The 5* gear is cool and all. But come on. The heavy hatchet. The wrench wand. The SHOVEL. There's some really cool stuff in 0-2 star. Even the terrible cautery sword, yes I went there. It's pretty cool looking. I know it's never gonna happen. But I want to hold onto a dream of having these weapons get a relevant star version. Hell, I'd dump time into getting a 5* hatchet even if it was just a recolour of the 1*. I want to be able to make cool outfits and have weapons I can match to it.
but alas, vanaduke will never feel the sweet caress of a 5* shovel imprinting itself across his cheek. Those gremlin thwackers may never know what it's like to DIE by the hands of the wands they look to for life. Alas.
We don't even have 5* bombs that have the same function as Static Flash, Cold Snap and Firecracker. Sadness. :/