All right guys, I know it's been a while, but hear me out. Spiral HQ had a governmental power coup recently this year... or so we thought. You see, Spiral HQ has always been the mysterious, unseen public news source for OOO: horrifying endless promos, scary shadow theme events, pumpkin carving contests, etc? It was bad times ahead from 2013 to present times, with constant promo spamming, the persistent modern day radiant drought (remember when they "adjusted" them for the better*), and the lack of customer service outside of Kozma's lusty "S.D." corner in haven selling outrageously priced items only people with hundreds of Somalis could afford.

But that all changed when Grey Havens attacked.

It was an inside job, and all the former OOO HQ operatives staged a rebellion against the SUPER ELITE GAME ANNIHILATORS, better known by their hellish acronym. We thought the worst was over 4 months ago: we've already had more events cycled in than we know what to do with, and polished up content that never would have seen the light of day.

But somewhere, someone in the new Grey Haven's HQ doesn't want the game to totally change. Maybe the game is fine just the way it is...
Maybe we don't have to fix the 5* radiant drought...
Maybe we should keep new >1% weapons + gear behind the same priced >25% chance of actually getting anything boxes...
Maybe we don't have to tell players about anything, because why should we start caring now?

All this secrecy, mystery, and lack of impostocubes named Nick to unmask and speak on his own behalf has led me to believe there is an member of HQ who isn't like the rest of us casual plebeian knights. The spy among us none other than someone who has been with us from the very beginning of mission! I present to you the true imposter who runs the SD behind the scenes:

http://tinyurl.com/zfeembd

The clues were in the Supply Depot all along! SD!
IT WAS THAT DUMB- "dragged away"