Ask me a question about stuff and I'll give you advice on what to do.
Pi's Life Advice (not to be taken seriously)
Wed, 11/25/2015 - 11:14
Wed, 11/25/2015 - 11:41
#2
I'm a Wizard
If I had an M4, should I shoot my neighbor's garden gnomes or car?
Wed, 11/25/2015 - 11:45
#3
Remember, don't shoot food.
So if I have 2 friends and 3 apples, and I already ate, who should get 2 apples?
Well the obvious answer would be me, but you're probably not looking for that answer, so...
I recommend you take a closer look at the apples. See how low quality those apples are? Those low quality apples are too bad, so take your apples and throw them at the guy who sold them to you. Throw them through his store's window! I want a refund, darn it.
If I had an M4, should I shoot my neighbor's garden gnomes or car?
Shoot his flamingo. My neighbor's flamingo always winds up on my yard, so I shot it and ate it.
It tasted horrible. What kind of neighbor buys plastic flamingo? Be a man and buy some REAL flamingos.
Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:29
#4
What to do with an annoying
What to do with an annoying person, whether on forums or not?
Wed, 11/25/2015 - 19:23
#5
I'm a Wizard
I shot the flamingo and my neighbor got mad and shot me with a Desert Eagle. I'm bleeding, what do I do?
Wed, 11/25/2015 - 20:05
#6
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Which is better: 42 or π (that's a lame pie symbol)?
Thu, 11/26/2015 - 10:35
#7
Fangel is declaring war on... Either Professor-Ego, Kingtinkinzar, or both.
To stop the war, I need to bring Fangel pie.
However, I have no pie.
Six-From-Syrup will give me free pie.
However, I don't know where Six-From-Syrup lives.
How do I find Six-From-Syrup and get pie to stop the war?
Thu, 11/26/2015 - 22:03
#8
Remember, don't shoot food.
What to do with an annoying person, whether on forums or not?
First off, stop pretending to be somebody you aren't. I know its hard to admit it (I mean I have a hard time admitting that I'm a six foot tall midget), but you are a squid kid, not a robot. I recommend you look in the mirror everyday and tell yourself "I am a very sophisticated squid kid, not a very sophisticated robot, although it would be really cool if I was one." Trust me, you can't go anywhere in life as a robot with a lot of weapons, except maybe everywhere.
Secondly, give them advice on how not to be annoying. Harold used to annoy me, so I gave him advice. Eventually I started bearing less of him. I don't know if this has anything to do with how he has amnesia or something, but the only thing he can't remember is me.
I shot the flamingo and my neighbor got mad and shot me with a Desert Eagle. I'm bleeding, what do I do?
Well, I recommend you put that blood to good use. Blood can be used as a replacement for ink in your pen, as well as getting rid of those ketchup stains on your favorite red shirt. My recommendation though is to craft a sword out of your blood and show it to all of your friends. While you're at it might as well add a kidney and give the sword to your neighbor. I gave a kidney sword the Harold and he just left, I mean, he didn't even take the sword, that bucket. Feel free to shoot his flamingo all you like while he's gone.
How do I find Six-From-Syrup and get pie to stop the war?
Well I looked it up on google maps, and Six is a liar. There is no place called Syrup. I bet his name isn't Six either. Whatever your name is, take your pie back, I don't need your stinking pies. I bet I can do better without any of your pies.
Which is better: 42 or π (that's a lame pie symbol)?
Judging by my name, I say its 15, seeing as thats the amount of characters in my name. Why do they call it a character anyway? Are they real people? Will they stab me in the back when I'm not looking? Who's their manager? I want to file a complaint, darn it.
Fri, 11/27/2015 - 10:43
#9
How do I build a time machine?
Sat, 11/28/2015 - 17:59
#10
*Slips a random piece of paper under the doorway, saying;
How does one stop attracting other people to them, even though they didn't do much?
I literally just told a lame pun and now everyone wants to be my friend.
Sat, 11/28/2015 - 14:11
#11
If something can't be fixed
If something can't be fixed (whether a machine or an argument) then should I tape it so it gets fixed faster or what?
Wed, 01/13/2016 - 11:13
#12
I'm a Wizard
how do I cook a flamingo
Thu, 12/03/2015 - 12:43
#13
MeeM
If the Warmaster declined my design for a new robotic weapon because it doesn't look like something that has a weakness to at least one Spiral Order weapon, how would I make it better?
So if I have 2 friends and 3 apples, and I already ate, who should get 2 apples?