Spiral Knights - Sickening Ramble

Sickening Ramble

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Sun, 06/05/2016 - 02:06

Corporal-Shade

So yesterday I went travelling to Australia for whatever reason. If you're thinking that I'm having fun then you're wrong. I'm not as goofy as I am on the forums. I'm an inconsiderate jerk who has a blank expression 90% of the time.

I'm bored as heck and the only things I can do to not die of boredom is to:
-Listen to random people on the Spiral Knights forums.
-Post useless comments on the Spiral Knights forums.
-Manipulate a cake shop owned my Crazee-Pi, Matikclocker, and Delecated.
-Listen to random people on the Freedom Planet forums.
-Edit the Freedom Planet wiki, which hardly anyone ever reads.
-Become the best detective ever, blowing up stuff in crime scenes with dynamite.
-Become the overseer of Vault 297 and watch the dwellers attack radroaches and raiders with a minigun.
-Take 30 minutes watching a video on YouTube because of the spastic internet.
-Type up Fan Fiction with too many disruptions in lore.
-Watch a Cooking Show on TV.
-Observe giant crows.

I'm starving and to survive I must eat:
-Gummy candies
-Oreos
-Chips
-Flamingos while they are still alive

Saev me my existence is cursed arrrrrghhhhdgewnwiydbdndkcolwkkqqhsgdbdycydgwvhysusisosojsjwmakakshhshaja
*blatantly obvious choking sounds*

Sun, 06/05/2016 - 02:57

Matikclocker

Yeah, I will save you.

Once Shade's curse wears off.

I can do lots of stuff to save me from boredom, like:
- Think up various stories of Matikclocker, Mechanolord and Matik2002
- Play Machinauts on SK forum
- Play the Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR
- Talk with my friend Energon Vlada
- Tweet funny stuff on Twitter
- Talking with my clan mates on Discord
- Trying to experiment with the Blink Module
- Play Robocraft
- Play TerraTech with Cabbie
- Play as Mechanolord in Planetary Annihilation
- Play Spiral Knights when I got time
- Watch Steam Greenlight games
- Check bad Steam Greenlight games
- Read about Digital Homicide's failures

and so on.

Wed, 07/27/2016 - 10:00

Corporal-Shade

Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

Oh what's happening to me... As stated in my Cake Simulator I've went and gotten my sanity stripped for 7 days. By going to some camp. I'm not an outdoors person, the place was boring and I'm a terrible person.

I HATE people. I hated the place and I hated everyone around me.

This was the 5th time I've been to the camp. It was supposed to be a fun time for me, but no. I felt as if the camp started to make me more edgy, angry, and solitary. Images kept popping up in my mind where I killed everyone in the camp... Or when I hung myself.

I told a single person about my thoughts, and his response was: "You wouldn't want to hurt anyone here, would you?". No answer.

Theres plenty wrong with me.

They have fun events... I hate those. They force me to participate in them because it's not their job to care about what I think. I feel dark everyday. My dreams are full of pain and feelings of being trapped. I just want to go home.

Freedom didn't come easy.

My current dreams have been filled with memories of the camp, as if I'm supposed to spend a second week there. I asked why is this happening to me? I hated my parents when I was there... Ugh. Kill yourself. I hate people. I hate a lot of things. Why is everyone happier than me?

I DONT WANT YOUR HELP.

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