...Bungie to create the greatest video game ever. I mean, look at what we have:
1. A fantastic world made via spectacular miracles of engineering and science
2. A hostile, strong, race that can easily be made more terrifying than they are now, with multi-jointed legs and harsh beliefs
3. The same sort of armor structure that makes up SPARTAN-II armor
4. A horrifying eldritch abomination (flood vs. swarm)
5. Colorful weapons with weird abilities
6. And many unique properties that would work in shooters and RPGs and make this game popular.
Seems like it would work. Halo Knights anyone?
What if OOO partnered up with...
Thu, 01/14/2016 - 09:17
Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:11
#2
I'm a Wizard
...Activision to create the greatest video game ever. I mean, look at what we have:
1. A fantastic world made via spectacular miracles of engineering and hax.
2. A hostile, guild of people who love to aimbot.
3. The same sort of armor structure that is still susceptible to gunfire
4. A horrifying eldritch abomination (flying car vs. swarm)
5. Colorful stickers with weird abilities
6. And many unique properties that would work in FPS's and RPGs and make this game easy.
Seems like it would work. Cod Knights anyone?
Thu, 01/14/2016 - 10:54
#3
...FromSoftware to create the
...FromSoftware to create the greatest video game ever. I mean, look at what we have:
1. A fantastic world made via spectacular miracles of heat and souls and crystal engergy
2. A hostile, strong, race that can easily be made more terrifying than they are now by making them all undead
3. The same sort of armor structure that makes up the Elite Knight set
4. A horrifying eldritch abomination (Gwyndolin vs. swarm)
5. Dark weapons with Get Gud abilities
6. And many unique properties that would work in action games and RPGs and make this game popular.
Seems like it would work. Spiral Souls anyone?
Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:30
#4
Remember, don't shoot food.
...Square Enix to create the greatest video game ever. I mean, look at what we have:
1. A fantastic world made via spectacular miracles of grinding and encountering monsters
2. A hostile, strong, race that can't easily be made more terrifying than they are now because they're actually black mages
3. The same sort of armor structure that makes up that stuff you gave that person only to have them leave you
4. A horrifying eldritch abomination (more recent chocobo vs. swarm)
5. Huge swords with abilities to be held with one hand without trouble
6. And many unique properties that would work in turn based RPGs and non-turn based RPGs and make this game popular.
Seems like it would work. Fantasy Knights anyone?
Mon, 01/18/2016 - 23:15
#5
....A development team to create the greatest video game ever. I mean, look at what we have:
1. A fastastic playerbase that wants more content
2. A hostile, strong playerbase that hates prize boxes
3. The same sort of programming structure that makes up most games
4. A horrifying lack of regular updates
5. Tons of swords and bombs that need fixing or creating
6. Many unique ideas in the suggestions forum that would work in Spiral Knights and could make this game popular
Seems like it would work. Spiral Knights anyone?
Wed, 01/27/2016 - 19:22
#6
...monomipark to create the greatest video game ever. I mean, look at what we have:
1. A fantastic world made via spectacular miracles of science and cute stuff
2. A hostile, cute creature that charges at you and smacks you
3. The same sort of weapon structure that makes up anti-cute thing blasters
4. A horrifying eldritch abomination (tarr vs. swarm)
5. Colorful cute things with weird abilities
6. And many unique properties that would work in shooters and puzzles and make this game popular.
Seems like it would work. Spiral Ranchers anyone?
Thu, 02/04/2016 - 17:13
#7
up there ^
Yes. I would love to suck up Kat slimes with my new Divine Suckvenger!
Thu, 02/04/2016 - 17:14
#8
up there ^
dual post
Tue, 03/29/2016 - 21:23
#9
I got one
...Three Rings to create the greatest video game ever. I mean, look at what we have:
1. A fantastic world made via randomly generated levels of chaos and wonder
2. A hostile, terrestrial life consisting of various species of creatures and machines
3. The same sort of-
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OOO is Three Rings? I thought OOO meant Onion Rings, or, something.
Sun, 06/12/2016 - 20:11
#10
Star vs. The Forces of Evil was my Inspiration
...Nintendo to create the greatest video game ever. I mean, look at what we have:
1. A fantastic world made via spectacular miracles of pixels and 3d-Action.
2. A hostile company that lustfully loves money.
3. The same sort of armor structure that is still suspectable for the Wii U.
4. A horrifying eldritch abomination (pokemon vs. swarm)
5. A difficulty and database meant for five year olds.
6. An many unique properties that would work in kids games and puzzles that make this game popular.
Seems like it would work. Baby Knights anyone?
...Willy Wonka to create the greatest video game ever. I mean, look at what we have:
1. A fantastic world made via spectacular miracles of engineering and chocolate
2. A hostile, chubby kid that can easily be made more terrifying than he is now, with multi-jointed legs and harsh beliefs
3. The same sort of armor structure that makes up a Cadbury's Cream Egg
4. A horrifying eldritch abomination (oompaloompas vs. swarm)
5. Colorful candies with weird abilities
6. And many unique properties that would work in confections and RPGs and make this game saccharine.
Seems like it would work. Charlie Knights anyone?