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Screen Bomb (MUST-READ!)

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Fri, 10/09/2015 - 10:55
Cyphereau's picture
Cyphereau

The Screen Bomb is obtained from a purchase of $10000. It causes all players in Lockdown to get the infamous "blue screen of death", causing their computers to crash.

To enemies, the bomb immediately kills them.

The only way to put the bomb down is by inserting 10,000 Energy into it.

What do you think? I think it's not too overpowered, or underpowered.

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 11:27
#1
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Hello Cyphereau! I am the Suggestion Service of Matikclocker.

It seems you were a victim of a status effect called Insanity... (Insanity makes you feel crazy and do something stupid)

This bomb is pure craziness, next time suggest something that doesn't require fortune and injection to use and doesn't break people computers.

Also, it is overpowered. Do you have any feelings so you need to reconsider this suggestion? If not, then I'm sorry, but your best and the only forums to be crazy are Gremlin Chatter and The Arcade. Suggestions forum is only for people with a brain. Not boomheads.

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 11:54
#2
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

Please note that there is no such thing as a Blue Screen of Death on a Linux computer, so Linux players are immune.

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 12:31
#3
Cyphereau's picture
Cyphereau

Autofire exactly, Linux computers have resistance, so you have to prepare before going into Lockdown (such as buying a Linux).

Matikclocker you have no reason to write me off as insane... Reported

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 12:39
#4
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Reporting from Seek and Destroy Incorporated?

I wouldn't file a complaint on your place because I gave honest feedback. Also complaint abuse will get you banned too.

I have several reasons that your comments are insane.

1. Your suggestions are always very insane.
2. Unconstructive discussing.
3. Sometimes off topic.
4. Childish sometimes (sighted by your failed "reports").

If you wanna release your craziness go to Gremlin Chatter or the Arcade. We will accept you as long as you won't troll :)

On topic, are Linux systems really resistant to BSoD? What with the Kernel Panic system error?
You would invent a bomb causing KP to Linux users, so you can detect Linux users.

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 13:19
#5
Cyphereau's picture
Cyphereau

Matikclocker you just claimed my suggestions are very insane - that alone is misconduct. And childish? Flaming.

I have no other option than to defend and report.

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 13:31
#6
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Defenses or defectives, offenses of offices.

I say what I see. And the current thread direction reminds me of that splatoon forum game argument.

If you're gonna complain just because I give honest feedback then you are going to get yourself banned soon.

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 13:34
#7
Cyphereau's picture
Cyphereau

Well sorry to say but you called my suggestions of insanity... I'm not the one complaining. You could have tried other adjectives

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 16:40
#8
Falminar's picture
Falminar
No.

Please be serious in the suggestions forums.

Go ahead and do jokes like this in gremlin chatter or the arcade, but not in the suggestions.

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 17:44
#9
Menish's picture
Menish
Maybe.

'Please be serious in the alternate graveyard.'

What do you mean, please be serious? It's clearly balanced. Players equipped with Linux have immunity, and any of those unprepared die. Practically the same thing as any other weapon in LD.

Matik, please try to use kind words on the forum. Some nicer adjectives would include, but are no limited to: cuddly, sporadic, cushy, squishy, bonkers, silly, joyful, bliss, jolly, etc.

Please stick to these more positive words when commenting on others and their posts, or else your account may be suspended. I'm sure that we would all be happier with a clean environment on the forums!

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 18:32
#10
Cyphereau's picture
Cyphereau

Thanks for the support, Menish

Fri, 10/09/2015 - 23:31
#11
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Insane was the first word that popped into mind first.

But Vana-Destroyer is right. For such suggestion jokes go to Gremlin Chatter.

Suggestion forums are for people that never invent game breaking mechanics or weapons. Now try to suggest Kernel Panic bomb for Linux/Apple users and I will tell you the same to go to Gremlin Chatter. Here.
>>>>>Gremlin Chatter<<<<<
And I will write it everytime you suggest something that will break the game.

Sat, 10/10/2015 - 04:29
#12
Hilman-Hx's picture
Hilman-Hx
Actually...

Frankly, I have to disagree with this idea because it doesn't sound like a good thing. Even with the major expense of the user, deliberately making everyone crash simply sounds wrong. I mean, like, seriously, wouldn't that hypothetically cause lawful issues on the developers' side such as the game being labelled as "malware" for being able to make this stuff happen? Sorry if you feel offended by my opinion, dude.(Though I'm not sure whether this topic is supposed to be a joke to begin with.)

Sat, 10/10/2015 - 11:40
#13
Fangel's picture
Fangel
Not mad, just disappointed.

Please do not flood the suggestions subforum with these sort of posts. They do not help the subforum and push potentially good suggestions off the front page (which is often the only thing people look at). If you need a place to make "joke" threads, please create them in the Gremlin Chatter, General Discussion, or Arcade subforums, whichever one is best suitable.

Sun, 10/11/2015 - 04:15
#14
Dibsville's picture
Dibsville

+1 to the bomb, and also +1 to not flooding the suggestion forum with needless stuff.

Mon, 10/12/2015 - 10:26
#15
Cyphereau's picture
Cyphereau

Dibsville I highly agree with your statement. Thanks!

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