Like what the hay people. You fancy-smancy green folks get super pretty lime (ugh...) tails?! I call shenanigans. Amethyst Eggs demand a return of the Amethyst Prize Box but with significantly more tails. Cat tails, wolver tails, tails tails, you name it, we need those in AMETHYST. Not emerald!
This is preposterous. I demand purple justice!
Hey look Emerald Poultry won super fair and square. This is totally our winner's medal that are attached to the rear, because unlike those purple folks, we understand when someone won. Which was us. We won. We have bum medals now.