The advocated path

Step 1: Move the thread to off topic (edit post, find the drop down)

Step 2: Fill in the subject box with something sane.

Step 3: No one will comment on it because the off topic areas are somehow even more dead than the general discussion.

Step 4: Sadness.

The path that's indicative of the problem

Step 1: Leave it in General Discussion

Step 2: Someone might actually comment on it before it gets moved in a positive light, adding to your hype train.

Step 3: GMs will delete it or send it elsewhere with a chance of shadow copy+prolonged life*
*(The shadow copy doesn't belong either, and so is a poor solution if that)

I'm So Meta Even This Acronym

Posts like this are probably why I keep getting banned but think about it- I've seen a problem, I want to solve it, can you blame me for feeling bolstered by this dialectical? I want to do the right thing but am powerless, save for using art to my advantage, which again ends in hard feelings. It's like poetry.

I'm sorry if you're reading this hating on me. I'd hate me too probably.