Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR
Tue, 04/05/2016 - 00:12
#102
I dunno.
I'll just... go ahead and hit on Katie.
Tue, 04/05/2016 - 09:51
#103
Cake Simulator - Day 5-6
@Matik - Reynold reluctantly buys the Chocolate Slice for $6.00. Your balance is now $10.45.
@Delecated - I dub you as Dee. Katie thinks disapproves of you hitting on her and may have threatened to shoot you with her father's pistol?
Tue, 04/05/2016 - 10:20
#104
Remember, don't shoot food.
Apologize for Dee's behavior and promise it'll never happen again before dragging Dee away.
Tue, 04/05/2016 - 13:15
#105
Cake Simulator - Day 5-7
Martin wants to buy 4 Generic Slices for $7.50.
Dee gained the Intimidated perk. His Charisma and Attack was reduced by 50%.
Tue, 04/05/2016 - 13:18
#106
Cake Simulator - Day 5-7
...crap.
Tue, 04/05/2016 - 13:39
#107
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unintimidate Dee.
Tue, 04/05/2016 - 15:06
#108
Hm
Sell the four generic slices to Martin.
Tue, 04/05/2016 - 20:25
#109
Cake Simulator - Day 5-8
Dee has been Unintimidated.
You sold 4 Generic Slices. Your Balance is now $11.95.
Timmy is back and he wants to buy 3 Generic Slices for $50.
[ I don't think so. ]
[ No. ]
[ You think you can just come back here and scam me again, huh, PUNK? ]
[ Okay. ]
[ Give me the rest of what you owe me or I'll Murder you. ]
Tue, 04/05/2016 - 21:32
#110
Remember, don't shoot food.
Make him show the money first.
Don't let Matik have any decision in whether or not we sell it to him.
Tue, 04/05/2016 - 21:43
#111
The scammed amount may exceed
The scammed amount may exceed Aggro Cap of 10 dollars (previous post saying Aggro Cap is 9 dollars is a mistake, it is current price owed by Timmy in scamming process)
Observe Timmy's money checking any anomalies.
Tue, 04/05/2016 - 21:51
#112
Remember, don't shoot food.
Tell Matik that he isn't allowed to kill Timmy either.
Wed, 04/06/2016 - 07:45
#113
Cake Simulator - Day 5-9
Timmy's muny
$17 $18 $11 $4
crayon
Wed, 04/06/2016 - 10:17
#114
Remember, don't shoot food.
Inspect the crayon.
Make Dee guard the cake in case Timmy tries to steal it.
Wed, 04/06/2016 - 10:58
#115
Cake Simulator - Day 5-10
Now that you think about it, those dollars look like they're made of crayon.
Wed, 04/06/2016 - 14:17
#116
More fake money, huh?
Alright, I have had enough of Timmy. I say we ban him from the shop.
Wed, 04/06/2016 - 22:32
#117
We need to play it the correct way.
Hey dudes, while you are doing inspections, I will go talk with Orange Juice stall employees.
Wander out of the Cake Stall and visit Katie and Sarah.
Wed, 04/06/2016 - 22:53
#118
Remember, don't shoot food.
Don't sell the cake or ban Timmy.
Take a closer look at the crayon instead.
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 09:16
#119
Cake Simulator - Day 5-11
@Crazee-Pi - It's a useless green stick. Wasn't that interesting. You checked for a dollar wrapping around the crayon but there's no wrapper thing.
@Matik - Katie makes a deal, you can trade 2 Cake Slices for 3 Orange Juices every day. You just can't sell them. Because you don't have an Orange Juice Selling License. It's just for drinking.
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 10:12
#120
Remember, don't shoot food.
Contine observing the crayon.
I MUST FIND OUT IT'S SECRETS!
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 17:02
#121
Raise your guinea pigs Ladles and Jellyspoons!
I change my name to Ed (or Eddie, or Edward, P.S. totally not my real name but you didn't hear that from me)
*wanders into the cake stall* What is this? something HAPPENED? and what the heck is this crayon thing?
I observe the crayon with Pickles while discussing who this Sarah person is and why she was looking at me funny.
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 17:43
#122
*a mouse scurries over to the
*a mouse scurries over to the cake stall and sniffs cautiously at various cakes. Not trusting them, it sits on the table and waits for something to happen.
This mouse could be useful - she's very good at stealing things...
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 18:53
#123
Raise your guinea pigs Ladles and Jellyspoons!
Ah! A fellow Rodent! Not a guinea pig though, though I suppose you'll have to do. Right, my Queen, see that orange juice shop over there? Spy on the one they call Sarah. Now scurry cousin scurry! (If wasn't obvious, which it isn't at all, I'm a guinea pig knight)
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 21:07
#124
Cake Simulator - Day 5-12
@Crazee-Pi >>> The pressure was too much. The crayon exploded.
@Inquisitive-Ed >>> Sarah kicked the Rat away when it got into her sight.
Day End
Inventory
Daily Cake Mix
Generic Slice x7
Mediocre Cupcake x2
Chocolate Cupcake
Orange Juice x2
Raisin Cookies x2
Money - $11.95
Shop
Unflavored Prices ain't in effect no more.
Cake Mix - $3.00
Chocolate - $5.00
Vanilla - $7.00
Raisin Cookies - EMPTY
Perks
Sprinkles - $4.00
You leveled up. You automatically gained perks.
Matikclocker: Vigilance
Stop and Intimidate thieves.
Crazee-Pi: Hazard
Can use the Beat Punch skill, which does heavy blunt damage.
Inquisitive-Ego: Captainlike Figure
Can use the Forced Command skill, which forcefully makes someone with a lower rank than you do an action. 50% Success chance.
Delecated: Semi-Intimidated
Attack and Charisma for this character reduced by 10%. Defense increased by ??.
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 22:08
#125
Remember, don't shoot food.
Use Beat Punch on Earl to establish myself as a higher rank then him, then use the orange juice to heal him.
Buy the sprinkles.
Look at the crayon that exploded.
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 22:16
#126
Let's assign roles!
My Vigilance perk makes me a new Guard, so I will be guarding the cake stall. And sometimes hanging out with Katie and Sarah.
Pickles will be the attack specialist, his Hazard perk gives him a new attack.
Ed is our captain, since he has access to Forced Command, he will be throwing us everywhere he wants!
Dee will act as our meat shield lel. Since he gets traded in attack and charisma for moar defense, he will come in fight as a shield!
Hire Rodent-Queen or not?
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Say "no, thanks" to Katie, thus rejecting the offer.
I guard the cake and orange juice stall.
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 22:18
#127
Remember, don't shoot food.
Ignore Matik, say yes to the deal instead.
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 22:28
#128
Since Orange Juice heals...
I change my mind and accept Katie's offer.
Small recap: 2 Cake Slices for 3 Orange Juice every day.
Btw, how we can obtain the Orange Juice Selling License?
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 22:39
#129
Remember, don't shoot food.
We don't know if they do yet, silly. I'm just trying it in hopes that it works.
It's just that I don't see any downside to doing it.
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 01:55
#130
*sniff sniff
I approach the orange juice stall, keeping low to the ground and trying not to be noticed. Conversation drifts down to the floor where I crouch under the table. Words reach my ears...
"We attack at dawn! Are the orange drones prepared, Sarah?"
There is no reply from the second party. Someone approaches the table. With a squeak of fear, I hurry away to report back to Inquiz...
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 09:21
#131
Cake Simulator - Day 6-1
Your balance is now $7.95.
Sprinkles passively increases the price of Cakes and Cupcakes.
@Crazee-Pickles >>> Pickles has been promoted to Rank 4.
@Rodent-Queen >>> The rodent woke up from a dream. Xe was unconscious from Sarah kicking xer.
@Matikclocker >>> Orange Juice Selling Licenses can only be bought and used by girls. Also, even if you were a girl, you can't use it within a 24 feet proximity of other users.
Ed is Rank 5.
Matik is Rank 5.
Delecated is Rank 8.
Rodent is a rodent, so... Rank 11.
Today, it was rainy. Katie told you at Sarah was off at the dentist, but she couldn't sell Orange Juice and take care of her cat at the same time. If you take care of the cat, you will receive up to $7.00.
Well, it's raining. You can't sell on a rainy day, but they could apparently. What should you do today?
1 [ Play Video Game ]
2 [ Play Video Game ]
3 [ Play Video Game ]
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 09:40
#132
Remember, don't shoot food.
Take care of the cat.
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 10:30
#133
Basically Ed has his ability
Basically Ed has his ability to force people to do something with a 50% success chance, so he might use it to reclaim leadership. If it fails, we can overthrow Pickles and downgrade him to a rank below Delecated. Just suggesting.
I search for wood (or other material) to build a roof to the cake stall. This will allow us to sell cakes in rainy days.
What perks will we get at next level?
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 11:36
#134
Cake Simulator - Day 6-2
@Matik > Ed's commands can only work on lower ranked people. And perks are a mystery.
Matik went outside for a stroll. He finds... A cardboard board! Take it or keep walking.
Everyone else:
The cat is on the hunt. It found something. What to do?
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 12:21
#135
I take it to the nearest
I take it to the nearest storage and keep walking. How does our house look like?
I think of making a map with the board, but I need to think about it further...
I won't even try to overthrow Pickles. He's the defacto leader and he can punish us with a Beat Punch.
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 13:09
#136
Remember, don't shoot food.
To be fair I was kinda tempted to punch both you and Earl to establish dominance before the rank thing, but I decided against it.
I look at what the cat found.
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 16:02
#137
Cat Simulator - Day 6-3
The cat found Rodent-Queen and is about to eat xer.
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 18:55
#138
Time to put my abilities to the test!
I throw myself in front of Rodent-Queen, shielding xer from the feline assault.
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 19:34
#139
Cat Simulator - Day 6-4
The cat harmlessly bumps into Delecated. The cat decides to walk around delecated.
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 19:48
#140
Remember, don't shoot food.
I do this.
The cat is temporarily too confused to eat Rodent-Queen.
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 02:28
#141
Victory!
In the cat's confusion, I leap onto its back and grab onto it's fur.
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 06:27
#142
Remember, don't shoot food.
I take Rodent-Queen off of the cat's back.
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 09:22
#143
Cat Simulator - Day 6-5
The cat hisses at Pickles, then acts like it's dead.
What to do?
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 09:42
#144
I don't care about it. I
I don't care about it. I still go scavenging.
As I said (and Blaze failed to see), store the cardboard board and look for more parts (or tools) to make a roof for our cake stall.
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 09:44
#145
Double post!
People who take care of the cat can try to wake it up.
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 10:43
#146
Let's see if this works...
I place a bowl of orange juice besides the playing dead cat.
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 11:58
#147
Cat Simulator - Day 6-6
The cat hisses at the orange juice.
Matikclocker finds someone's stall. It's got one of those slippery waterproof awnings on it.
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 14:46
#148
Remember, don't shoot food.
I take the cardboard box that Matik stored and put it near the cat.
Sun, 04/10/2016 - 02:18
#149
I salvage the whole stall,
I salvage the whole stall, then store the parts in our house (if we have one)
After I come back home, I tell Pickles not to use the cardboard board, because it could be used as a neighborhood map. Or something else.
Sun, 04/10/2016 - 09:59
#150
Remember, don't shoot food.
I lightly punch Matik before he touches the stall, preventing him from doing so. It could be the Orange Juice stall.
I looked at Sarah, thinking if she likes Earl, or even loves him.
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Haggle Reynold. He can buy 1 Generic Slice for the amount he offers. Minimum for Chocolate Slices is $6.00.