Spiral Knights - Vog Cub Productions Presents: Planet Fortress (Build A Fortress On A Planet!)

Vog Cub Productions Presents: Planet Fortress (Build A Fortress On A Planet!)

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Wed, 05/18/2016 - 18:24

Monsterbrine

You appear on a life-sustaining planet, in some universe. Your only building is a small hut, your only helper some guy named Kevin. This is your story of building a nation. Try founding a settlement in your solar system. My base is here: Earth's south pole. Good luck defeating me!

Kevin and I work on building a Snap Puppy. 100% complete
Snap Puppy: LVL1
Minion Savior House: LVL1
Then Kevin begins upgrading his House. 25% 50% 75% 100% complete
Minion Savior House: LVL2
NEW HELPER! Stuart. Abilities: Music
Kevin gains new ability: Lava Lamp Gun.
Kevin and Stuart begin work on bringing Snap Puppy to LVL2, and then evolving it to Dynamite Puppy. (1/2) 50% 100% complete
Snap Puppy: LVL2 Evolving now. (2/2) 1/3 2/3 100% complete
Dynamite Puppy: LVL1
Things after this begin taking up more than one turn now. See ya!

Wed, 05/18/2016 - 20:02

Monsterbrine

My First Night

Kevin and Stuart, clad in Blizzard Builder and Blizzard Copy starter buffs (Polar first night advantage automatics) (a winter blizzard is currently sweeping across the Southern Hemisphere), work on building an Ice Scuttlebot, upgrading the house, and placing a Heater
(LVL1)Heater(LVL5)>Heater Lamp(LVL11)>Heater Beacon(INFINITY)
Ice Scuttlebot:LVL1
Minion Savior House Maxed!
BOB UNLOCKED! Abilities: Needs A Teddy Bear (PASSIVE: Gains Attack the more teddy bears are in possession of invaders)
OH NO! Sarana the Pit Boss has sent in his Layoafer Overtimers!
(Sarana takes Bob's teddy bear and adds it to his pile of 10+1=11)
(Bob gets really mad, +11 Attack=13)
(Bob, Ice Scuttlebot, and Dynamite Puppy destroy Sarana and his army)
Dynamite Puppy: LVL5 MEGA EVOLVING TO ROCKET PUPPY 1/3 5% 10% 15% 20% 25% 30% 35% 40% 100% BOMB PUPPY! TAKING A BREAK FROM MEGA EVOLVING!

Thu, 05/19/2016 - 05:40

Flash-Flire

Guess I'm suddenly here for whatever reason.

I'm in a forest with only a helper called Kevin and some basic tools.
I chop down a tree.
I chop down some more trees.
I break up some rocks.
I make a furnace.
I start cooking stuff. What do I cook? Food.
Ze-Epik has leveled up Cooking! (Level 2)

From now on, every citizen in my country must be able to cook somewhat decently by age 18.

Slime snuck up behind me!
Slime attacks! Ze-Epik dodged quickly.
Kevin used Reason. The Slime didn't understand him.
Ze-Epik used Convince! The Slime didn't understand me, but left the area anyway.
Victory!
The Slime left behind 1 Gel when it left the area.

End of Day Stats

Major char stats

Ze-Epik: Level 1 Founder
HP: 100/100
SP: 25/25
DEF:50
ATK:35
SPD:75
SPA:100
ACC: Base 85%
EVA: 20

Kevin: Level 1 Guide
HP: 75/75
SP: 10/10
DEF:60
ATK:60
SPD:45
SPA:40
ACC: Base 90%
EVA: 5

Inventory
Some wood
Stone
Metals
Food

Skills
Cooking LV2
Building LV1
Programming LV1
Melee skill LV1
Special skill LV1
Blocking skill LV1
Special guard skill LV1
Dodging skill LV1

Abilities
Attack - Basic attack.
Mix Status Bolt - 5 SP: Special attack that can inflict enemy with On Fire, Frozen, Poisoned or Shocked. Basic attack damage.
Convince - Can convince an enemy to leave the area. May fail.
Reason: Increases chances of Convince succeeding. Can fail against certain enemies. Up to other players to decide if it works on them.

I've been writing for far too long.

Thu, 05/19/2016 - 08:33

Matikclocker

Systems operational, begin exploring.

I crash landed on the planet we all are, in the normal plain area. The only thing that is useful is my friendly assistant computer that someone for absolutely no reason called him Kevin. We set out to build a planetary fortress. Let's go!

Matikclocker (Mk1)
Abilities:
Attack - Standard blow in the enemy's face.
Scan - Searches a designated area around me.
Overclock - 2x Agility and Regen
System Overdrive - 4x all stats, can fail, -5% SI (Structural Integrity) upon fail

I need to rebuild my Megajet and assault every fortress on the planet to gain total domination and set up a shield blocking everything but sunlight and other things. After that you will need to land on another planet...to annihilate MY planet.

I begin with chopping wood together with Kevin.
We make a pickaxe and a shovel.
After we chop wood and dig dirt we build a shack.
[Worker gained!]
I order my worker to dig in the place where we digged before.
I bring out a blueprint of FasTravel-170 "Megajet" spaceship and hang it on a wall of my house.

Day end!
Structural Integrity
Matikclocker - 100%
Kevin - 100%

Workers: 1/2 (Set on Mine)

Inventory
Pickaxe
Shovel

Megajet Progress: N/A
Domination: N/A

Thu, 05/19/2016 - 16:12

Monsterbrine

Day 2.

Bomb Puppy: SKIPPING BLAST PUPPY! Kevin Sent! 50% 100% Rocket Puppy: 10% 20% 30% 40% 50% 60% 70% 80% 90% 100%
Rocket Puppy: LVL1, TIER 1
Sends Ze-Epik a Defense. What is the defense? A level 1 Slush Puppy.
Sends all my current Minions to build me a lair overlooking Devonian City.
Tiktaalik Tower is quickly finished, though the part below my penthouse has not been given rooms yet.
Builds a small house.
Cryo, Glaicial, and Antarcto, a family of three, moves into the house. Devonian City shall begin.
Begins work on taking over MOST of Antarctica. Ze-Epik, you can take some.
NEW ABILITY FOR STUART, STU-PERMAN, BEEF STU, STU-ART, OR WHATEVER YOU'D LIKE TO CALL HIM! Hypno Hat: hypnotizes you.
Builds some Valkrie-Bots and tells them to begin creating my new city of New Ubar. Viva La Arabia!
Oh, and by the way, Ze-Epik, since you became my friend, I sent you a Slush Puppy to help you get started.

Thu, 05/19/2016 - 16:43

Monsterbrine

Night 2

Makes some Honey Buns and sends them to Ze-Epik. +1 REPUTATION!
Goes to the Frostifur Den and kills some Frostifurs. Tames Frostifur Puppy.
Makes a Frostifur Coat. Puts It On.
A shard of Pluto falls to Earth. Frosty the Frostifur accidently absorbs it and becomes a Perma-Frostifur Puppy.
Begins work on a portal to Planet 303 (Matik, is that the ID of YOUR planet?) with Cryo, Kevin, and Antarcto. 25% 50% 75% 100%
Goes to Planet Matikclocker and makes a house for Norbert the Chamoliskoid and his Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph (W.I.F.E.), Karen, on Planet 303, as well as a Farm, a perimeter surrounding Roarmulus Quadruplets, and a Tank.

Thu, 05/19/2016 - 18:35

Corporal-Shade

I'm a Wizard

When did I get here? Oh well, guess I should do what I'm pretty good at doing.

Look for weapon.
Make a weapon.
Name said weapon.
It's a flint spear held together by the powerful material known as duct tape.
Boom. 1★ Survivalist.
I scout for hazards. Hazards are bad.

Here's my stats.
HP - 60/60
SP - 12/12
STR - 50
AGL - 70
DEF - 50
ATK - 70

(0 AP) Quick Attack - Easily followed up with a second attack.
(1 AP) Feign Attack - A clumsy attack followed up with a quicker attack.
(1 AP) Shove Attack - Self explanatory.

Skilled Flanker
Trickster
Punchomancy
Okay Crafter

Thu, 05/19/2016 - 19:27

Monsterbrine

Day 3

I set my portal to Blazecat's base, and ATTACKS!
Stuart uses Hypno Hat to make Blazecat think he is a cow. It works.
Ice Scuttlebot and Frosty the Perma-Frostifur easily inflicts strong Freeze on Blazecat and reduce his health to 54/60.
Kevin uses Lava Lamp Gun to cook Blazecat down to 15/60.
Kevin uses Lava Lamp Gun to cook Blazecat's Kevin down to 7/45.
Ash summons Pikachu.
Pikachu Electro Balls Kevin down to 2/45.
Ash and Pikachu leave.
Battle Result: 100% VICTORY!
Returns to Devonian City and closes gateway. Leaves only a message saying, "REPAIR YOUR BASE!"

Thu, 05/19/2016 - 20:08

Corporal-Shade

I'm a Wizard

I disappear from existence.

Thu, 05/19/2016 - 20:51

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I appear in a different world from the others, holding nothing but an axe.

Some elf named Kevin comes along and randomly decides to be completely loyal to me. It's not the tall bow-wielding kind of elf though. More like the kind you find working for santa.

I decide to use Kevin's random loyalty by giving him my axe, which he uses to chop down four trees. Kevin proceeds to roll the logs together, making a makeshift log fort.

I use facepaint to make myself look slightly cooler, before taking some randomly nearby bamboo and using Kevin's axe to turn it into a shoddy bamboo blowpipe. I then gather seeds to use as ammo. They probably won't do much but annoy enemies.

Mah stats
HP: 75/75
SP: 15/15
ATK: 50
MAG: 50
DEF: 50
AGL: 60

[PARTY]
Meh
Kevin
Makeshift log fort

[ABILITIES]
Meh
(0 SP) Attack ~ A simple punch
(0 SP) Blowpipe ~ Consumes compatible ammo on use, attack varies depending on ammo

Kevin
(0 SP) Attack ~ A simple punch
(3 SP) Axe ~ Hits an enemy with an axe.

[INVENTORY]
(x3) Seed

A portal appears, and I use it to travel to Blazecat's world and somehow manage to stop them from disappearing before fully healing their party instantly, because attacking someone on their first turn for no good reason is a big no.

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 00:21

#10

Flash-Flire

Planet Fortress (Battle Encounter: Turn 1: Ze-Epik)

I wake up to discover a portal outside, leading me directly to Blazecat's world for whatever reason.
Crazee sees me and walks up to me!

I try to leave, but Crazee encounters me anyway.

Ze-Epik used Convince! Did it work?
Ze-Epik's Reasoning leveled up! (Level 2)
Kevin eyes the other Kevin intensely.
Kevin blocks! Damage reduced by 50% for this turn!

My stats
HP: 100/100
SP: 25/25
DEF:50
ATK:35
SPD:75
SPA:100
ACC: Base 85%
EVA: 20

My Kevin's stats
HP: 75/75
SP: 10/10
DEF:60
ATK:60
SPD:45
SPA:40
ACC: Base 90%
EVA: 5

I rename my Kevin to Josh to be less confusing.

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 07:36

#11

Matikclocker

Planet Fortress - Planet 303, Day 2, Autumn

((Yeah, Planet 303 is my planet))

I wake up with Kevin only to notice that I got the following:
Norbert the Chamoliskoid
Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph (W.I.F.E.) "Karen"
A farm
A tank
Roarmulus Quadruplets with a perimeter

I rename Kevin to Kevinator and we think of what to do with this stuff.
Norbert and Karen may help us with stuff, while I create a sign called "Roarmulus & Co."
[New characters: Norbert, Karen!]
[New area: Roarmulus & Company!]

I check how is my worker doing to notice that he dug lots of dirt so he reached the stone. I give him a pickaxe.
[Worker gained!]

I tell Norbert and Karen to go gather some wood. We must to make a campfire to avoid eventual freezing.
After they return I order Norbert to build a crafting station and I order Karen to dig in the place my Worker is digging.
I craft a Wooden Axe. I go to chop some more.
Kevinator guards the village.

DANGER: Wolf found! Kevinator attacks!
Victory! We got: 1 Wolf Fur
Kevinator's SI is now 99%.

The Good Old Donald's Farm begins growing a Protonium Tree. It shall be ripe by 2 days.

Day end!
Structural Integrity
Matikclocker - 100% Mk1
Kevinator - 99% Mk1
Karen - 100% Mk1
Norbert - 100% Mk1

Units
Workers: 2 (Set on Mine)
Tanks: 1

Inventory
Wooden Pickaxe
Wooden Shovel
Wooden Axe
5 wood
1 stone
1 wolf fur

Buildings/Locations
Roarmulus Company
Crafting Station
Small Worker Hut
2 Small Home Huts
Good Ol' Donald's Farm (Protonium Tree, ETA 2 Days)

Megajet Progress: N/A
Domination: N/A
((Protonium will be used to power characters. For Matikclocker, a special mineral Clockonium is required, obtainable by mining or processing them in the Furnace with 5 Protonium. Once a Protonium Tree grows, I will introduce Battery system which will use up 1 point each turn and once depleted then the charzcter with the depleted battery will use 1% SI to perform an action. Higher levels (Marks) will increase battery capacity and eventually add the Battery Save Mode. We still need a Charging Station though.))

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 10:40

#12

Monsterbrine

The Dark Portal!

Uses my Portal to go to Planet 303 and take my Expanse back.
Chops down Protonium Tree.
Frosty the Perma-Frostifur froze Kevinator in place.
All my Minions work on making my Laser Turret.
Laser Turret accidentally burns Matik's starter house down to the ground.
Laser Turret cuts Kevinator's screen off.

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 10:50

#13

Monsterbrine

DomiNation: Stage 1: New Pallet

Sends my Minions to make some houses.
Families begin appearing in New Pallet, which Matikclocker had once invaded.
Some of the inhabitants begin building a DigiTram Station.
Meanwhile, on Earth, my other inhabitants of the Antarctic Empire tear down the portal and start making another DigiTram Station. DigiTram Path One Complete!

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 10:57

#14

Monsterbrine

New Ubar

All the rest of the Antarctic Empire begins work on New Ubar.
Families begin to appear there.
Digitram Path Two Complete!
/----------------------------------\
|___________________/

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 12:15

#15

Monsterbrine

Attack on Matik's Base!

Calls all my minions to the DigiTram, gives the ones that don't have a weapon yet Laser Gauntlet for the battle.
Matikclocker's base is overwhelmed by the sheer force of LASERS!
Matikclocker ends up having to slightly move his base.
I WIN!

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 12:21

#16

Corporal-Shade

Hell no.

I reappear and then start shoving Monsterbrine's troops to knock them down.

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 13:15

#17

Matikclocker

Of course not.

I am out of this game.

I won't tolerate that nobody will get a chance to play because Monsterbrine will always wreck them into oblivion.

Matikclocker vaporizes.

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 13:30

#18

Monsterbrine

GAME OVER!

The entire omniverse falls apart, with Earth's universe being surrounded in a gap of the REAL OMNIVERSE.

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 13:32

#19

Monsterbrine

EVERYBODY LEAVE!

LEAVE NOW!
*the whole thread vaporizes*

Wed, 05/25/2016 - 01:25

#20

Flash-Flire

welp

Guess that didn't go too well...

Thu, 07/21/2016 - 07:36

#21

Matikclocker

I don't speak Spanish well, but the translator can save me.

Sin razón aparente, una extraña fuerza de protonio hace que todas las cosas relacionadas con el DigiTram a desintegrarse y causó todas las tropas de Monsterbrine para volver a su planeta. parpadea el ojo izquierdo de Matikclocker de púrpura por un segundo antes de decirle a Monsterbrine para mover este hilo para Cementerio real.

EDIT: Ah, y una cosa más . Nunca invadido su nueva paleta , por lo tanto sus familias que invaden .
Su salud es -9999/100 . Usted murió . Perdiste. Matikclocker hace cargo de su base y utiliza un Null - bomba para hacer que el omniverso a desmoronarse. Juego terminado, Monsterbrine.