Clockwork Wandering (RP)
Sun, 03/06/2016 - 19:43
Never done this before; though I have played D&D, so my improv skills are good enough for what is essentially a play-by-post just on the internet.
I would ask for a small number of players only, but only like 5 people do these RPs anyway so I think I'm fine for player count constriction.
This is a Stat based RP, though nothing near as complex as machinauts (hows that going by the way?) and works like this.
<> HP (don't let this get to 0 or you'll need to be revived by another player)
<> Dmg-Piercing/Normal/Shadow/Elemental (dmg works like in SK super effective dmg does +2, not very effective -2)
<>Defence-Piercing/Normal/Shadow/Eelmental
<> Crowns (MOAR MONIES!!!)
STATS START AS SHOWN HERE
| HP (5), +3 normal attack, +2 other if your choice (please state, don't change), +2 all defences 0 Crowns
Combat, while infrequent, is a simple 90's 'RPG book' style, in which the the attack and defence of all members are compared, dmg is taken (1) if the enemies attack beats your defense, and vice versa, except monsters only have 1 HP (unless I feel like throwing a boss at you guys) P.S. if it doesn't make sense I can explain in the first combat
Please feel free to ask questions and please keep track of your own stats (I will keep a copy to make sure you haven't cheated ;) )
We begin on the (other) Far Side of Cradle. Please keep your material within SK lore (and speculation). I will try to look at this regularly, but I have a life... Now have at it!
>>>>>You come across a box, what do you do?<<<<<
Sun, 03/06/2016 - 20:51
#2
Remember, don't shoot food.
Use the box as armor.
Sun, 03/06/2016 - 20:57
#3
2d20's+ Cha modifier-Wis modifer= what I think of you...
@Blaze
you get 1 crown
@Crazee-Pi
gain +1 normal defense
You are going to go into the clockworks via the arcade on a scouting mission. choose a gate (make one up, I forgot the naming conventions)
Sun, 03/06/2016 - 20:59
#4
Remember, don't shoot food.
The Yellow Snow gate.
Sun, 03/06/2016 - 22:18
#5
meep meep
(Yellow Snow Gate? Sounds a lot like a gate made up of pee snow, hehehe.)
I follow Crazee and Blazecat from a distance.
Sun, 03/06/2016 - 22:48
#6
I'm a Wizard
Yellow Snow gate? Eh that sounds fine.
Mon, 03/07/2016 - 17:32
#7
2d20's+ Cha modifier-Wis modifer= what I think of you...
*Maniacal Laughter*
The next level is an unassuming gremlin clockworks tunnel with a slight pattering of freeze constructs
you are attacked by a gremlin knocker
Attack: Shadow +2, Elemental +2
Defense: all except shadow +1, shadow -2
IF YOU WIN: +1 crown
IF YOU LOSE: -1 HP
after fighting your way through a few more monsters, you are confronted with a choice: left or right?
Mon, 03/07/2016 - 17:40
#8
Remember, don't shoot food.
Left.
Mon, 03/07/2016 - 17:48
#9
2d20's+ Cha modifier-Wis modifer= what I think of you...
Just a quick note, I will only be posting after at the very least Crazee-Pi and Blaze have responded, as I don't want to leave anyone out...
redundant post I know
Mon, 03/07/2016 - 18:33
#10
I'm a Wizard
Experience has taught me that right ain't right. So left.
Tue, 03/08/2016 - 14:59
#11
2d20's+Cha modifier-Wis modifier= what I think of you
You find a key room, one of you must take the key, disabling attacking until you find the gate
You come across a lost knight, he's really snarky to you but you can tell that he is genuinely scared. What do you do?
Tue, 03/08/2016 - 15:01
#12
I'm a Wizard
I tell him that if he wants to stay alive he can hold this key and give me his armor.
Thu, 03/10/2016 - 13:56
#13
2d20's+Cha modifier-Wis modifier= what I think of you
He takes off his Cobalt armor, he's wearing another set underneath
+2 normal defence for you Blaze
You come across a wandering Mewkat. what do you do?
Thu, 03/10/2016 - 18:17
#14
Remember, don't shoot food.
I eat the Mewkat.
Fri, 03/11/2016 - 00:44
#15
Systems operational, begin exploring.
PAYLOAAAAD BOOOOOOOMB!
No, that's not an attack, I just landed, operational and ready.
I talk to the Mewkat.
Sat, 03/12/2016 - 00:46
#16
2d20's+Cha modifier-Wis modifier= what I think of you
@Crazee-Pi
It's delicious
@Matik
you get to about hello before Crazee eats it
The mewkat gives Crazee indigestion, and he pukes up a toxoil.
Attack: Peircing +2, Elemental +2
Defences: +2 peircing
assuming you survive that encounter, you come across two elevators next to each other. One is marked "2 Haevan" in scrawly lettering, the other says "Secrt entrince to mont Krampus"
Sat, 03/12/2016 - 06:00
#17
You shouldn't, Crazee
You shouldn't, Crazee Pi.
Also, enter the Krampus elevator. I am courageous.
Sat, 03/12/2016 - 12:56
#18
I'm a Wizard
Mont Krampus? Heck yeah!
Sun, 03/13/2016 - 17:46
#19
2d20's+ Cha modifier-Wis modifer= what I think of you...
*sigh*
I did spell it that way on purpose
The elevator takes you right to the top.
There are some prize boxes.
Sun, 03/13/2016 - 19:56
#20
I'm a Wizard
i know :)
I run up to the prize boxes and start stomping on them.
Tue, 03/15/2016 - 09:08
#21
I open them up and take
I open them up and take everything we've got.
Do we have an inventory? If yes, then how many slots?
Tue, 03/15/2016 - 09:41
#22
Remember, don't shoot food.
I use a box as a hat.
Sun, 03/20/2016 - 01:30
#23
2d20's+Cha modifier-Wis modifier= what I think of you
@Blaze
The prize boxes feel sad about that.
@Matik
SK style inventory here (i.e we can carry 500k ecto drops)
@Crazee-Pi
+1 armor
Another note: Just putting it out there that armor wise you can have as much equipped as you want as long as you can feasibly fit it on your person (i.e Prize box helmet and party hat is totally fine, but I draw the line at wearing Volcanic Plate Armor under your vita-suit)
You are ambushed by a group of right wing Chromalisks. They ask you about your opinion on local politics.
Mon, 03/21/2016 - 07:59
#24
I'm a Wizard
I tell them that I must be hallucinating, because I don't remember lizards caring about politics.
Mon, 03/21/2016 - 10:11
#25
Remember, don't shoot food.
Run for president and then tell them that I'm voting for myself.
Mon, 03/21/2016 - 15:37
#26
2d20's+ Cha modifier-Wis modifer= what I think of you...
@Blaze
They beat you up and take a piece of your armor, lose 1 item of your choice, if you don't have any lose 1 defence of your choice
@Crazee-Pi
The say they will vote for you if you give them all badges to show their support
A wild nerd appears!
he tells you to read his fanfic.
Tue, 03/22/2016 - 21:15
#27
Remember, don't shoot food.
Give the Chromalisks those badges.
Read to the nerd my Sonic fanfic, featuring the completely original character Crazee-Pi the Hedgehog (A.K.A The self insert who has no negative qualities A.K.A A Mary Sue) facing off against the evil Pipipipipi the Hedgehog (A.K.A Mr. Dark Edgelord who is actually just a bad Sephiroth clone.)
Tue, 03/22/2016 - 22:52
#28
Don't get overthrown!
I distract him with a newest video game that was released today on planet Earth and isn't avaliable on Cradle yet.
Wed, 03/23/2016 - 00:03
#29
2d20's+Cha modifier-Wis modifier= what I think of you
@Crazee-Pi
He's impressed and thoroughly confused at the same time.
@Matik
Its the Division, he hits lvl 30 in an hour. He demands a refund.
A genie disguised as NJthug appears, he offers you 3 wishes of you'll join EoS
Wed, 03/23/2016 - 06:04
#30
Remember, don't shoot food.
Knowing full-well that wishing for more wishes doesn't work in these types of situations, I wish for more Genies that don't require me to join EoS and then leave EoS.
Wed, 03/23/2016 - 14:25
#31
2d20's+Cha modifier-Wis modifier= what I think of you
A paradox occurs. You all die.... seriously though I have a bit too much work at the moment to keep this up and my brain if fast running out of silly situations so until next time my fellow nerds (and Crazee-Pi) I'll see ya later *goes to graveyard thread but realizes he doesn't know how so he gives up*
Thu, 03/24/2016 - 19:25
#32
I'm a Wizard
I wish he was my slave that did my bidding forevah.
Thu, 03/24/2016 - 23:41
#33
To graveyard your thread,
You have an Edit tab on top of the thread OP. Click it.
Now you should do the rest.
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A silent voice spoke in the void.
"Crazeepi...Crazeepi...you ended us..."
THE END!!!
I shake the box. That's all I got.