Mechominus tramples Firefly in a trail of invisible carnage.

(the magic big angry mob comes and explodes the post #4 (the magic big angry mob stops gamebreakers like Matikclocker the Deconstructer.)
This part is NOT an action, but a magic big angry mob like the one in the "I stole the cookie" game that takes coffee breaks when rulebreakers are exploded.)
My real action:
Mechominus eats Mechanolord.

@Monsterbrine not even Kian would treat Crazee Pi with the LAST, and you are trying to probe my posts with the magical angry mob. Seems you really don't like me.

Mechominus is already dead.

Mechanolord walks and meets Bastion from Overwatch. They befriend and go out watch birds.

Mechanolord makes a campfire out of their fire, thus extinguishing them. Weird.

Bastion brings out a banjo and plays it.

The night fell very fast and an army of living banjos invades Mechanolord and Bastion.

Bastion slaps the person who tells him again that banjos are evil.

Mechanolord uses the moment to sneak out of the fight between Banjos and Campfires. Bastion was left behind and became one of banjos.

The banjo king comes in and pours a bucket of water on all the campfires, extinguishing them.

More banjos come to fight the now extingusished campfires.

The banjos and campfires warp back into existence and begin fighting again.

The poundizer is offended that Mechanolord would use them in auch a way and will only forgive him if he promises to bow to every poundizer he meets.

The poundizer gets angry! Several other poundizers come out of the shadows and fuse toghether to form a slightly bigger poundizer! The slightly bigger poundizer has an anti-annihilation shield, making it immune to annihilations.

The slightly bigger poundizer attacks Mechanolord!

Mechanolord is stopped as a banjo approaches him. "You stepped into my line of sight! How rude of you!"

Mechanolord is suddenly engaged in a Banjomon battle! The opposing banjo sends out BILLANJO to attack.

@#$% %&@¢ $£¥∆ #₱‰±!!!

You can't escape a trainer battle!

BILLANJO uses Ice Beam on TRACER! The Ice Beam and Tracer have a nice chat before the Ice Beam hits her.

Mechanolord is unable to flee as they are still technically in a trainer battle.

Suddenly, a strange beam comes out of a nearby building! The beam creates a giant shield. The Banjo Trainer, Billanjo, Mechanolord, Tracer, UnkindGraph, and Kyle are all inside the shield. The Banjos, the Campfires, Bastion, and the Slightly Bigger Poundizer are all outside the shield.

It doesn't look like the shield is going to go away any time soon.

The Banjo Trainer is annihilation proof, but Billanjo faints.

Mechanolord received 10 Banjo dollars.

The non-fusion shield extends beneath the ground, stopping the Annihildrill from reaching the core. The non-fusion shield is also too thick for Tracer to blink through.

A giant TV comes out of the ground. The TV shows a strange figure. "You are Matikclocker, correct?" the strange figure says to Mechanolord.

The Banjo Trainer's Pulser Pistol shield blocks the Pulser Pistols, before the Pulser Pistol shield runs off.

The Banjos point out that Bastion joined the Banjos earlier, and friendly fire is turned off.

The strange figure makes an offer for everybody's freedom in exchange for Matikclocker.

The Insta-Hit Pulse Bomb completely misses and hits a rock instead. The rock apologizes to Tracer for being hit in the face by a pulse bomb.

The Banjo Trainer explains that Mechanolord went into his line of sight, and thus he had to battle him.

An opening in the shield appears near Matikclocker, allowing him to go in.

The strange figure quietly explains to Mechanolord that all he has to do is get Matikclocker inside the shield and have everybody except Matikclocker stand in one place then everybody is free.

The campfires fire back with actual fire.

"A deal's a deal," said the strange figure. Another beam comes out of the building and hits Mechanolord, Tracer, UnkindGraph, and the Banjo Trainer, immobilizing them all. The beam begins moving up, and as it moves up, the group moves up. They are eventually put through a recently opened hole in the shield before the hole closes, causing the beam to no longer hit them and putting them on top of the shield.

Mechanolord earned 0 CRN, because Banjo Dollars are a worthless currency that only the Banjo Trainer uses.

Suddenly, a group of five robots rocket into an opening in the shield that closes immediately afterwards. They each seem to be themed after different elements: fire, water, electricity, earth, and air.

"Sorry, but I have to go now," the strange figure said, "Could you possibly die for the next one to speak to you?"

The fire robot starts off by useing a flamethrower on Matik.

The fire robot realizes that the fire isn't doing anything, so the water robot sprays a hose onto Matik, before shooting ice chunks at him.

Genericogsfield suddenly gets up and punches Incognites in the face.

The Banjo Trainer points out that he was just following the Banjo Trainer rule of fighting people when they enter your line of sight (something every Banjo Trainer does), and that both Mechanolord and his Banjomon attempted to attack him while the BT's Banjomon only attacked Mechanolord's Banjomon, and that Mechanolord has to be there to confirm he was attacked anyway.

The Protonium Council believe the BT and send a ship to where Mechanolord and Tracer are in order to arrest them.

The Earth Robot shrugged and threw giant boulders at Matik.

Genericogsfield uppercuts Incognites, causing them to fly towards Mechanolord and Tracer.

The Banjo Trainer points out that it wasn't Earth they were on, and that the Protonium Council really shouldn't attempt to use stereotypes as evidence. The BT also points out that, regardless of whether it hit or not, Mechanolord still attempted to attack the BT, and Mechanolord's Banjomon attempted to attack after the battle was over.

The Protonium Council are unable to arrest BT or recall the police spaceships.

The BT asks why Marrey is still a member if he's so stupid.

((That's why I suggested moving this to a new thread.))

Matikclocker said that the boulders were more better than his visit at Jones BBQ & Foot Massage restaurant, the best restaurant in the universe. He seems to like the elemental robots, even if what they try to do is to destroy him. He calls the Air Elemental Robot.

Tracer blinks out with Mechanolord before Incognites crush him. Incognites kick Genericogsfield into his legs.

The Protonium Council threatens BT that if he continues this "pointing out" (which they don't know what that means) and call out Tracer as a "banjomon" then he will be executed. Lastly, they didn't arrest him for now, but only for the purpose of gaining more information from him. They still recall the police starships, seeing as nothing can stop them from doing that.

They also say that it's a wonder and a mystery of how Marrey is still the member of the council.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet Matikclocker is on...
A human working for E14 builds a mining station to extract Nonsensonium from Planet [insertplanetnamehere].

The Nonsensonium is a mineral that can cause random things. Because it's very dangerous and rare, it sells for a large amount of money, but if they will be absorbed by one person, then the the King of Nonsense and Random emerges, which is capable of creating nonsense and nonsensical characters who cause more nonsense which can create nonsense bacteria which cause even more nonsense.

The Protonium Council guards takes the Banjo Trainer away, seeing as their work day is nearing the end.

There's actually nonsense on Insertplanetnamehere. This would explain why banjos and campfires came alive and why this planet got such a random name.

The Incognites throw a tree at Genericogsfield. The tree apologizes to Incognites before walking off.

Matikclocker becomes overcharged! He runs around like wild. After a while he calms down and he tells the Electric Elemental Robot that it was a nice rollercoaster ride. He still has no idea what the Air Elemental has prepared for him.

Mechanolord and Tracer settle down on planet Arf, a desert planet where a legend says that there was life and it can reappear with caring about every part of the desert.

The Protonium Council shrugs it off. They wanted to free BT anyways, those lazy buns. They return to watching the whole universe.
They notice a drill construction site on Insertplanetnamehere, a glass of water on Arf and some stuff happening on Planet Nopington (the planet where Gemericogsfield and Incognites are places)

The human bangs his head on his drill before heading to Planet Planet, a planet that's inside the planet and contains Nonsensonium.

Genericogsfield has fallen. A cake shop inside it explodes, causing Pickles and Dee to fly out of it.

Incognites return to the position it came from and waits on Genericogsfield to be rebuilt.

Matikclocker flies high up, does some tricks, then lands. It tells the Air Elemental Robot that he learned some stunts on the way.

Tracer blinks up to the glass of water. Suddenly, she realises that it's a trap! The water glass falls on her, trapping Tracer and spilling the water all over the area. Nothing happened though. She called Mechanolord for help.
...
* But nobody came...

From the undergrounds of Arf, a scream comes out. Mechanolord gets pulled there, only to find out it's one of Jones BBQ & Foot Massage restaurants hidden beneath the Arf. The employees thank Mechanolord for spilling large amounts of water to the undergrounds. As a reward, Mechanolord gets everything from the Arfian Jones BBQ & Foot Massage restaurant for free. Mechanolord orders a Big Fatty Jones Steak.

The Banjo Trainer thinks all the robots must be Banjomon.

There are no planets inside Insertplanetnamehere, unless Planet Planet is inside a different planet or something.

An oval walks up to Incognites and dies.

The robots nod to each other. The earth robot punches the ground, somehow causing earth to surround Matik's feet, preventing him from moving too much. The water robot shoots water onto the ground and the fire robot fires at the water, creating steam. The air robot blows the steam towards Matik, making it hard for them to see. Suddenly, fists begin flying towards Matik from the steam at lightning speeds.

The TV suddenly turns back on. "Hello? Is this thing on?" said a voice that's different from the strange figure's voice. There's too much steam to see their face.

The carrot screams and runs off after seeing Tracer murder his friend. The sand comes to life due to having water spilled on it. The sand, thinking Tracer and the cup looks like a good meal, suddenly begins filling the cup, giving Tracer little room to breath, and proceeds to cover the outside of the cup and begins pulling Tracer and the cup down.