Know how sometimes suggestions can get a bit crazy?
Put them to the test on the testing server! Let us try out ridiculous things within a safe development budget. Irontech destroyer and big angry bomb too slow? Give them normal walking speed. Or, heck, give them 100% more damage. Why? Why not?
If ridiculous things makes items more desirable/usable, then we can fine tune a balance and then port the things over to the main game. The old radiant sun shards could make a comeback with nitronome range, wolvers could be given their tracking bite attacks back, battle sprites can be allowed in lockdown, etc. Why not make things a bit crazy to see how they work?
This. THIS, is a wonderful idea. I'd actually love to see the things that both the players and developers think up, because even if they're impractical (ESPECIALLY so), they can be patched-up for development in the actual SK universe. It would become a cluster of insanity that gradually condensed into a feature over time.
"Spiral Knights: Development Sandbox"
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