You stand outside the gates of your new school...
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 18:17
You stand outside the gates of your new school.
Your inventory:
2 blank workbooks
1 blue pen, half empty
$0.20
Your intelligence: ??/100
Your charisma: 05/100
You abilities: none
You look up at the sign showing the name of your school. What does it say?
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 21:57
#2
PAYLOAAAAAAAD BOMB!
I look at the sign. I have bad feeling about this, so I reinforce myself with more shields and armor.
Thu, 04/07/2016 - 22:06
#3
Remember, don't shoot food.
I steal the sign.
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 02:04
#4
Let's get this party started...
You enter through the gates and see a map of the school by the main doors. There are two beeffy bullis nxt to it giving you the side-eye.
Do you approach and look at the map? Remember, you have no idea where your classes are! And your first one starts in ten minutes!
Note also that you have a sign with very sharp edges reading 'Please Don't Die' in your hand...
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 05:42
#5
Remember, don't shoot food.
I steal the map when nobody is looking.
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 11:38
#6
I'm a Wizard
I steal the pants off of one of the bullies, or pull it down :3
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 12:23
#7
No risks, no damage.
I try to read the map from afar.
Fri, 04/08/2016 - 19:18
#8
I'm with Matik.
I analyse the bullies from afar.
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 02:19
#9
Take a closer look...
You narrow your eyes and attempt to read the map - you really need glasses. People stare at you as you stand there squinting at the map with the school sign in your hand.
Your Reputation: -2/100 (-2)
The bulis c u staring. From what you can see, they are hip trendy dudes with hats and baggy trousers. One of them starts walking towards you... what do you do?
His Intelligence: 15/100
Your Charisma: 05/100
Your inventory:
1 school sign (+1 attack damage)
2 blank workbooks
1 blue pen, half empty
$0.20 (lunch muny)
Your abilities: none.
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 06:29
#10
Remember, don't shoot food.
You forgot the map is in our inventory too.
Steal his hat in a way that he doesn't notice it.
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 07:10
#11
I'm a Valkyrie (Jumping in late if no one minds...)
Wait and see what he does, try not to look intimidated and grasp the sign tightly so I can bash it over his not-very-smart head in self-defense. (If he tries to threaten me in any way physically)
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 09:17
#12
Physics? PHYSICS? What PHYSICS?
I sneak out and ask somebody where is our class.
Tell us our names in case of something.
@Rodent-Queen you need to give us names if you want to keep us alive. Think of our unique names or ask Blaze of he can use our names in his Abnormal Cake Simulator game: Matik (Matikclocker), Pickles (Crazee Pi), Dee (Delecated)
For Angel-Girl and Blaze, it's up to you or them.
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 10:38
#13
Plotting
I analyse the surroundings, taking note of the environmental layout and anything that may come in handy.
(@Matik I do believe we're collectively one person)
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 22:57
#14
He approaches...
@Matik / You are all collectively one person - thanks Dele XD
MEANWHILE...
A buli swaggerz ova 2 u. He says, "wot u lookin at punk?" and makes a grab for your schoolbag. Panicked, you try to defend yourself - your lunch money is in that bag!
Tightly grasping the school sign, you bring it down hard on his head. He yells in pain and then falls unconscious to the ground (at least, you hope that he's just unconscious...)
Other students have seen what you did! Subsequently, your reputation has increased by 3! Nice Job! But your charisma has dropped by 1! Oh no!
The other buly, however, is now running over to you. He looks slightly mad...
Your Inventory:
1 blood-stained school sign (+2 attack damage)
2 blank workbooks
1 blue pen, half empty
$0.20 (lunch monies)
Your intelligence: ??/100
Your Charisma: 04/100
Your Reputation: 01/100
Your abilities: none
Note that bullies often carry useful items!
Sun, 04/10/2016 - 02:20
#15
Hmmm...I think I will go ahead and
Attack! No rules, no fools!
And I do not care about the detention!
Sun, 04/10/2016 - 10:00
#16
Remember, don't shoot food.
Steal stuff from the bully while he's mad.
Sun, 04/10/2016 - 19:10
#17
I'm a Valkyrie...
(So I release all my angelic glory! Nah, just kidding)
Hold the sign up (pointy side facing the oncoming intruder) to indicate "I will use this and look, it has blood on it, so don't mess with me".
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 04:33
#18
An excellent start!
You raise the bloodied sign threateningly as buli-2 approaches. He stops, and looks down at the body of his friend... (+1 Blood lust!)
...then turns and walks away, disappearing into the school. His intelligence: higher than expected.
You lower the sign and glance to buli-1 on the ground. By this time you are alone, though you haven't yet noticed. Reaching down, you search his pockets. You find a utility knife, $3.00, and a silver key. These you keep, as well as stealing his red beanie and putting it on your head. Subsequently, your Status has increased by 2! Excellent!
You check the time on your watch. CLASS STARTED FIVE MINUTES AGO! If you can't come up with a believable excuse to tell your maths teacher, then your reputation will drop by 10!
Sprinting, you reach the map by the doorway and hurriedly scan it. At last, you know where you're going! But what will you tell your maths teacher...?
Your Inventory:
1 bloodied school sign (+2 attack damage)
2 blank workbooks
1 blue pen, half empty
Utility Knife (+5 attack damage)
Silver Key (hm, looks like a locker key...)
1 red beanie (+2 Status points when worn)
$3.20
Your Intelligence: ??/100
Your Charisma: 04/100
Your Reputation: 01/100
Your Status: 02/100
Your Blood lust: 01/100
Your abilities: none
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 05:23
#19
Tell the Maths teacher, "It's
Tell the Maths teacher, "It's my first day at school and I couldn't find my class."
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 07:48
#20
I'm a Wizard
Tell the teacher that bullies singled me out as a first year and bullied me.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 14:43
#21
I'm a Valkyrie
If I'm old enough:
"My car had real bad flat tires, and I had to get air for them. Sorry for being late!" *Politely as to not make anything more tense*
If I'm not old enough:
"My mom's car had pretty bad flat tires and she had to stop to get air for them. Sorry for being late!" *Also politely*
(...What? Maybe it did happen...)
Fri, 04/15/2016 - 15:11
#22
Internally, I wonder to myself. Why would any self-respecting educational institution allow bullies to operate outside the doors, in plain view of instructors? Why are the signs poorly-fastened? Why is there a key made out of expensive silver? Why is Pearson the only supplier of textbooks and standardized tests to this institution? Oh wait, Pearson is the only supplier of textbooks and standardized tests to ANY institution. Stupid Pearson.
In the interest of determining whatever nefarious scheme Pearson is up to, after whatever excuse for tardiness I decide on has been stated, I promptly announce that I am gathering an adventuring party to determine just what Pearson's nefarious scheme is this time. Ideally, those sympathetic to my cause will agree to join me, and those apathetic will think I'm engaging in ironic humor. I also make a mental note of any means of self-defense against Pearson's mafia hitmen, who I paranoidly fear are already trailing me. I have taken Agent Mulder's advice, "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean They aren't out to get you", to heart, after all.
Sat, 04/23/2016 - 23:16
#23
Well well well...
haha ur mom made u walk 2 skool.
You run down the corridor and stop when you reach your maths class, in B3. Through the window in the door, you see a female teacher standing in front of a whiteboard and addressing the class. Cautiously you enter.
Your teacher looks at you as though you were a hair in her omelette. There is an awkward moment of silence in which both she and the class stares at you. Your teacher doesn't look very forgiving...
Her Intelligence: 67/100
Your Charisma: 04/100
She demands why you are late. You explain that you weren't told where any of your classes were. She gives you the judging narrowed eyes... your reputation drops by 1.
She says nothing more and points to the only empty seat in the back of the class. You sit down and take out a book and pen as she continues with the lesson... squinting, you see that she has written her name on the whiteboard. What does it say?
Congratulations! You have gained the ability 'White Lie!' This means that your lies are 25% more likely to be believed. Lie successfully two more times and upgrade to 'Black Lie', to have your lies 50% more likely to be believed!
Your Inventory:
1 bloodied school sign (+2 attack damage)
2 blank workbooks
1 blue pen, half empty
Utility Knife (+5 attack damage)
Silver Key (hm, looks like a locker key...)
1 red beanie (+2 Status points when worn)
$3.20
Your Intelligence: ??/100
Your Charisma: 04/100
Your Reputation: 00/100
Your Status: 02/100
Your Blood lust: 01/100
Abilities: White Lie - your lies are 25% more likely to be believed!
Sat, 04/23/2016 - 23:17
#24
Also...
Oh, and sorry about the long wait for this update: had to try sort out 'validation errors'...
Sun, 04/24/2016 - 06:07
#25
Name that...teacher?
The board says "Mrs. Redwine". ....
(I had a Daisy Scout (Is that right? It's been forever) instructor named Mrs. Redwine XD I had no ideas)
Sun, 04/24/2016 - 21:21
#26
The Slimes obey me, my enemies will be demolished
Looks like I would have fun as an alien empire for this game :D
I beam down and walk up to the door.
I then say in my scientist philosophy voice "Please open the entrance to your structure, I will destroy your planet if I am rejected."
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 06:37
#27
(@Kian we are collectively
(@Kian we are collectively one person. I also wanted that every person is separately a student D:)
It writes 1+ 2 = ?
I answer 3.
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 14:25
#28
<insert title>
I believe the board reads "Ms. McKenzie". I secretly wonder if her first name is also Mackenzie.
Below it reads, "a^2+b^2=c^2". I wonder when we start doing stuff we don't already know.
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 19:47
#29
The Slimes obey me, my enemies will be demolished
Aww.... I wanted to be an alien empire going to school cuz I thought that would be funny
Tue, 04/26/2016 - 17:52
#30
*squints hardly*
..."Miss Ellen Nash"?
It says...
Please Don't Die.
Wowzers!