Currently, the odds in the box are as follows:
Less than 1% = Celestial Orbitgun, fabulous and new.
20% = mediocre costumes
80% = lol you get nothing
I'm willing to cut off my left ear Vincent style and mail it to you at whatever mailing address you desire. Yes, my left ear. I'll look weird but it'll be worthwhile, and you can put it on a necklace and wear it like that woman did. Or use it to brag, or possibly eat it, or whatever you want really because it'll be yours. All I want in return is for you to permanently change all equinox boxes to the following-
10% = New! Celestial Weaponry
15% = Old.. Celestial Weaponry
75% = Mediocre costumes
If you're in agreement post here (and if not feel free to barter) or otherwise mail me in game at Fehzor, and I'll send you the ear. I'm planning to ship it inside of salt? Like salting it? I could also try a cooler though.. that might be better. Like a cooler and dry ice. I'm hoping that some other players can 'lend me their ear' to sweeten the deal.
You don't value your ear much. Some hair would be more adequate.