(As a disclaimer, these are just for fun and may not be considered canonical in some instances)
Incident Report A-1
Defender Elite █████ proceeds to alchemize a Swiftstrike Buckler in Haven's Town Square. Visibly amused at its effects on physical speed, █████ makes the decision to alchemize a total of eight (8) more of such Bucklers.
This process was described by █████ as "Science, ████████████"
Defender Elite █████proceeds to strap on all nine (9) newly-created Swiftstrike Bucklers, adhering two (2) to each limb and one to his back. █████steps forward once, and simultaneously accelerates to a speed of ██ m/s, vanishing from view in roughly eight seconds.
Subject was found after a two-day search with his head embedded in a cliffside, and has made a full recovery. Further experimentation with the bodily usage of multiple Swiftstrike Bucklers is discouraged due to safety concerns.
Incident Report B-1
Vanguard ██████-████ terminates a Darkfang Thwacker and grabs its shield prior to disintegration. The Shield remains intact up until the point that ██████-████ decides to sell it, resulting in the Shield's disintegration right before money is exchanged.
Further testing from multiple sources reveals that Darkfang Shields obtained in this manner will disintegrate if any of the following conditions are met:
•The Shield is sold in any form
•The Shield is traded or given away in any form
•The Shield is bound to a player
•The Shield is deposited into any form of storage, including a Knight's Arsenal
This property effectively renders forcefully-taken Darkfang Shields completely unusable. Biotech Hahn speculates that this unusual property is an anti-theft measure implemented by the Crimson Order to ensure that its own weaponry is not used against the organization.
Incident Report C-1
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Note: "Yes, yes; we all know that Jelly Cubes dissolve when exposed to rock salt. However, that is NOT an acceptable reason to send recruits into the Royal Jelly Palace armed with nothing but saltshakers and a box fan" -Scarlet Scout ███-███
Incident Report D-1
Defender Elite ████ visits Bechamel, who grafts Valkyrie Wings onto her armor.
████ thanks Bechamel before jumping off the nearest chasm in an attempt to "fly" using the wings.
Defender Elite ████ was later found unconscious on the Core's surface by Researcher Vaelyn. ████ was subsequently Sparked in the infirmary a week later, and gave a thumbs-up immediately after regaining consciousness.
Note: I do accessories, not aerodynamics. Haven't worked out all the kinks with Wings yet, so quit jumping off cliffs with them" -Bechamel
moar?
The first one was awesome. So was the third one. And the fourth one.
The second one....idk.