actually it's just a flamberge reskin. Furious Fork, 10kce, send a mail to IGN Umbra-Lunatis if interested, et cetera.

It is day 493 of my endless journey through the dark abyss of fast food service. Countless cashiers before me have been beaten down mercilessly by the endless turmoil of serving customer after customer, each one growing larger and more vehement than the last, until finally there comes a light in the darkness, a polite patron of our humble restaurant, leaving as quickly as they had arrived and beginning the aforementioned process anew and twofold.
Dear reader, I beg of you: Grant me the service of relieving me and my countless fallen brethren from this endless cycle. Take the Fork from my withered vessel and let me, at last, finally crumble to the primordial, ancient dust we are all designed from, finally relinquished from the incessant cycle of suffering this neverending wheel of employees must be forced upon for what seems to be the brink of eternity.

(also i need to buy an evo catalyst for my seraphynx. tyvm)