April Fools' Day. The universal holiday of messing with people.
In addition to the monster dialogue given to us on this day, I'm proposing an extremely temporary change to Tier 3.
Every time a melee-oriented monster attacks a Knight and successfully makes contact, there would be a 1/5 chance to send the Knight flying across the room. Think the KB of a Big Angry Bomb on zombies.
The reason for it only affecting Tier 3 is to go easy on the newbies. Defender Elites, Champions, and Vanguards should be conditioned to difficulty at their rank. (And should be able to take a joke by then).
Yes, it's absolutely insane. But it's for April 1st pranking, so I see no downsides to this.
Thoughts?
Give people five minutes to do FSC.
See how they like it.