damaged within 3 turns 10% HP will be redirected to Matikclocker)

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 14:22

#10

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I change VAULT to A Happy Cactus, seeing as I'll probably never be able to summon it for long enough this game in order to get its 1 million heath, unless stats carry out between games (do they?)

I summon A Happy Cactus. Due to how long I'vs been spending summoning it, it has upgraded stats.

A Happy Cactus has highish HP, a perk that causes it to automatically counters attacks for low damage, a regular attack that deals low damage, and a taunt that increases the chance of the targeted enemy targeting A Happy Cactus instead.

A Happy Cactus uses taunt on Matik in hopes of him firing the leech at A Happy Cactus instead.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 17:39

#11

Falminar

I fire the Volcanic Pepperbox at Matik.

Then, I begin summoning the Rune Lord.

Rune Lord summon: >>>>>

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 03:16

#12

Matikclocker

Crazee-Pi-Forum: Yeah,

Crazee-Pi-Forum: Yeah, everything you summon is carried onto next game. Also, you can summon for max 5 turns. Upon exceeding this, the minion will have more power, but each turn he gets +5% to Weak Armor trait.
I throw Robosignals (with a left hand) at A Happy Cactus, retaining the Mega Leach charge. (I fire Mega Leach with a right hand)
In a next turn Robosignals will summon one of OVC Industries employees to fight your cactus.
A Happy Cactus will have 700hp.

Vanaduke-Destroyer: Fired 12 shots. 5 hits. 125 damage.
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Matikclocker took fire! (40 damage/turn, 3 turns left)
I used Reflector (Not toss it) to reflect VP shots that didn't hit me.
3 of the bullets attacked A Happy Cactus, 4 of the shots went at OWOD.
A Happy Cactus takes 75 damage.
OWOD takes 100 damage (200 because trait) and catches fire. (40 damage/turn, 80 because trait)

Also, this all (>>>>>) applies to charging and shows max amount of summoning time. When exceeded it will look like (>>>>>::)

Matikclocker HP: 880/1000
A Happy Cactus: 625/700
Rune Lord: Summoning...

I fire Mega Leach at OWOD despite being taunted by A Happy Cactus. P.S. Cannot be countered.
100(200) damage and 50 (100) per turn.
The amount of damage in (parentheses) is trait damage.
Leach damages the door by 25. Attack Leach or it's power will restore Matikclocker!

One Worn Out Door HP: 1975/2500
- Leach: 250/250 (25 damage/turn, Leach repairs 20% of dealt damage, if not damaged within 3 turns 10% HP will be redirected to Matikclocker)
- Mega Leach: 500/500

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 05:16

#13

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

((So wait, something that is meant to tank was charged for 4 turns and has 700 health while something that was charged for 1 turn has 250 health? That literally makes no sense. Either change A Happy Cactus's HP to about 1000-1250 or nerf leech health.))

I smack the Robosignal with a hammer and A Happy Cactus hugs the Robosignal, destroying it.

If we can't attack it then I instead begin summoning White Mage while A Happy Cactus gives the mega leech a hug, causing it to take damage due to his spikes.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 06:31

#14

Matikclocker

((If I had to increase A

((If I had to increase A Little Cactus HP up to 1000 it would be considered OP because minions with bigger HP than Matikclocker aren't allowed. Also I have to disappoint you: LCIN also is there. I will nerf Leach HP to 100 & Mega Leach to 200.))

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 16:42

#15

Corporal-Shade

I'm a wizard

I decide to try to repair the wall that Matik is targeting by slapping it with a Super Health Capsule.
My level 1.1 Strength increases the heal speed by 0.00001%.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 17:31

#16

Falminar

I continue to summon the Rune Lord.

>>>>>

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 07:19

#17

Matikclocker

LCIN nerfed Leach and Mega

LCIN nerfed Leach and Mega Leach HP to 100 and 200 respectively. Also Robosignals are damageable. They have 100 HP and the damage you deal to Robosignals will have an impact on minion MAX HP, i.e. I summon Heavyduty-Charge. It is planned to have 800hp, but Crazee Pi damages Robosignals by 50, so Heavyduty will spawn with half the MAX HP it was determined.

Crazee-Pi-Forum: The hammer caused 50 damage to Robosignals. Unfortunately the spikes damages only 10 HP. The minion will have only 40% of max HP. Robosignals summoned Energyload. Because it was planned to make 500 HP, it was dropped to 200 HP.

Vanaduke-Destroyer: You still do that.

Blazecat-Percival: Welcome to my world. Also, you need a repair station minion with Nano Disruptor to heal the wall.
I poisoned the health capsule with a random status effect and you give it to A Little Cactus.

A Little Cactus is SHOCKED! It will have 25% chance to fail a move, for 3 turns.

Matikclocker HP: 880/1000
Energyload 200/200

A Happy Cactus: 625/700 (3 TURNS SHOCKED 25%)
Rune Lord: Summoning...

Meet Energyload. Watch out, she can strengthen the shock!

I order Energyload to charge Tesla Blaster at A Little Cactus. Intercept the launch or A Little Cactus will get a 20% shock increase!

I throw another Robosignals at OWOD. In a next turn you will face somebody else!
The Leach attacks OWOD for 25 (50) damage. DANGER! Matikclocker is restored by 5 HP! DANGER!
Mega Leach attacks OWOD for 50 (100) damage. Also, the unattacked time for ML to restore me is 5 turns.

One Worn Out Door HP: 1825/2500
- Leach: 100/100 (RESTORING MATIKCLOCKER)
- Mega Leach: 200/200 (4 TURNS TO RESTORE)

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 07:37

#18

Corporal-Shade

I'm a wizard

I sob a bit.
I shoot like an idiot at the regular leach with my Shadow Blaster.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 11:38

#19

Vohtarak-Forum

i might as well join

so im here, hi

I begin to summon nothing (turn 1/5)

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 11:51

#20

Matikclocker

Breakagate.exe exception: Entity 'Nothing' conflicts with game!

Umm... Vohtarak...
((If you summon Nothing the game will be corrupt and something will glitch giving unfair advantage or shame.
Unless you mean Void with a "Darkness Sacrifice" (Sacrifices minions for powering up) or "Black Hole" (Sucks in enemy minions each turn) trait, then it's all righty-mighty.

Also, you can release a character at any summon phase.
You don't need 5 turns to fully summon.))

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 11:56

#21

Vohtarak-Forum

i expected something like that

(1/5) meant that was how long I planned to summon it, i read the rules and I know im not required to wait 5 turns

so I cant summon nothing (because you decided to make that half thought out rule in 5 seconds) ill just summon _____

summoning _____ (turn 1/5)

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 12:59

#22

Matikclocker

M'kay.

((Please wait for the following people to post:
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Vanaduke-Destroyer

@Crazee Pi For A Happy Cactus, I will roll the dice to determine if he will be fully shocked and will he lose a turn.
You can also reroll, in that case a FLASHBACK will occur.
Example...
You get 4 - A Happy Cactus is FULLY SHOCKED
You can reroll... FLASHBACK!
You get 12 - A Happy Cactus resisted
You can reroll 3 times in a round.))

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:32

#23

Vohtarak-Forum

"mkay"

I was just redoing my turn since you negated my other one for no viable reason, that one counted as my first

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 17:25

#24

Falminar

I continue to summon the Rune Lord.

>>>>>

Someone help me summon this thing faster...

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 22:00

#25

Matikclocker

Ok. We will play the other way.

((You CAN summon nothing. When you summon it you can get a chance at giving your team an unfair advantage or simply powering me up. Just have enough luck. P.S. The longer nothing summon, the bigger the glitch will be. (That means powering your team or me itself)))

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 22:11

#26

Falminar

I continue to summon the Rune Lord.

>>>>>

I'm posting an action after every time Matik posts.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 04:04

#27

Vohtarak-Forum

...

(you make a post with the purpose being I cant summon nothing)
(you say im out of turn when I remake the turn you negated)
(then you say I CAN summon nothing)
(stop making new rules, the ones in the OP are fine)

ok since apparently im now allowed to summon nothing, ill just restart, my previous posts dont count
I begin to summon nothing (turn 1/9, I guess ill summon it longer)

any objections? if you're trying to drive me out with this, you should know I do not give up that easily

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 15:48

#28

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

((Okay, hold on a moment.

How is that fair? You punish us because someone did something that they didn't know they couldn't do because you never said you couldn't do it before? You shouldn't punish because of what they don't know. Also I feel as though you shouldn't be able to "poison" a heal, at least not without doing it at least 1 turn before they heal someone.

What do you have against summoning Nothings anyway? I collect nothings for a living (as a matter of fact I have already collected both of your nothings), so this is incredibly offensive to me.

/shakes a box full of nothings.

/puts the box back on my shelf.

And why do they have to cause glitches here? What if I want to summon a Nothing that acts like a regular unit that doesn't mess everything up?

Not really much of a problem as the other stuff, but I think that we shouldn't have to use a "nano disruptor" to repair a door. Just use a few wooden planks, some nails, and a hammer. There you go, door has been healed. I see nothing wrong with allowing players to repair the door.

@Vanaduke-Destroyer I don't think you can do that with the charging every time Matik does a post in which he doesn't play the game.))

A strange force called "fairness" caused the health capsule to revert to its state before being poisoned. This causes A Happy Cactus to be relieved of the shock and to be healed by the health capsule.

I smash the Robosignal with my hammer.

A Happy Cactus gives the Robosignal a very spiky hug, damaging it.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 22:47

#29

Nanonizer

Nano, nano, na- wait, program changed. ANNIHILATE!

I begin to summon IMG and nano-disrupt Leach. (IMG - Inferno Machine Gun)

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 00:19

#30

Matikclocker

Turn 6/10

((Sorry. I was thinking how to get nothingness into the game. Also Crazee Pi, I am waiting in NKoRP.))

We have new gate breaking debutants: Vohtarak and Nanonizer!

Crazee-Pi-Forum: LCIN accepted your changes. A Happy Cactus has been healed by 50 HP. Unfortunately Energyload already charged up and fired Tesla Blaster at him causing shock effect (20%) and 15 damage. Remember about the roll system though. You and A Happy Cactus attack Robosignals. You dealt 75 damage overall.
Robosignals summoned Tinder. Because she should have 400hp, it was dropped to 100 due to Robosignals damage.

Vohtarak: The ground starts shaking as you try to summon the nothingness. And sorry for that half thought out rule. I didn't know what do to with that kind of minion.

Blazecat-Percival: You shoot at the Leach. Because you said "shoot like an idiot" your shots were inaccurate but damage high. The Leach is hit 2 times out of 5 and is damaged by 80.

Vanaduke-Destroyer: LCIN found out you were speeding up the summon while turn wasn't posted and brought the level back to phase 2.
A strange hand appeared to assist you. It speeded up your summon by 1 phase.

Nanonizer: You do it. The Leach is destroyed!

Matikclocker HP: 885/1000 (885 because Leach)
Energyload 200/200

A Happy Cactus: 660/700 (3 TURNS SHOCKED 20%)
Rune Lord: Summoning...
Nothing: Summoning...
IMG: Summoning...

Who ho ho, what are you going to do with this three thee?

I order Tinder to regenerate me. (10HP/turn)
Energyload charges Tesla Blade. (>>>>>)
I begin to summon Electrificator. It deals no damage, but his electro-beam gives shock effect based on resistance. Each summon phase increases Shock Signal by 5%, at Phase 5 it will have 25-30%. (Phase 1/5, SS 5-10%)
Mega Leach damages the door by 50 (100) HP.
One Worn Out Door HP: 1725/2500
- Mega Leach: 200/200 (4 TURNS TO RESTORE)

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 04:18

#31

Vohtarak-Forum

(I think I would be a neutral/chaos party, since nothing has the capability to help or hurt either group)
(I guess ill stick my turn after matik, or are the rules more like "you cant go until everyone else has"?)

summoning nothing (turn2/9)

(its fine crazee, the original intent was no effect but I really like the idea of causing chaos with it, hopefully something in the way of a nuclear fusion bomb detonation)

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 05:43

#32

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

((Reroll))

Wait a moment: you can attack and summon within the same turn?

In that case, I both smash Energyload with a hammer and begin summoning White Mage (1/5).

A Happy Cactus gives Energyload a very spiky hug, damaging them.

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 07:16

#33

Matikclocker

Remember: Turn 11/10 = SUDDEN DEATH

((@Crazee Pi, you cannot reroll yet. Once one of your minions will get fully shocked you can opt for a reroll.
@Vohtarak so you agree to give Nothing a trait damaging Matikclocker/Gate Defense Force? You know, the more turns summoned the more power to damage enemies/allies. Also remember that of you go over 5 turns summoning the power will drqstically increase costing armor.
Also, how you've been enjoying this game atm? I know Crazee Pi will say something that sometimes it's unfair, but for overall, how are you enjoying this game at the moment?))

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 07:39

#34

Corporal-Shade

I'm a wizard

I use the 'Ask for help' action.

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 08:13

#35

Matikclocker

Help-a-Center activated!

((Help-a-Center will appear in the next turn))

What do you need?

Learning the Ropes
The Gate & The Door
The Enemy
Band of Units
Let's Train, Disciple!
SWAG!
How to Upgrade
Phases
PhaseMap-Specific Help
Credits

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 11:31

#36

Vohtarak-Forum

oh wait a sec

(nothing was supposed to be a sort of action, not an ally, more like charging a glitch bomb in this case)(it wont really have armor, so that wont really have an effect on it)
I continue to summon nothing, turn 3/9

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 15:47

#37

Falminar

Shouldn't the Rune Lord be sent to summon phase 3?

So the hand put it at summon phase 4.

I continue to summon the Rune Lord. [Rune Lord successfully summoned!]

The Rune Lord charges at Matik and slashes at him with the Rune Axe.

Rune Lord HP: 500/500
Rune Lord Shield HP: 650/650

The Rune Lord blocks attacks with his shield, so most attacks will damage the shield instead of the RL. A few attacks can ignore the shield, though.

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 16:55

#38

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I press every button on the Help-a-Center.

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 21:07

#39

Corporal-Shade

I'm a wizard

I grab a Wrench Wand, and start slamming it on the Help-a-Center. Hitting button 3 47 times and button 6 2 times.

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 22:55

#40

Matikclocker

Turn 7/10 <-- Vanaduke-Destroyer deserves it!

((But wait, maximum charge phases is 5, so Vohtarak saying that will charge 9 phases either means fire 1 Danger Shot and 1 Overload of Nothing or defy the Joe Danger Guide and fire a glitch bomb THAT powerful to sweep all minions. Also, the bomb hitting me or you is also based on a dice roll.)

Help-a-Center is still out of service. In case if it would be active you would overheat it. On Blazecat's turn it will activate.

Vohtarak: The ground shakes more.

Crazee-Pi-Forum: A Happy Cactus got dice 58, so it resists shock. You CAN of course attack and summon, what do you think, I am THAT unfair? You start summoning White Mage. He will earn skill XP for you (ahem cough Transformation cough)
Energyload takes 60 damage from hammer. CRITICAL! Energyload took 35 damage from the hug!

Blazecat-Percival: A kiosk rises from underground, named Help-a-Center. You can press buttons to get help, but overheating it results in it being inactive. Press the button ONLY ONCE.

Vanaduke-Destroyer: Ah yeah, forgot about it. Shield? Hmm...
LCIN buffed Rune Lord HP to 750 whilist nerfing the shield to 400 and adding a REGENERATIVE trait to the shield.
Rune Lord gets SCROLLS - He gets 1 scroll to defy current skill levels and perform skilled actions. Ex. You are now Disciple-Novice and can change form for 1 second. Rune Lord uses 1 scroll to transform like he's been a Tempest-Uber6.
Rune Lord gets 1 Scroll per 2 rounds. ;)
I took 50 damage, but Tinder's Regeneration lowers it by 40.

Vanaduke-Destroyer is lucky! <--- The meaning of this will be found out once you kill me.
P.S. You can get a minion to help with summoning. Unfortunately 1 minion produces 1/2 phases.

Nanonizer didn't post, so he keeps summoning IMG. Phase 2.

Matikclocker HP: 855/1000
Energyload 105/200

A Happy Cactus: 660/700 (2 TURNS SHOCKED 20%)
Rune Lord: 750/750 Shield: 400/400 Scrolls: 1
Nothing: Charging... >>
IMG: Summoning... >>

Now, go hide behind this kiosk, you chickens!

Ahhh... In my turn some elements may be unfair. If you think so tell me.
I order Tinder to Pacify (Damage taken by me is lowered by 20, attacks lower than 20 are nullified)
Energyload releases Tesla Blade at the OWOD frightened about her state, damaging OWOD by 50(100).
I use AmmoPierca to fire at OWOD for 60(120) damage.
Mega Leach damages the door by 50(100).

One Worn Out Door HP: 1405/2500
- Mega Leach: 200/200 (3 TURNS TO RESTORE)

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 23:20

#41

Falminar

...

The Rune Lord throws his axe in the air. It smashes straight into Matik, causing much more damage than a normal slash, but the Rune Lord has to spend a turn running to pick up the axe again.

I find a gun labeled "Plasmathor P." on the ground, with a big red button on it. The button says, "Plasma Burst". There's a big purple button next to the red one that says "Plasma Storm". I press the purple button, and it starts rapidly but inaccurately firing plasma at Matik and the Mega Leach.

[Plasmathor P. Charge: 700/1000] (It loses energy/charge after each attack. It has to be recharged for one turn after running out.)

Sat, 09/19/2015 - 09:53

#42

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

((Why would a White Mage earn transformation XP for me when they don't even transform in the first place?

Also, just a small note: if this is an easy level then why is the door practically half dead while you're there still at 855 and haven't been defeated once? It's probably because we've not really been attacking you, but I'm curious about what classifies what difficulty something is.))

I press a button on the Help-a-Center, wait for it to finish talking so I don't overheat it, and then press the next button. I do this until all buttons are pressed.

I smash Energyload with a hammer.

I continue to summon White Mage. (2/5)

A Happy Cactus suddenly realizes that they're doing a terrible job at being a tank right now and decides to use taunt on Matikclocker, hoping that they'll get Matik to attack A Happy Cactus instead.

Sat, 09/19/2015 - 11:54

#43

Corporal-Shade

I'm a wizard

I grab Crazee and start shaking him, saying: "Push the buttons faster!!!" After I let him go, I grab my Wrench Wand and hit the [3] button 2 times.

Sat, 09/19/2015 - 11:57

#44

Matikclocker

((Crazee Pi, first of all I

((Crazee Pi, first of all I am still waiting until you post in A New Kind of Roleplaying Game. Second, simply get the repair tools and survive to turn 10, then my weapons will be stripped making destroying me easily.
Vanaduke-Destroyer. LCIN found out you were using a weapon that wasn't created in any way. The Plasmathor P. has been deactivated and you need to reactivate it for 1 turn.))

Sat, 09/19/2015 - 12:08

#45

Falminar

...

The Plasmathor P. exploded. Because of this, I redo my turn. The Rune Lord's turn isn't redone.

I grab the Mega Leach and tear it off the door, then whack Matik with it. Then I throw it on the ground.

Sun, 09/20/2015 - 10:23

#46

Matikclocker

((I am redoing difficulty

((I am redoing difficulty system. Applies to next round.

Peaceful - Matikclocker can't summon minions, can use Fists only and people can build anything. No backfire, player minion stats are doubled and can mind control Matikclocker. A sandbox experience, but no money is earned.

Easy - Matikclocker deals half his normal damage, summoning for more than 5 turns gives no penalty and backfire chance from charge attacks is 5%/phase. Less money from completing, though.

Medium - Matikclocker deals normal damage, oversummoning gives Weak Armor trait and backfire from charge is 10%/phase. You can get fair amount of money.

Hard - Matikclocker deals half more damage than normal, oversummoning results in Shock Effect (5%/phase) and Vulnerable trait (Half armor and damage) and backfire chance is 15%/phase. Nice amount of money actually.

Hardcore - Matikclocker can overclock to Plus or X modes, oversummoning kills minions and backfire is 20%/phase, also backfire results in Stun effect to the person. But lots of swag will be rewarded.

Also, redoing rolling.
Turn consists of 2 phases: Roll, Battle.
Rolling from 5 to 100.
5-15 = Poor you! No attack. A random status effect is assigned to you/minions.
15-30 = Weak Attack (1/2 damage)
30-60 = Normal Attack
60-80 = Strong Attack (2x damage)
80-100 = FULL POWER! 2x damage! Your attack unleashes a random CARNAGE action on Matikclocker/minions!
And that's it. You can also build anything when you earn the Building skill after earning 10 money.
Also, each day if at least 2 players post then I am doing the turn. If someone doesn't post within 5 turns then he is considered inactive and his actions won't be posted until he will return.
I am posting my turn with redone roll system right now.))

Sun, 09/20/2015 - 10:47

#47

Matikclocker

I changed my mind

Y'know, rolling is a bad idea and eats up a lot of time, so I will post my turn tomorrow.

Sun, 09/20/2015 - 11:12

#48

Falminar

^ Why did you bump this?

So no rolling?

Why post your turn tomorrow?

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 11:21

#49

Vohtarak-Forum

ill just go with the flow here then

(Sure, ill charge 9 turns and glitch the thingy)
(The glitch should affect a random person, not just me or you)

So where was I...
Summoning (charging?) Nothing, turn 4/9

Tue, 05/10/2016 - 18:51

#50

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I toss a bump at Energyload.

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This robot was bored, so let's play.