Classic game: Two truths and a lie.

Simple game, everyone knows the rules. Tell two truths about yourself and a lie, and anyone can try to guess the lie while making two truths and a lie themselves.
BEGIN.
-My favorite color is blue.
-I hate the beach.
-I've been ziplining in the mountains of Costa Rica before.

@Soupgenie You don't actually like the color blue.
@V-D You think snipes are derpy, not cute.
-I have Minecraft.
-I have Black Ops 2.
-I have Uncharted 2.

- I lost 15 energy for switching to a proto bomb
- All of my proto gear is heat level 10
- I'm disappointed with the authentic Dark Harvest masks

Vanaduke-Destroyer: You don't have the Deluxe Starter Pack equipment, and you don't have all your Proto gear to Heat level 10.
Blazecat-Percival: Who actually has Black Ops II these days?
-My old guild Plasmatech Pride was number 2 in the guild Blast Network leaderboards.
-I hate dogs.
-My pet rock is named Rocky. He's stoned half the time.

I am a Super saiyan
I am a king
I am The black Rock shooter

@Soup - Correct on the first one, I don't have it all. I'm missing the armor. Second - Wrong. Correct answer: Authentic Dark Harvest masks. I'm not at all disappointed with them.
- My forum avatar looks somewhat like my in-game character.
- I have 2 alternate knights.
- I don't play SK on this site.

@Soupgenie: I have Black Ops II, and I actually play it too. A bit. Your rock lie is a fake out, isn't it?
@Fire-Herat: You ain't a king.
I have a useless sword.
I have a useless mask.
I have a useless trinket.

Not 2 lies and a truth!
Also, wrong - the answer is: I don't play SK on this site. I actually do, though rarely. I usually play on Kongregate.
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This thread is 2 truths and a lie.
This thread is for 2 truths and a lie.
This thread is for posting in.

They were All Lies!
OT: The thread isn't for posting in
I have coffee
I ate all the snacks
I'm behind you

Nope, the answer is #1. This thread is Spiral Knights - Classic game: Two truths and a lie., not 2 truths and a lie.
Lie: #3. I checked, you're not behind me.

You know what? I think I'll be back here after I actually think of better things to use, kay?

There is a useless trinket. The one that offers Sleep resistance (Kat Nip I think it's called? I dunno, I haven't played this game in more than two years.)
-I have a Pumpkin Bomb Bandolier and a Sprinkle Aura on my Plasmatech Costume armor, and I got them both for free.
-My favorite sport is basketball.
-I have a pattern for where I put the lies in this thread.

Yeah, on at least three separate occasions I've had people come up to me and give me free stuff because they were permanently leaving the game. Also because they hated how it seemed like the game was about to be only about cosmetics (and lookit us now!). Other stuff included were that summer medallion and some hundred-thousand crowns. "Pay it forward," they said. My guild flourished after that.
Enough history lessons.

Okay I'm back.
-I have never died while playing DayZ.
-I sold my Brandish because I thought it was the same thing as the Calibur.
-I made a Divine Avenger on my main, then never used it again.

- I use the Foodfight quote, "Frankly, I don't give a spam" sometimes in LD.
- It's 6:40 am in my area as I post this.
- I had changed my name and back in one month.

- I play TerraTech
- I have max level in DOTA 2
- I am on Reddit

I have never gotten rekt while playing DayZ, guess why? Because I don't have DayZ! :D
I sold the brandish in a different account.
@Matik - You're not Max level in Dota 2.

-I have Terraria.
-I own Super Mario Maker.
-I have beaten Terraria. (Matik. Dont look on my steam account since i have you on my friends list on steam. Same for you Pi.)
By the way now i know Crazee Pi and Pipipipipi are alts of eachother so im basically Crazee's friend now.

@Kian-Slime-Master
Lie: Beaten Terraria
-I haven't beaten any of the SK Vanguard missions.
-I have had 2 different SK accounts at some point, and one was abandoned.
-I did a prank in SK with my brother called the "Terrible Twins": saying the same thing at the same time messing with people. In this, I was called "Terrible-Twin-Two".
- I own all of the Deluxe Starter Pack equipment (Tri-Guard Armor+Helm, Red Saber, Chilling Duelist, Static Flash, Green Ward)
- Snipes are cute
- I have an achievement that I didn't fulfill the requirements for