SK DIED or no ? 12.0

People won't buy OOO's presents so they can afford them free presents at their birthday.
And it's been a year since the last SK DIED or no thread.
Clearly this means SK DIED.

what about turkeys? Gonna be Thanksgiving soon, so we'll be seeing plenty of gobblesnipes in the near future :D (i hope)

"Spiral Knights [has] undoubtedly died... It [is] a [c][r]im[e] to not believe so." - excerpts from Cyphereau's Guide to the Universe 101.00001/2. (11-19-2015)

PERSONAL SANITY.
Mmmmmm....YES.
That sounds like a most appropriate topic for gentlemen and gentle ladies such as ourselves.
And to start discussing our capacities to maintain a soul within the mechanical bowels of HELL.
...also known as cradle.
I propose we mention the last thing we did to our enemies and horribly EXAGGERATE the facts in the most...GRUESOME AND ENTERTAINING way possible...hehehehehehehehehehe...
For example. Last week I killed some wolvers.
I skewered them like kebabs with my Grand flourish and decided that...I WAS HUNGRY.
So like any sensible knight would have done, I decided to Impale them ASS FIRST with my Grand flourish and roast them over an open fire.
But you know wolvers are a bunch of fur and nothing else...So all I tasted was HAIR.
What does a gremlin taste like I wonder...?

i thought this was one of the actual posts for a second omg

@Umbra-Lunatis
Why would you not? They're really nice and juicy.

As a member of the Dark Snipe Sacrificing Cult,I can confirm that Snipes taste like Chicken.

what if snipes are actually winged piranhas that eat strangers

SK will only die when there is no one left to say it died.
Or the GMs close their servers, either one.
Also, question: if only one player were playing, would the GMs go on Arcade runs with that player?
@Snipe discussion: I used to eat all snipes, but now I'm above that. Now I only eat gobble snipes and rocket snipes. Also, Strangers are robotic incarnations of Snipe queens. Snipe queens are actually extinct...they're all that's left to keep snipes from being gobbled.
sk is kill. all devs are kill. all gms are ded and prize boxes have become sentient and taken over the facility.
...now that we've gotten the Steam Community out of the picture by voicing everything they have to say about the game, what shall we discuss?