I'd be one with a 0.1% chance of a new, unique weapon with the other 99.9% being UV tickets, just to make people mad.
If you were a prize box, what would you contain?
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 06:16
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 07:17
#2
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Propane and propane accessories
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 07:54
#3
I would have a 99.8% chance of 1 crown, 0.1% chance of a Shadow WRH, and a 0.1% chance of an elemental DR.
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 08:15
#4
Nyeh
Spaghetti and DETERMINATION
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 08:41
#5
Amazing.
Myself.
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 11:35
#6
mmmmm
Prismatic Bolted Vees.
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 11:48
#7
hugs
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 11:52
#8
Nothing. However I would then
Nothing. However I would then transform into a costume helmet, shaped like a prize box.
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 12:44
#9
^^^
OOO is going to add that now...OMG what have you done
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 13:27
#10
1% chance of new content, only playable for the people who have unboxed one.
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 13:59
#11
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
half-something-fans-hate-to-love, half-something-fans-love-to-hate
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 14:27
#12
reem
I'd be:
1% Evil
99% Hot Gas
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 15:32
#13
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 16:38
#14
Quite a few comments, considering Dibsville already won the thread... and I'm sure we all know what I'm full of.
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 18:07
#15
I'd be a box full of military themed reskins
I hoard too many military accessories...
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 18:48
#16
:/
Some lewdly drawn SK pin up posters.
Sun, 10/11/2015 - 21:38
#17
result=math.random(1)
if result<0.9999 then print("you lose") end
Tue, 10/13/2015 - 11:50
#18
Oh joy
90% chance for an optimistic outlook on things. 9% chance for a hopeless spiral into a terribly depressing state of judgement and indescribable sadness. >1% chance to find a special and unique item to latch onto and use for your identity, and in the same prize pool a chance to find an item to use as a getaway safe spot.
Now if we're talking about actual box contents, divine armor reskins, valkyrie wings of all colors, various flower colors - especially a new "inverted prismatic" flavor that picks the personal color complementary to your own and colors the item that way, and then an additional low percent chance for a white personal color.
Tue, 10/13/2015 - 12:10
#19
well
nuclear explosives
mostly hydrogen bombs probably
Tue, 10/13/2015 - 16:25
#20
I'm a Wizard
A Spoopster Prize Box would have a 99.5% chance of carrying a Spoopster Prize Box and a 0.5% chance of carrying a Ban Stick.
Tue, 10/13/2015 - 17:30
#21
^
I would make it have a 99.5% chance of a Spoopster No-Prize Box (100% chance to contain nothing) instead of another Spoopster Prize Box.
It's your box though, not mine, so whatever.
Wed, 10/14/2015 - 21:17
#22
Open the Box...
99.9% chance of a pirate snipe that perches on your shoulder, 0.1% chance of Warmaster Seerus perching on your shoulder. (I insist that these become actual things in the game!)
Thu, 10/15/2015 - 10:54
#23
+1 for pirate snipes
Wouldn't mind seeing a Pirate-themed prize box. Especially if we got an ocean event with it.
Or something.
Cradle's model.dat file only has one side so who's to say there's not an ocean?
Thu, 10/15/2015 - 11:46
#24
ocean...
whos to say theres only oceans at the surface?
there might be oceans in giant water containers within the clockworks
Thu, 10/15/2015 - 12:13
#25
I'm a wizard
I update priz boxs
Spoopster Prize Box
(95.5%) Spoop Dogg Prize Box
(00.5%) The Ban Stick
Spoop Dogg Prize Box
(95.5%) Spoopy Speleton Prize Box
(00.5%) Spoopster Prize Box
Spoopy Speleton Prize Box
(95.5%) Spoopy Cardboard Box
(00.5%) Spoop Dogg Prize Box
Spoopy Cardboard Box
(95.5%) sp00py priz bx
(00.5%) Spoopy Speleton Prize Box
sp00py priz bx
(95.5%) Dust Confetti
(00.5%) Spoopy Cardboard Box
Thu, 10/15/2015 - 12:20
#26
She turned me into a newt!
ME:
5% crystal bomb
5% salt bomb
5% winmillion
50% prismatic bolted vee x100
5% 1 crown
.0000001% update news for future updates
29.0000009% Cautery sword
Thu, 10/15/2015 - 17:06
#27
Also-
99.9% salt bomb
.1% curse themed haze bomb
Tue, 10/20/2015 - 17:18
#28
Hail, king tinkinzar!
49.999% darkfangshield
49.999% gunpup drakon (rt drakon sexy af)
0.002% ctr/asi VH construct H thwack hammer + wrench wand
GIVE IT TO ME OOO JUST GIVE IT TO ME DAAAAH
Tue, 10/20/2015 - 18:22
#29
...
Weren't you just Kingtinkinzar earlier?
Tue, 10/20/2015 - 18:56
#30
Hopes and dreams.
Followed by
Hopes and dreams.
Followed by imagination and fantasies.
Which essentially amounts to nothing in the physical sense.
You get nothing.
Wed, 10/21/2015 - 07:06
#31
Hail, king tinkinzar!
long story vana (steam is ducked up in short)
Wed, 10/21/2015 - 08:07
#32
Salt
Lots of Salt
Nothing.
I am an empty husk.